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By *uvs2watchher OP   Couple
6 weeks ago

newcastle

My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx

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By *inky PerkyCouple
6 weeks ago

Kingston


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx"

Post and profile don't really tally. Are you the hubby that's been taken off the profile because your wife says she has a BF?? Confused

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By *uvs2watchher OP   Couple
6 weeks ago

newcastle

Yes he asked me to post. He's a good friend since before they married. I know dee will have me for this but i need to be honest with him. He had her phone while we had sex. There's nothing wrong. We're all still friends but sometimes lines get crossed x

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m confused

So you’re the boyfriend posting on behalf of the husband ?

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
6 weeks ago

mid glam

Could you explain it again and tell us who's actually posting?

She lost weight and lost an exercise bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

So wife has lost weight, lost her exercise bike and now you want to jump over a gun..??

I’m confused here

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

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By *uvs2watchher OP   Couple
6 weeks ago

newcastle

Nooo. It's me Denise. I've lost weight and I bought a bike to tone up. Where's this gun come from? Hubby thought I cheated.cause I've not done this before. So I posted no. I go on holiday with my daughter and grandson in August and I want to be OK. What the fuck is wrong with you people on here?????

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
6 weeks ago

mid glam


"Nooo. It's me Denise. I've lost weight and I bought a bike to tone up. Where's this gun come from? Hubby thought I cheated.cause I've not done this before. So I posted no. I go on holiday with my daughter and grandson in August and I want to be OK. What the fuck is wrong with you people on here?????"

OP, read back the whole thread.

Someone wrote the first post, saying lost a bike. Saying jumping the gun.

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
6 weeks ago

mid glam


"Yes he asked me to post. He's a good friend since before they married. I know dee will have me for this but i need to be honest with him. He had her phone while we had sex. There's nothing wrong. We're all still friends but sometimes lines get crossed x"

Then there's this post written by someone else

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
6 weeks ago

mid glam

None of it made sense

And then there's the new mention of a holiday

So again, could you or someone explain it?

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By *ooking4fun87Man
6 weeks ago

Ystrad Mynach

A post with schizophrenia

First time for everything

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By *ynamite500Man
6 weeks ago

Angus

It's definitely not me or you guys I think, but this post is fucked up somewhere.... Do you work for the media op?... Just asking.🥴🤯

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden

I know it's early but you what now?

I'm soooo confused.

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By *andadbodMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Need more coffee

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By *ennessee WhiskeyMan
6 weeks ago

London

Good for her pal

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By *uvs2watchher OP   Couple
6 weeks ago

newcastle

No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx

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By *an8iMan
6 weeks ago

Bilston

Great so you had sex 3 times this morning, none of this makes any sense

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden


"No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx"

But not naked sex with hubby as post stated he hadn't seen you naked for 2 years? Very confusing post

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

!!!!!??????? 🤣🤣🤣

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By *an8iMan
6 weeks ago

Bilston


"No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx

But not naked sex with hubby as post stated he hadn't seen you naked for 2 years? Very confusing post"

Maybe he was blindfolded

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
6 weeks ago

mid glam

So your husband posted without you knowing on the couples profile you have...but what was his post about a lost bike?

Your boyfriend posted on your couples profile without you knowing while you had sex with your husband that you don't have sex with and isn't included in the profile anymore....but what was his post about?

You then posted about a holiday.

Then you posted again but

Can you see the confusion

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By *illan-KillashMan
6 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Thread started around 02:20 this morning, I suspect alcohol "may" be involved somewhere.

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By *andadbodMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

and this people is why you shouldn’t do the devils dandruff 🙄

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By *mmaleiaWoman
6 weeks ago

Trowbridge


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx"

So you’re worried she’s having an affair? Even though you’re sat next to her boyfriend?

She’s losing weight for her holiday as she said

Think that clears that up

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By *imboInLimboWoman
6 weeks ago

Baldock


"A post with schizophrenia

First time for everything "

😂😂

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By *ools and the brainCouple
6 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

This is the most confusing thread I've ever read.

You'll need to get your stories straight before starting a thread, sounds like the profile is not accurate.

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

Kudos to those who persisted in trying to decipher what the feck the OP was on about

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

How did they cycle away on the exercise bike....

it could be a police matter...

anything you day will be taken down

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By *ustus5555Woman
6 weeks ago

Mansfield

Made my Thursday even more confusing than it already was. 🤷

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By *illan-KillashMan
6 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Made my Thursday even more confusing than it already was. 🤷"

Wait, what........ it's.......Thursday?

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By *ewtfaceMan
6 weeks ago

Bracknell

Confused? You will be!

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden


"Made my Thursday even more confusing than it already was. 🤷

Wait, what........ it's.......Thursday? "

Haha I thought it was Friday too even wrote happy Friday everyone on a thread earlier.. mind you noone corrected me so they probably all think it's Friday too haha!! Noooooooooo

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By *ulfilthmentMan
6 weeks ago

Here and there

This bike; has it got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good? Asking for a friend.

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden


"This bike; has it got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good? Asking for a friend."

Are you looking for a bike or did you steal a bike and checking not said post bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"This bike; has it got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good? Asking for a friend."

I've got a good condition Chopper if anyone interested? Needs a good service tho

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By *illan-KillashMan
6 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Made my Thursday even more confusing than it already was. 🤷

Wait, what........ it's.......Thursday?

Haha I thought it was Friday too even wrote happy Friday everyone on a thread earlier.. mind you noone corrected me so they probably all think it's Friday too haha!! Noooooooooo"

*people all over Fab forums checking their calendars......

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By *layfullsamMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull


"None of it made sense

And then there's the new mention of a holiday

So again, could you or someone explain it?"

She’s got a wildcard entry to the Tour de France So she’s building up stamina on the bike

Hubby is paranoid and thinks the new regime means she’s riding someone else other than the bike

Hope this helps

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By *host63Man
6 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

She is fuckingbsomeone elsr

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By *ooking4fun87Man
6 weeks ago

Ystrad Mynach

Would dee like to use my face as her saddle for this imaginary bike.......

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
6 weeks ago

mid glam

I hope the OP comes back to clarify

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx"

Is the bike called James?!

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By *an JuniperoCouple
6 weeks ago

North East

Hot take. It’s ALL the husband and he’s just caught himself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx"
..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there "

I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!

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By *avenNightsMan
6 weeks ago

Canvey Island


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there

I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!"

With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻

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By *carlettsWoman
6 weeks ago

Harpenden


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there

I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!

With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻"

Loving your positivity!

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By *avenNightsMan
6 weeks ago

Canvey Island


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there

I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!

With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻

Loving your positivity! "

Thank you! 😅😊

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By *aturefit62Man
6 weeks ago

derby

Nodded off and woke up on April 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"This bike; has it got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good? Asking for a friend."
.

It's haunted..it's an exorcise bike

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By *an8iMan
6 weeks ago

Bilston

Perhaps it's Elliott's bike from E.T and it actually went home

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By *inja 636Man
6 weeks ago

Grays

I reckon phoebe stole it

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there

I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!

With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻"

Would a Uni-cycle made of gum incur

chew-ition fees

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By *avenNightsMan
6 weeks ago

Canvey Island


" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there

I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!

With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻

Would a Uni-cycle made of gum incur

chew-ition fees "

Oo the pun, the pun!

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By *alnutwhipsWoman
6 weeks ago

hull

God I love people's humour 🤣😂🤣

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By *rdere OpusCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Well this is confusing.

What’s the call to action for this thread? Other husbands to commiserate and share similar situations? Giving opinions about the reasons for the weight loss?

Is it possible that the two of you need to talk and sort it out between yourselves instead of you posting on his behalf?

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By *aughty driverMan
6 weeks ago

Romford

I think OP tried to start chineese whispers but its gone confusingly wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Did the bike come from W.H.Smiths?

It's stationary

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I think this is my favourite thread EVER ♥️

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By *tormidaysWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm soooo confused

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is Denise the bike?

Or is Denise Denephew?

Who is James?

And who is the tall stranger in the hat and the long coat, with the mysterious package?

To find out all this, and more, tune in again at this time next week, for another episode of... "As the Stomach Churns".

(Da da da da dum dum dummmm...)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

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By *egnMaxCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottingham

A few spokes short of a wheel methinks.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too..."

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉"

He's not in..hes gone shopping for a bouncy castle

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By *tormidaysWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉"

Lassie...surely

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely"

Or Flipper

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By *tormidaysWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper"

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔"

He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔"

..

I'm not even sure Skippy would be....

bit hop-tomistic

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By *tormidaysWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔

He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!"

Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well

It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷‍♀️

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By *ooking4fun87Man
6 weeks ago

Ystrad Mynach

All these puns are making me weak at the knees and saddle sore at the same time

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔

He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!

Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well

It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷‍♀️"

Wanna bet? Timmy is Tabitha's doll; but he's actually alive; but only when she's around, because she's a witch.

But, yes get Lassie, Flipper and Skippy, and throw in the littlest hobo too, and Ben the bear from Grizzly Adams.

😁

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By *tormidaysWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔

He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!

Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well

It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷‍♀️

Wanna bet? Timmy is Tabitha's doll; but he's actually alive; but only when she's around, because she's a witch.

But, yes get Lassie, Flipper and Skippy, and throw in the littlest hobo too, and Ben the bear from Grizzly Adams.

😁"

Gentle ben would sort this 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Could you explain it again and tell us who's actually posting?

She lost weight and lost an exercise bike?"

Skippy

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By *linyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester/London

I think we’ve all been taken for a ride on this thread!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I think we’ve all been taken for a ride on this thread! "

Yes, indeed, like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Dartford


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely

Or Flipper

I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔

He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!

Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well

It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷‍♀️

Wanna bet? Timmy is Tabitha's doll; but he's actually alive; but only when she's around, because she's a witch.

But, yes get Lassie, Flipper and Skippy, and throw in the littlest hobo too, and Ben the bear from Grizzly Adams.

😁

Gentle ben would sort this 😁"

Mr Ed could decipher this one I feel

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I've got it..

Someone threw an exercise bike down a well....

Skippy lost two stone.

It's not rocket surgery

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By *layfullsamMan
6 weeks ago

Solihull

Couple of bikes dredged up in a stream clear out by me.

Pink with stabilisers and womens one with shopping basket on the front

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago


"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...

Call Skippy. Immediately 😉

Lassie...surely"

Don't call him Shirley

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