FabSwingers.com forum: Something you can say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At the Dinner table... but also in the bedroom....

I'll start...

Stop Playing with it and just fucking eat it

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

I didn’t expect it to be this juicy

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

That's what you're getting, take it or leave it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry, It didn't rise as much as it should have

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

Who's for seconds?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

You’ve got gravy all down your front….

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

What's in this? I can taste something familiar

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Please Sir,can I have some more.

🩵

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

You're a very messy eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mmmm, this is rather Moist (sorry) haha xx

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By *inky PerkyCouple
over a year ago

Narnia

Please Sir can I have some more

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

No it's not burnt, it's meant to look like that!!!

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

What a spread you've put on

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Would you like seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was very filling but i prefer Five Guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's up for a spit roast? (This is an answer to the forum thread, and a question in general).

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

Come on, you've had worse things in your mouth?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I lick your fingers clean?

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

Honestly, I've spent all that time preparing and it's all over before you know it

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

Slowdown, don't want you choking

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

That's so good I'd pay for it

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By *uperSalopian7Man
over a year ago

Parts Unknown

"I love a good stuffing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I picked this trick up from the internet

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

I like it a little pink in the middle

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By *ond_N_MPCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell

Can I sit here

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Please Sir can I have some more"

🤣🤣 great minds

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

I prefer your Dad's 🙊

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t speak with your mouth full

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

It’s really lovely when the four of us can get together like this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sure you can invite a friend over...

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"That was very filling but i prefer Five Guys... "

🤣 excellent

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

That was good but sorry, your sister had a better spread

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
over a year ago

Prestwich

I hope you don't mind but I've invited your sister?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry Daddy, I missed my mouth and spilled some...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was very filling but i prefer Five Guys...

🤣 excellent "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your time, there's more where that came from!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

The jumbo sausage is highly recommended… especially the accompanying sauce xx

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Shall we share?

🩵

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

I'm so happy you came

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

Can I taste pineapple??

🩵

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

You don’t mind if I use my fingers do you?

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

Is this an all you can eat buffet?

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Don’t talk with your mouth full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t leave till you’ve eaten it all …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there a piece of sweetcorn stuck on the end of it?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh damn, it's squirted everywhere what a mess!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Stop playing with it and put it in your mouth.

That's not all for you. Share it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

How do you know you don't like it, you haven't tried it yet?

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

If you can't finish that I'm happy to have what's left....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I save some for lunch tomorrow?

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

"Can I save some for lunch tomorrow?

I'll have it cold later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm could eat this all day

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By *an NewcastleMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

That's a big portion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother’s tastes better.

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

"Can I save some for lunch tomorrow?

I'll have it cold later"

Hopefully it won't be too dry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I save some for lunch tomorrow?

I'll have it cold later

Hopefully it won't be too dry..."

30 seconds in the microwave should do the trick

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By *hisIsMe58Man
over a year ago

Winchester

Tastes as good as it looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow slowly. Savour it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why’s he at the top

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By *cribeMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I’m so glad it’s risen. And no soggy bottom.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

There's a little more if you're not quite satisfied

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It’s that good I could lick it clean

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

These are great!! 🤣🤣🤣

🩵

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- “I love eating out”

- ”Look, you’ve got it all over your face”

- “Are you going to finish that?”

- “Are you full or do you want more?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tastes better than it looks

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s my speciality……

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I followed Gordon Ramseys tips to make it extra good

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

ambleside

Oops I’ve dribbled a bit.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
over a year ago

Niche

Ugh please don't make that noise with your utensil, it really goes for my teeth!!

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

Can I have a doggy bag?

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
over a year ago

Niche

5 second rule!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t know we invited uncle George….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have it while it is still warm and creamy!

Can have seconds as well if you fancy more!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton/south coast

I'd prefer it more spicy

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton/south coast

"It tastes better than it looks"

This made me LOL

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

Sorry, there seems to be a hair on it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ohhh this is a bit saltier then i thought it would be xx

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By *eadpool-ishMan
over a year ago

Horam

This would be more enjoyable if stopped checking your phone

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Can I have the same tomorrow?

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By *eve500Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Mmmm slightly salted.... 😉

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By *oeevMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Would you like some cream on that?

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

It's not my fault i was only doing it how your mum showed me last night

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

This tastes delicious 😋

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

It didn't look like that in the picture 😳

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope You enjoyed the Filling, it's Organic

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Whats that drizzled over the breasts?

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By *carlettsWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

I couldn't fit another thing in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it taste ok?

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By *rdimpsMan
over a year ago

Hull

Ooooo my favorite, toad in the hole.

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By *SAwanted321Man
over a year ago

haywards heath

- mmm so juicy

- sorry did that squirt everywhere

- let me pop it back in for a couple of minutes to warm it back up.

- the guy next door showed me how to do this

- do you want it with or without chocolate sauce

- you where happy with it yesterday so what’s changed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not leaving until everyone is finished

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it's in your mouth you do NOT spit... you swallow it

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Grandma, would you like some cream ?

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