FabSwingers.com forum: Corny AI Messages

By *osmicRob OP Man
over a year ago

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Don't lynch me, I'm just having a bit of fun with AI. I would never use AI to contact a member here.

This is the corny response AI spat out based on somebody's profile:

Hello "user", I have to say, your profile is the sexiest slap in the face I’ve ever enjoyed. “Despair and disappointment”? Honestly, that’s exactly what my last three dates promised, but none delivered it with your level of wit (or frizzy hair potential).

I’m not here to ask if you’re “free now”—I’m more interested in whether your Amazon basket is as filthy as your mind. If your attention wanders while my pants are down, I’ll just assume you’re mentally adding lube and blindfolds to your cart. Multitasking is a turn-on.

You claim you’re not petite or curvy, but I’ve always been a sucker for tall, average, and devastatingly sarcastic. If you want to experience the absolute lowest of the low, I can promise you a night that will make you appreciate even the worst exes in your life.

So, how about we skip the small talk and go straight to the part where you blindfold me, take a few questionable photos, and then we both try to outdo each other’s dirty Amazon wishlists? I’ll even let you blame my face on your parents if it helps.

If nothing else, at least you’ll have a new story for your next profile update. And if you actually reply, I’ll consider it the greatest disappointment of my week—in the best possible way.

Let me know if you want it dialed up or down!

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By *ude LawMan
over a year ago

Just out of interest, did that person's profile mention an Amazon wishlist? I really hope so.

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By *osmicRob OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just out of interest, did that person's profile mention an Amazon wishlist? I really hope so."

sadly no

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By *ude LawMan
over a year ago

"Just out of interest, did that person's profile mention an Amazon wishlist? I really hope so.

sadly no"

Jeff is watching.

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By *osmicRob OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just out of interest, did that person's profile mention an Amazon wishlist? I really hope so.

sadly no

Jeff is watching."

...the filthy bald headed perv

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

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I get so many like that.

They get the same "No." That the "hey" messages get 💜

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By *osmicRob OP Man
over a year ago

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"I get so many like that.

They get the same "No." That the "hey" messages get 💜"

It's just pure lazyness. The people who do this probably bang out hundreds of messages within a short period of time.

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