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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Come grab a drink in toots bar, I've got a couple of specials on tongiht, made my different patrons, will bring anonymous for now. 😁

Any suggestions for names, hit me!

Special menu

True blue cocktail.

Galactic nipple twister.

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By *eadpool-ishMan
9 weeks ago

Horam

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick

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By *eliWoman
9 weeks ago

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You're definitely tooting today OP, love it. 🔥

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick"

Of course coming right up!!

Had a food day so far? 😁

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"You're definitely tooting today OP, love it. 🔥"

Aw thanks, how has your day been _eli? 😁

All is well i hope.

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham

Strawberry milkshake please😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Strawberry milkshake please😎😎😎😎😎"

Of course my good man!

And how are you today, good I hope?

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
9 weeks ago

Up North

Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect

Happy Wednesday !

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Anything to get me pissed enough to write this fucking essay🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect

Happy Wednesday ! "

Of course coming right up, one hazy pale!

How has your day been?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x"

I get the reference .

I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎"

That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!

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By *eadpool-ishMan
9 weeks ago

Horam


"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick

Of course coming right up!!

Had a food day so far? 😁 "

I've only just eaten, but a good day yes

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick

Of course coming right up!!

Had a food day so far? 😁

I've only just eaten, but a good day yes "

bollocks I misspelt. 🤦‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x

I get the reference .

I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada? "

Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆

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By *estructionDollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎

That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!"

I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x

I get the reference .

I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?

Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆"

Omfg 🤣

I can't take it down utill 10am tommorow, so there's gonna be alot of people complaining about eye sight. 🤣

Enjoy your drink.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please "

Of course coming right up, anything else?

Had a good day today?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

Large G&T thanks

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By *hickthighs25Woman
9 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎

That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!

I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎"

Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
9 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]"

Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Large G&T thanks "
.of course my good sir, and how the devil are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Large G&T thanks "

He’s got the large already.

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By *eadpool-ishMan
9 weeks ago

Horam


"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick

Of course coming right up!!

Had a food day so far? 😁

I've only just eaten, but a good day yes bollocks I misspelt. 🤦‍♂️"

I barely noticed

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]

Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸"

How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁

Lh dam that long today?

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales

I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄

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By *hickthighs25Woman
9 weeks ago

Stockton


"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]

Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸

How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁

Lh dam that long today? "

That will do nicely thank you 👍

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Large G&T thanks

He’s got the large already."

Haha just the G&T then

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By *estructionDollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please

Of course coming right up, anything else?

Had a good day today? "

One for yourself too 😉

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Large G&T thanks

He’s got the large already."

Fml 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
9 weeks ago

Up North


"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect

Happy Wednesday !

Of course coming right up, one hazy pale!

How has your day been? "

All good thanks, working, perving…the usual 😊

Hope you’ve had a good one.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄"

Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up!

Hope you've had a good day today.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]

Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸

How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁

Lh dam that long today?

That will do nicely thank you 👍"

Anytime, shout if you want another.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales


"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄

Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up!

Hope you've had a good day today. "

Thank you very much xx 😘

My day has been ok……work and hairdressers, hope you’ve had a good day? Xx

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎

That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!

I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎

Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?"

You keep on keeping on

You have come a long way

Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please

Of course coming right up, anything else?

Had a good day today?

One for yourself too 😉"

why thank you, that's mighty kind of you. 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Evening toots!

Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please?

If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice

Of lime, that would be epic.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect

Happy Wednesday !

Of course coming right up, one hazy pale!

How has your day been?

All good thanks, working, perving…the usual 😊

Hope you’ve had a good one."

I have thank you, glad you have too.

Pretty much the same here tbh 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Large G&T thanks

He’s got the large already.

Haha just the G&T then"

coming right Up sir!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎

That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!

I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎

Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?

You keep on keeping on

You have come a long way

Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎"

I sure hope so, it's been a bloody ride that's for sure.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Large G&T thanks

He’s got the large already.

Haha just the G&T then

coming right Up sir!"

Cheers toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄

Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up!

Hope you've had a good day today.

Thank you very much xx 😘

My day has been ok……work and hairdressers, hope you’ve had a good day? Xx "

Its been good thanks, sightly boring but good!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening toots!

Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please?

If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice

Of lime, that would be epic. "

One epic dark and stormy coming right up, glad to have you in tonight, decently busy too.

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham


"I'm great

Lifes good

I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎

That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!

I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎

Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?

You keep on keeping on

You have come a long way

Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎

I sure hope so, it's been a bloody ride that's for sure. "

Well you are still here so we must be doing something right 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ookie46Woman
9 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Pina Colada please Toots!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Evening toots!

Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please?

If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice

Of lime, that would be epic.

One epic dark and stormy coming right up, glad to have you in tonight, decently busy too. "

Greatly appreciated.

Great crowd you got here! Hardly surprising though with this venue.

Cheers!!

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By *neakypeaky30Man
9 weeks ago

Around

Evening Toots.

One Old Fashioned if you please.....have a drink for yourself while you're at it

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pina Colada please Toots! "
Hey cookie!!

One pina colada coming up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
9 weeks ago

Altrincham

Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

"

Smooth 😎

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎"

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

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By *estructionDollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Which evening is the pub quiz on in here?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 "

Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening Toots.

One Old Fashioned if you please.....have a drink for yourself while you're at it "

Coming right up my good man, I'll just grab that for you.

And welcome

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By *hickthighs25Woman
9 weeks ago

Stockton

Hows your shift going toots? Hope your managing to have a few for yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘 "

One of my favs! Mind if i join you? Been a tough week.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘 "

Of course you can, I'll get that to you.

Oooh have a lovely holiday!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 "

It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? "
whenever someone can host it 🤣

Should be this week. Finger crossed.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha"

I’ll tell them it was you who gave me the idea

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hows your shift going toots? Hope your managing to have a few for yourself x"

It's going well thanks, how is yours?

I've got plenty of drinks with me so I'm good.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha

I’ll tell them it was you who gave me the idea "

Credit is all yours

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘"

Enjoy, you deserve it 😊

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘

One of my favs! Mind if i join you? Been a tough week."

. I'll get you one.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘"

This is true.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘

This is true. "

Yes but I’ve not been barred yet 😄

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By *tr8MrEMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started

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By *neakypeaky30Man
9 weeks ago

Around


"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? "

Oh I love a good pub quiz....pick me!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
9 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘

One of my favs! Mind if i join you? Been a tough week."

Pull up a cushion n sit ont couch with me

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?

Smooth 😎

Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊

It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘

This is true.

Yes but I’ve not been barred yet 😄"

I won't, I only ban assholes.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started "

Javerbombs, Roger that.

How are you today?

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By *tr8MrEMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started

Javerbombs, Roger that.

How are you today? "

I've had a day of being shit on from a great height...so much so I put a profile photo up to commemorate the occasion, sadly it's considered "too rude" 🤣🤣🤣

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
9 weeks ago

Reading


"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? "

I've decided that I want to start going to a pub quiz, just need to find one near me and maybe some people to go with.

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
9 weeks ago

Reading

Oh and good evening Toots. Hope you've had a good day yourself.🩷

I'm in a good place today so fancy a celebratory g&t please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here?

I've decided that I want to start going to a pub quiz, just need to find one near me and maybe some people to go with."

Hmm its probably too difficult to start one on fab, it's bad enough trying to engage with eveyone on the bar thread 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Oh and good evening Toots. Hope you've had a good day yourself.🩷

I'm in a good place today so fancy a celebratory g&t please."

I have thanks, and one g&t coming up!!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started

Javerbombs, Roger that.

How are you today?

I've had a day of being shit on from a great height...so much so I put a profile photo up to commemorate the occasion, sadly it's considered "too rude" 🤣🤣🤣"

Really that bad? 🤣

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By *43SomeCouple
9 weeks ago

Staines

I would like sex on the beach please barman

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started "

Cheers for the jaegerbomb! Haven’t had one in ages

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
9 weeks ago

Voldsøy

True Blue killed me off at the weekend! I'll have whatever you're offering, Toots! 😜 Non-alcoholic, please 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I would like sex on the beach please barman"
sex on the beach? Coming right up, and how was your day?

Welcome to the bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"I would like sex on the beach please barman"

But what do you want to drink?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"True Blue killed me off at the weekend! I'll have whatever you're offering, Toots! 😜 Non-alcoholic, please 😘"

Of course coming right up, a non alcholic drink.

Good to see you made it.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
9 weeks ago

Woodley

Can I have an extra strong long island ice tea tonight please kind sir 😃

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have an extra strong long island ice tea tonight please kind sir 😃"

Of course you can, coming right up!!

Good to see you in tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I will go for a pint of Stella while I watch the football. Please and thank you

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

Double rum and *generic mixer* please 😎

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By *43SomeCouple
9 weeks ago

Staines

Screaming orgasm then

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Screaming orgasm then"

Don't listen to him I'm the barman, I'll give you a sex on a beach then a screaming orgasm on top!

Welcome!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I will go for a pint of Stella while I watch the football. Please and thank you "

No problem I'll get that sorted for you!

And welcome to the bar.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Double rum and *generic mixer* please 😎"

On it sir, I'll get that for you.

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By *luebell888Woman
9 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Vodka with ginger beer and crushed ice please.

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By *43SomeCouple
9 weeks ago

Staines

Can I have a chaser

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Vodka with ginger beer and crushed ice please."
.of course coming right up!!

And welcome to the bar.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have a chaser"

Oooh sure gimme a name. 😁

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
9 weeks ago

Up North

My pint was delish so I’ll take another please 😊 it’s nearly the weekend right?!

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By *orphia2003Woman
9 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

A very large bourbon of your choice please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"My pint was delish so I’ll take another please 😊 it’s nearly the weekend right?! "

It most certainly is!!.I'll get that pint for you, please take a seat

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton


"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x

I get the reference .

I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?

Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆"

Damn near poked my eye out too.

Not sure how I feel about that over a pint of ale. A gnt , however

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A very large bourbon of your choice please."

Oooh how about a kentucky bourbon?

Welcome to the bar!

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By *43SomeCouple
9 weeks ago

Staines


"Can I have a chaser

Oooh sure gimme a name. 😁 "

A buttery nipple shot sounds good

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have a chaser

Oooh sure gimme a name. 😁

A buttery nipple shot sounds good"

Ooh well one buttery nipple shot coming.

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By *orphia2003Woman
9 weeks ago

Tonypandy.


"A very large bourbon of your choice please.

Oooh how about a kentucky bourbon?

Welcome to the bar!"

Sounds perfect.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A very large bourbon of your choice please.

Oooh how about a kentucky bourbon?

Welcome to the bar!

Sounds perfect."

Awsome, I'll get that sorted for you, take a seat I'll bring it over.

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By *nnCeeWoman
9 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x

I get the reference .

I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?

Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆"

Evening Toots!

Where've you been hiding that, you sly dog?!

Definitely in need of a pick me up drinkie... barman's choice, as long as you join me!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x

I get the reference .

I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?

Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆

Evening Toots!

Where've you been hiding that, you sly dog?!

Definitely in need of a pick me up drinkie... barman's choice, as long as you join me!"

Hey you!

I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now

Anyway let's have something strong, how about one those drink from the picnic err the strong one?

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton

Barmans d*unk.

Again.

FFS.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Barmans d*unk.

Again.

FFS."

Not yet 🤣

Can be tho

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Barmans d*unk.

Again.

FFS.

Not yet 🤣

Can be tho "

Oh we know

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton


"Barmans d*unk.

Again.

FFS.

Not yet 🤣

Can be tho

Oh we know "

I see a happy 3sum in my near future

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By *nnCeeWoman
9 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now

Anyway let's have something strong, how about one those drink from the picnic err the strong one?"

Oooftt!! Not just the cat that's been allowed out from its hiding place heehee.

I believe that would be two Long Island Iced Teas then! Cheers!!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Barmans d*unk.

Again.

FFS.

Not yet 🤣

Can be tho

Oh we know

I see a happy 3sum in my near future "

With? Haha

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now

Anyway let's have something strong, how about one those drink from the picnic err the strong one?

Oooftt!! Not just the cat that's been allowed out from its hiding place heehee.

I believe that would be two Long Island Iced Teas then! Cheers!!"

Yeah he's earned his freedom for abit. 🤭

I'll get that sorted for us, it's been a minute hasn't it 😁

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton


"Barmans d*unk.

Again.

FFS.

Not yet 🤣

Can be tho

Oh we know

I see a happy 3sum in my near future

With? Haha "

You and toots.

One of you fuckers need to hold me down.....

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Ooh I fancy something different

Poison apple martini please

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ooh I fancy something different

Poison apple martini please "

Ooh, that's a good name.

Coming right up, and welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Anyone fell off the bar stool pissed yet?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱"

Marshmallows and cream?

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Anyone fell off the bar stool pissed yet? "

No, if I do I'm fucked.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱"

Of course what sort would you like?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱

Marshmallows and cream? "

Ooh lovely! 😋

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱

Marshmallows and cream?

Ooh lovely! 😋"

Well there you go, one hot chocolate with marshmallows and cream.

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex

Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!"

Coming right up!!!

And hey!

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex


"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!

Coming right up!!!

And hey!"

How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man
9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!

Coming right up!!!

And hey!

How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂"

Yeah and

Now it's surviving the penis game 🤣

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By *ampireLoveMan
9 weeks ago

Essex


"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!

Coming right up!!!

And hey!

How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂 Yeah and

Now it's surviving the penis game 🤣 "

😂😂😂 my peen game is short and non-entertaining 🤣🤣

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