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"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick" Of course coming right up!! Had a food day so far? 😁 | |||
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"You're definitely tooting today OP, love it. 🔥" Aw thanks, how has your day been _eli? 😁 All is well i hope. ![]() | |||
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"Strawberry milkshake please😎😎😎😎😎" Of course my good man! And how are you today, good I hope? | |||
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"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect ![]() Of course coming right up, one hazy pale! How has your day been? ![]() | |||
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"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x" I get the reference . ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm great Lifes good I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎" That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile! | |||
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"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick Of course coming right up!! Had a food day so far? 😁 " I've only just eaten, but a good day yes ![]() | |||
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"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick Of course coming right up!! Had a food day so far? 😁 I've only just eaten, but a good day yes ![]() bollocks I misspelt. 🤦♂️ | |||
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"I'm great Lifes good I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎 That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!" I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x I get the reference . ![]() ![]() ![]() Omfg 🤣 I can't take it down utill 10am tommorow, so there's gonna be alot of people complaining about eye sight. 🤣 Enjoy your drink. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please ![]() Of course coming right up, anything else? Had a good day today? ![]() | |||
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"I'm great Lifes good I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎 That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile! I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎" Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]" Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸 | |||
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"Large G&T thanks " .of course my good sir, and how the devil are you? | |||
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"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick Of course coming right up!! Had a food day so far? 😁 I've only just eaten, but a good day yes ![]() I barely noticed ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22] Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸" How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁 Lh dam that long today? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22] Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸 How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁 Lh dam that long today? " That will do nicely thank you 👍 | |||
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"Large G&T thanks He’s got the large already." Haha just the G&T then | |||
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"I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please ![]() ![]() One for yourself too 😉 | |||
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"Large G&T thanks He’s got the large already." Fml 🤣 | |||
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"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect ![]() ![]() All good thanks, working, perving…the usual 😊 Hope you’ve had a good one. | |||
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"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄" Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up! Hope you've had a good day today. ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22] Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸 How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁 Lh dam that long today? That will do nicely thank you 👍" Anytime, shout if you want another. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄 Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up! Hope you've had a good day today. ![]() Thank you very much xx 😘 My day has been ok……work and hairdressers, hope you’ve had a good day? Xx | |||
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"I'm great Lifes good I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎 That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile! I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎 Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?" You keep on keeping on You have come a long way Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"I'll have an aperol spritz tonight please ![]() ![]() why thank you, that's mighty kind of you. 😉 | |||
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"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect ![]() ![]() I have thank you, glad you have too. Pretty much the same here tbh 🤣 | |||
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"Large G&T thanks He’s got the large already. Haha just the G&T then" coming right Up sir! | |||
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"I'm great Lifes good I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎 That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile! I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎 Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9? You keep on keeping on You have come a long way Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎" I sure hope so, it's been a bloody ride that's for sure. ![]() | |||
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"Large G&T thanks He’s got the large already. Haha just the G&T then coming right Up sir!" Cheers toots | |||
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"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄 Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up! Hope you've had a good day today. ![]() Its been good thanks, sightly boring but good! | |||
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"Evening toots! Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please? If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice Of lime, that would be epic. " One epic dark and stormy coming right up, glad to have you in tonight, decently busy too. ![]() | |||
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"I'm great Lifes good I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎 That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile! I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎 Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9? You keep on keeping on You have come a long way Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎 I sure hope so, it's been a bloody ride that's for sure. ![]() Well you are still here so we must be doing something right 😎😎😎😎😎 | |||
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"Evening toots! Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please? If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice Of lime, that would be epic. One epic dark and stormy coming right up, glad to have you in tonight, decently busy too. ![]() Greatly appreciated. Great crowd you got here! Hardly surprising though with this venue. Cheers!! | |||
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"Pina Colada please Toots! " Hey cookie!! One pina colada coming up!! ![]() | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? " Smooth 😎 | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎" Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 " Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha | |||
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"Evening Toots. One Old Fashioned if you please.....have a drink for yourself while you're at it ![]() Coming right up my good man, I'll just grab that for you. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘 " One of my favs! Mind if i join you? Been a tough week. | |||
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"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘 " Of course you can, I'll get that to you. Oooh have a lovely holiday! | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 " It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘 | |||
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"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? " whenever someone can host it 🤣 Should be this week. Finger crossed. ![]() | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha" I’ll tell them it was you who gave me the idea | |||
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"Hows your shift going toots? Hope your managing to have a few for yourself x" It's going well thanks, how is yours? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha I’ll tell them it was you who gave me the idea " Credit is all yours | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘" Enjoy, you deserve it 😊 | |||
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"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘 One of my favs! Mind if i join you? Been a tough week." . I'll get you one. ![]() | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘" This is true. ![]() | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘 This is true. ![]() Yes but I’ve not been barred yet 😄 | |||
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"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? " Oh I love a good pub quiz....pick me! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Toots, I'm about to go away, so can I have a pre holiday large zinfandel please 😘 One of my favs! Mind if i join you? Been a tough week." Pull up a cushion n sit ont couch with me ![]() | |||
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab? Smooth 😎 Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘 This is true. ![]() I won't, I only ban assholes. ![]() | |||
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"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started " Javerbombs, Roger that. How are you today? ![]() | |||
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"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started Javerbombs, Roger that. How are you today? ![]() I've had a day of being shit on from a great height...so much so I put a profile photo up to commemorate the occasion, sadly it's considered "too rude" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? " I've decided that I want to start going to a pub quiz, just need to find one near me and maybe some people to go with. | |||
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"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here? I've decided that I want to start going to a pub quiz, just need to find one near me and maybe some people to go with." Hmm its probably too difficult to start one on fab, it's bad enough trying to engage with eveyone on the bar thread 🤣 | |||
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"Oh and good evening Toots. Hope you've had a good day yourself.🩷 I'm in a good place today so fancy a celebratory g&t please." I have thanks, and one g&t coming up!! | |||
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"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started Javerbombs, Roger that. How are you today? ![]() Really that bad? 🤣 | |||
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"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started " Cheers for the jaegerbomb! Haven’t had one in ages | |||
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"I would like sex on the beach please barman" sex on the beach? Coming right up, and how was your day? Welcome to the bar! | |||
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"I would like sex on the beach please barman" But what do you want to drink? | |||
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"True Blue killed me off at the weekend! I'll have whatever you're offering, Toots! 😜 Non-alcoholic, please 😘" Of course coming right up, a non alcholic drink. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have an extra strong long island ice tea tonight please kind sir 😃" Of course you can, coming right up!! Good to see you in tonight! | |||
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"Screaming orgasm then" Don't listen to him I'm the barman, I'll give you a sex on a beach then a screaming orgasm on top! ![]() | |||
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"I will go for a pint of Stella while I watch the football. Please and thank you " No problem I'll get that sorted for you! And welcome to the bar. ![]() | |||
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"Double rum and *generic mixer* please 😎" On it sir, I'll get that for you. ![]() | |||
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"Vodka with ginger beer and crushed ice please." .of course coming right up!! And welcome to the bar. ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a chaser" Oooh sure gimme a name. 😁 | |||
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"My pint was delish so I’ll take another please 😊 it’s nearly the weekend right?! " It most certainly is!!.I'll get that pint for you, please take a seat ![]() | |||
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"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x I get the reference . ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A very large bourbon of your choice please." Oooh how about a kentucky bourbon? Welcome to the bar! | |||
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"Can I have a chaser Oooh sure gimme a name. 😁 " A buttery nipple shot sounds good | |||
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"Can I have a chaser Oooh sure gimme a name. 😁 A buttery nipple shot sounds good" Ooh well one buttery nipple shot coming. ![]() | |||
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"A very large bourbon of your choice please. Oooh how about a kentucky bourbon? Welcome to the bar!" Sounds perfect. | |||
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"A very large bourbon of your choice please. Oooh how about a kentucky bourbon? Welcome to the bar! Sounds perfect." Awsome, I'll get that sorted for you, take a seat I'll bring it over. | |||
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"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x I get the reference . ![]() ![]() ![]() Evening Toots! Where've you been hiding that, you sly dog?! Definitely in need of a pick me up drinkie... barman's choice, as long as you join me! | |||
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"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x I get the reference . ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey you! I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now ![]() | |||
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"Barmans d*unk. Again. FFS." Not yet 🤣 Can be tho ![]() | |||
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"Barmans d*unk. Again. FFS. Not yet 🤣 Can be tho ![]() Oh we know | |||
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"Barmans d*unk. Again. FFS. Not yet 🤣 Can be tho ![]() I see a happy 3sum in my near future | |||
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"I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now ![]() Oooftt!! Not just the cat that's been allowed out from its hiding place heehee. I believe that would be two Long Island Iced Teas then! Cheers!! | |||
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"Barmans d*unk. Again. FFS. Not yet 🤣 Can be tho ![]() With? Haha | |||
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"I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now ![]() Yeah he's earned his freedom for abit. 🤭 I'll get that sorted for us, it's been a minute hasn't it 😁 | |||
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"Barmans d*unk. Again. FFS. Not yet 🤣 Can be tho ![]() You and toots. One of you fuckers need to hold me down..... | |||
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"Ooh I fancy something different Poison apple martini please " Ooh, that's a good name. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱" Marshmallows and cream? | |||
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"Anyone fell off the bar stool pissed yet? " No, if I do I'm fucked. ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱" Of course what sort would you like? ![]() | |||
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"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱 Marshmallows and cream? " Ooh lovely! 😋 | |||
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"Can I have a hot choccy before I start thinking about heading to bed? 🥱 Marshmallows and cream? Ooh lovely! 😋" Well there you go, one hot chocolate with marshmallows and cream. ![]() | |||
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"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!" Coming right up!!! And hey! | |||
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"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots! Coming right up!!! And hey!" How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂 | |||
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"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots! Coming right up!!! And hey! How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂" Yeah and Now it's surviving the penis game 🤣 | |||
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"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots! Coming right up!!! And hey! How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂 Yeah and Now it's surviving the penis game 🤣 " 😂😂😂 my peen game is short and non-entertaining 🤣🤣 | |||
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