FabSwingers.com forum: What is your go-to curse word?

By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
9 weeks ago

North West

For me it is prick and twat. Those are the main ones for me.

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Fuck

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

The C word

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By *exxyyDy11 OP Man
9 weeks ago

North West

"The C word "

Clown?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
9 weeks ago

Stockton

"The C word "

The C word ah its me isnt it thank you 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

"The C word

Clown?"

C*nt

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By *ognorworthibg23Man
9 weeks ago

worthing

"The C word "

COCK-WOMBLE?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
9 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Fuck, cunt or the good old "knob'ead" seeing as I'm a Manc

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
9 weeks ago

Bristol

It’s cunt

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By *fffunCouple
9 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Fuck

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham

Bumboclart

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By *hickthighs25Woman
9 weeks ago

Stockton

"Bumboclart"

❤️ this one haha

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By *parkle1974Woman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

I have 2...

Fuck

Bastard

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Fuck.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Fuck."

It’s just so fucking versatile.

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By *avie65Man
9 weeks ago

In the west.

"I have 2...

Fuck

Bastard "

Well I am a bastard if you want to…

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By *edSirenWoman
9 weeks ago

magic mountain

Depends what the situation is, if another is involved, and the level of their cuntery.

For example:

stubbed my toe - usually a quick succession of fuck, shit, bollocks blended into one

Spider in the bath - typically a one sided conversation between me and it; with me naming said arachnid ‘fucker’; about how I’m going to let it live IF it stays still, allows me to place glass around it, and chuck out the window. If it moves, this changes to yelping (I’m not proud), and copious death threats to it. All curse words are probably used at this point.

Someone being annoying - will be called a bellend

Someone being a annoying and rude - will be called a dick

Someone being a bully, singling peeps out, making anyone feel like a lesser person - will be called a cunt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
9 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I like fuck or bollocks

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By *igjim69newMan
9 weeks ago

Near Scunthorpe

For fuck sake

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By *hismMan
9 weeks ago

Ballygonowhere

Cunt

Cunt features

Cunty McCunt face

Cunty bollox

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By *EAT..85Woman
9 weeks ago

Nottingham

Bottom!

I try not to swear too much.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Depends what the situation is, if another is involved, and the level of their cuntery."

I’ve always pictured you as quite a prolific swearer, Red.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

"Fuck"

I hope this was the meme reference

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

What’s your favourite curse word?

Probably fuck

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By *ndymac888Man
9 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Oooo fiddlesticks & Sweeeet Christmas 😉

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By *edSirenWoman
9 weeks ago

magic mountain

"Depends what the situation is, if another is involved, and the level of their cuntery.

I’ve always pictured you as quite a prolific swearer, Red."

😱 I’m not completely potty mouthed! But I am also Scottish. So by default I’m already worse than those around me 😅

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

Dickhead / knobhead

C*nt

Cockjockey

Wanker

Penis pilot (yeah a new one that just popped into my head)

Bell end

Dickspring

There are a couple more but methinks they be a bit harsh even for us jaded lot

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By *lessandra_BWoman
9 weeks ago

Here, There & Everywhere

Usually bollocks, but only at home. I would never say such things in public 😇 I have noticed f**k come out of my mouth a few times lately, which I'm blaming my mother for. She's been saying it a lot since her stroke. Can't say I blame her 😔

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By *abba44Man
9 weeks ago

Broadstairs

Fuck me sideways.

or that old favourite Spastic

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By *utteredBreadMan
9 weeks ago

Manchester

Not sure I haven't really been paying attention. I'd probably say cunt or fuck is my most used curse.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

Fuck and shit are my favourites

With an occasional bollocks 🙄

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Cunt. It works in every situations imaginable.

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

"Dickhead / knobhead

C*nt

Cockjockey

Wanker

Penis pilot (yeah a new one that just popped into my head)

Bell end

Dickspring

There are a couple more but methinks they be a bit harsh even for us jaded lot

Forgot:

Cockwomble

Vinegar tits

Khuilo

Bunglecunt

Gobshite

Twatwaffle. etc etc etc

This list is not fully inclusive, there are many many more, but I can't be arsed typing for the next few hours

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
9 weeks ago

Reading

I seem to be using twatface a lot at the moment….

But fuck is one of the most versatile words in the English language and I love it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
9 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"😱 I’m not completely potty mouthed! But I am also Scottish. So by default I’m already worse than those around me 😅"

Ach, it’s not really swearing if you’re a Scot. It’s more punctuation, if anything.

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By *ayPrimeMan
9 weeks ago

Leeds

I love “shitcunt”. It’s as if someone were so angry they felt the need to swear twice.

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By *avie65Man
9 weeks ago

In the west.

If I have done something daft it would usually be bastard.

If it’s about someone who has annoyed me or cut me up in the road it would be fuckin arsehole

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By *hrills and adventureMan
9 weeks ago

Winchester

Oh bollocks if I'm cursing myself for making a mistake.

Otherwise fuck for most other occasions.

Cunt is reserved for someone I really, really despise.

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By *lynJMan
9 weeks ago

Morden

Bollocks or

Arsely arsington

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By *ayPrimeMan
9 weeks ago

Leeds

"Oh bollocks if I'm cursing myself for making a mistake.

Otherwise fuck for most other occasions.

Cunt is reserved for someone I really, really despise."

I was like this until I briefly dated and Australian girl

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
9 weeks ago

Norwich

Bollocks is my favourite

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By *luebell888Woman
9 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Sugar puffs

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By *ceKweenWoman
9 weeks ago

Bolton

Fuck sake OR sugar, shit, shite, no idea why

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
9 weeks ago

Reading

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Cunt....makes my mouth water just thinking about it

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By *oeBeansMan
9 weeks ago

Derby

"Bollocks" for the situation. "Giant fucking bell end" if directed at someone

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
9 weeks ago

Up North

Fuck is probably my most used one.

Fucking prick or knob’ead if it’s aimed at someone.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

Never actually used the C word. I hate it. But I might have thought it a few times 🙄

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales

I think fuck is my standard 😄

If directed at someone then bellend, usually muttered under my breath when driving xx

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By *orbidden eastMan
9 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Fuck with a combination of twat 😁

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By *ooBulMan
9 weeks ago

SNottingham

Teerry-Fuck-Wit?

Deluded Fucking Dildo?

Fucking window licker?

I'm starting to feel like that woman off Deuce Bigalow with Tourett's. LOL.

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By *ooBulMan
9 weeks ago

SNottingham

There's a lot of fucks there....

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Fuck or Bollocks

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By *ooBulMan
9 weeks ago

SNottingham

Sorry, Teery? Meant " Terry..."

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton

You lot are a bunch of namby pambying cunts.

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By *hortieWoman
9 weeks ago

Northampton

*hoping I ran away fast enough after dropping the pin*

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Twunt

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By *tr8MrEMan
9 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Bollocks!!!

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By *elightfulDuo01Couple
9 weeks ago

Bristol

Fuck or Shit

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By *es not the MessiahMan
9 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Oh shucks

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By *ore_Please81Woman
9 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Fuck a Duck at the moment 🦆

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

Bastard or shit, usually when I trip over something so I use them alot.

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By *eriScotMan
9 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

Cunt after living in Australia, not even in an aggressive way 😂

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
9 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Fuck. Dickhead. Shit.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

Fuck

Cunt

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
9 weeks ago

Midlothian

I tend to say bugger or dammnit. Mainly shit, if my mam ain't around. 😂

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By *rSuave88Man
9 weeks ago

Mirfield

"Bumboclart

❤️ this one haha"

Muppet!

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By *dalisqueWoman
9 weeks ago

land of make believe

I really don't swear that much.

The occasional fuck does slip out

🩵

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By *rdimpsMan
9 weeks ago

Hull

Depends on the situation.

Whilst driving I use retard or tard, prick, and of course wanker. Saving "twunt" for the true driving clowns, twunt being a collaboration of two well used swear words when I can't decide which best fits the particular twunt.

If I hurt myself, hammer_thumb for eg, there are no words just lots of noise that sounds like swearing.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Fuck

Cunt

Both in equal measure

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
9 weeks ago

Preston

or that old favourite Spastic"

Nah, awful imo. It’s 2025, not 1975

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By *sStephenPickleMan
9 weeks ago

Ends

"Fuck

Cunt

Both in equal measure "

What do you say more during sex

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
9 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"For me it is prick and twat. Those are the main ones for me. "

Prick AND Twat

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By *ein-guyMan
9 weeks ago

East Cowes

Prick or Dick

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By *gent CoulsonMan
9 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I love twunt, I covers a multitude of situations

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By *maugMan
9 weeks ago

Derby

BMW driver

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By *ronmant16Man
9 weeks ago

Sheffield

Knobhead or wanker

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By *r Black 85Man
9 weeks ago

nottingham

Bumbopussyrasclart😎😎😎😎😎

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By *erry bull1Man
9 weeks ago

doncaster

Supercalorfraggelipstiick

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By *oberts_onMan
9 weeks ago

Lynn

Cockend, although "oh, Kurwa" has started to be used occasionally... Must be my work colleagues rubbing off on me (not literally)

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
9 weeks ago

Midlothian

Whilst driving I use retard or tard

I can never believe people still use such a gross slur in 2025.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Fuck

Cunt

Both in equal measure

What do you say more during sex"

I missed this. I thank the baby Jesus. Obviously 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I probably use the F-word the most.

I do love a C-bomb though.

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By *orbidden eastMan
9 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

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By *ife NinjaMan
9 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Bastard, said in the same accent as Sean Bean 🤓

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