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By *unGuy4U1978 OP Man
3 weeks ago

near you

Give us your best/worst jokes.

I’ll kick off:

How can you say that men have trust issues? We’ll happily stick our cocks in a mouth full of teeth.

A wise man once said “it’s good to meet a girl in a park. It’s better to park meat in a girl”

If a woman cockblocks another woman, is it a beaver damm?

These are all pretty bad. What’s your worst jokes?

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam

I'm going to sell my vacuum cleaner, it's just gathering dust

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By *ecretSearcherMan
3 weeks ago

Reading

Which side of the cat is the furriest??

The outside..

I'll get my coat

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By *weetWithATw1stWoman
3 weeks ago

MiddleofMyStreet

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1.

Okay i shall see myself out :_D

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By *unGuy4U1978 OP Man
3 weeks ago

near you

These are great/awful!!!

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam

I was standing in the park wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger and bigger ... and then it struck me

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By *imboInLimboWoman
3 weeks ago

Baldock

What are you if your nose runs and your feet smell? Upside down

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By *eadpool-ishMan
3 weeks ago

Horam

I used to listen to the voices in my head, then I took myself to one side and gave myself a good talking to

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By *unGuy4U1978 OP Man
3 weeks ago

near you

"I used to listen to the voices in my head, then I took myself to one side and gave myself a good talking to"

I applaud you sir!

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By *race in LaceWoman
3 weeks ago

Preston

I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.

The gym instructor said: "How flexible are you?"

I said: "I can do any day except Tuesdays and Thursdays."

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By *unGuy4U1978 OP Man
2 weeks ago

near you

"I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.

The gym instructor said: "How flexible are you?"

I said: "I can do any day except Tuesdays and Thursdays.""

Classy joke!!

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By *jr9876Man
2 weeks ago

Ipswich

I'm trying to get fit so the other morning I thought about going for a run on some wet grass.

But after dew consideration I decided against it.

My vegan friend came to visit one day but he could even step in through my front door.

You see, my wooden floor has laminate.

(Both are better read out loud).

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By *oeBeansMan
2 weeks ago

Derby

I once went to an archaeology party where everyone was looking for the remains of a lower leg. It was quite the shindig!

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By *olo180Man
2 weeks ago

West London

Just ate a frozen apple….hardcore

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By *KTim61Man
2 weeks ago

Tipton

What do you do If you spot a spaceman? Park your car in it

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By *erry bull1Man
2 weeks ago

doncaster

A man walked into a bar

He ended up with a big lump on his head

Crazy paving is t all it’s cracked up to be

Velcro is a rip off

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By *KTim61Man
2 weeks ago

Tipton

"A man walked into a bar

He ended up with a big lump on his head

Crazy paving is t all it’s cracked up to be

Velcro is a rip off "

I think you mean a irish guy walks into a Bra ?

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