FabSwingers.com forum: Change your status game!

By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

No idea who started this but im going to do one today. 😁

Say you’re in and people on the

thread can private message you something to put up as your status.

This update needs to stay on your status for let's say 15 minutes or longer If you dare to of course.

This isn't my area of expertise so it might go badly 🤣

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and if it all goes tits up. I will take the blame for you OP since I am feeling generous today 😌

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"In and if it all goes tits up. I will take the blame for you OP since I am feeling generous today 😌 "

Thanks man your too kind.

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By *ampireLoveMan
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in. Be kind though as I’ve started on the drinks and will forget inevitably to remove one after the 15 mins!

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"I’m in. Be kind though as I’ve started on the drinks and will forget inevitably to remove one after the 15 mins! "

I'm proably gonna wait untill people fill it up first. 😁

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Nope not in

You were all fucking mental last time and my inbox went feral 🤣🤣🤣

But I’ll watch and laugh at everyone else’s

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Nope not in

You were all fucking mental last time and my inbox went feral 🤣🤣🤣

But I’ll watch and laugh at everyone else’s "

🤣

Makes sense.

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
over a year ago

someplace

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"In

Woop!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Nope not in

You were all fucking mental last time and my inbox went feral 🤣🤣🤣

But I’ll watch and laugh at everyone else’s "

I was contemplating this game until I read this! 😂😂

🩵

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely not doing this again. I had to declare my undying love to Brucey last time 🤣🤣🤣

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I post up some random shit on mine anyway, so I'm in 😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂"

Ill have to do a wholeosme edition next time. 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Fine. I'll do it. But only for ¹⁰ minutes.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I’m in.

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By *r.ZeusMan
over a year ago

Basgiath War College

Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely considering making a new account to play🤣🤣

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs/North Wales

Why not? I like to play Russian roulette

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholeosme edition next time. 😁 "

I could maybe assist with some internal validation

Oh god, that could sound gross. But I'm going with the

edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. 🧍🏾‍♂️

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Genuinely considering making a new account to play🤣🤣"

I mean, do it 🤣

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

I'm gonna be abit busy doing my CV but please do your worst to each other, and if your not in please consider torturing others for your own personal satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters are open too 🤗

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholesome edition next time. 😁 "

I love the idea of a wholesome edition! 😍

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholeosme edition next time. 😁

I could maybe assist with some internal validation

Oh god, that could sound gross. But I'm going with the

edition"

🤣 I'll take it in the

spirit intended! 😘

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
over a year ago

Right up your street

Fuck it, why not. Count me in 😆

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By *low eaterMan
over a year ago

hereabouts

In for the craic

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By *uperS77Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

In for a bit

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By *edusaxxxWoman
over a year ago

london

im innn

dont show mercy bring it on

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By *IXEN200Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

I'll be in for a bit

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

Looks like I'm in for a bit after all. 😬😑

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By *IXEN200Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Done mine 😌

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Nope. I'm in the mood for a little light external validation, not the sort of things these games involve! 😂

Ill have to do a wholesome edition next time. 😁

I love the idea of a wholesome edition! 😍"

Yep I’ll join in for that one

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"I'll be in for a bit"

Well hopefully we can get more status changes as theres not too many right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehehehe 😇

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Hehehehe 😇"

Hiding the horns. 😇

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Sent / Done.

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
over a year ago

Right up your street

I like this game 🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unblocking single guys for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

Si señora

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

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No, if it's from me.

Yes, if it's from everybody else.

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

Up to you, you can either do one or all of them one after the other. 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, I’ll be in

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By *IXEN200Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

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No, if it's from me.

Yes, if it's from everybody else."

Top of the list Nero

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over a year ago

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

Up to you, you can either do one or all of them one after the other. 😁

I will let them take it in turns

🩵

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
over a year ago

Right up your street

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵"

You received more than 1? 😮😆

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

Up to you, you can either do one or all of them one after the other. 😁

I will let them take it in turns

🩵"

Choo Choo

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By *and12Couple
over a year ago

flint

In 🫰

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"What happens if you receive more than one status request?

Do I create a waiting list ?

🩵

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No, if it's from me.

Yes, if it's from everybody else.

Top of the list Nero"

😂😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

Okay hang on, I'm sensing a pattern here.🤔

We have a serial spreader here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay hang on, I'm sensing a pattern here.🤔

We have a serial spreader here.. "

Heheheheh🤭

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By *55 ManMan
over a year ago

The West

I'm in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

And changed again. Be glad I didn't add the bit about better than looking at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In! 15 mins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah - why not, I’ll play!

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By *ongJohnSilva2.0Man
over a year ago

Right up your street

"And changed again. Be glad I didn't add the bit about better than looking at it. "

🤣🤣🤣 very true

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

We are in 😊

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just made another account.. but I have to be a member for longer than 14 days.. how boring..

Admin please give me my statuses back😭😭🤣

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

I'll sorry everyone I lied to you all. 😭

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'll play but only for 15 mins and I'll be setting a timer 🤣 and if it's too weird it's not going up 😅

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By *ampireLoveMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I'll play but only for 15 mins and I'll be setting a timer 🤣 and if it's too weird it's not going up 😅"

No way! It shouldn’t go up if it’s not wowed enough! 😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

Okay, Toots, I'm in for a bit 👍

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By *ampireLoveMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂 "

😂😂🤣🤣

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By *cecold1980Man
over a year ago

ashington

Ok I’m in

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂 "

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂 "

Im fucking dying over here 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂"
🙄

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂"

Hey that's cheating 😜😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂

🙄"

👍

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got my status up and messages coming in already 😬😂

I was boring and left my filters up. 😂

🙄

👍"
🙂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In. 🧍🏾‍♂️"

Pure evil you! I’m getting some fish related inboxing going on!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

🤣 i’m in for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when a plan comes together.. hahahaha😇

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"I love it when a plan comes together.. hahahaha😇"

I shall be silent. 🤫

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

wakey/cas/ponte

I’m in

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"🤣 i’m in for a laugh"
Good man!

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

I'm in

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣"

They’d love deez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣"

I’m howling🤣🤣

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

In for a new status

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By *cecold1980Man
over a year ago

ashington

"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣

I’m howling🤣🤣"

Nobody likes ice

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Up and in the open 🤣🤣🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"The overwhelming consensus seems to be that men prefer Nutella to peanut butter 🤣"

Hilarious 😂 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up and in the open 🤣🤣🤣"

Emm!! That’s cheating, you’re not allowed to give context!!

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

Status updated...inbox massacred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm guessing everyone got the Nutella message too 😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"So I'm guessing everyone got the Nutella message too 😂"

Serial spreader 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Next status is up 🫣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next status is up 🫣 "

Oh fuck!🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Next status is up 🫣 "

Mine too,I didn't know we were supposed to say -oops

🩵

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣 "

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

"So I'm guessing everyone got the Nutella message too 😂"

Not Nutella 😱

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣"

Its a shame but you're doing an excellent job of being a menace 😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣"

Toot toot says you'll be doing it real soon 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to do another thread holy balls. 🤣

Toot toot 💨 it’s not fair I wanna join😭😭🤣

Its a shame but you're doing an excellent job of being a menace 😂"

Story of my life girl😇🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Hahahahaha these are excellent

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Hahahahaha these are excellent"
I'm lord toot now.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Status updated...inbox massacred"

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m giggling away🤣🤣

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name. "

Pickle is responsible for my current status as well....man is a menace🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dull evening ahead so I'm in

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

Further update.....

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Well I know the answer to the "would men respond to the 'fuck now?' type status updates if they came from women" now... It's a definite yes 😬

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By *ampireLoveMan
over a year ago

Essex

Loving some of these statuses 😂😂

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

In x

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

"Well I know the answer to the "would men respond to the 'fuck now?' type status updates if they came from women" now... It's a definite yes 😬"

That's not the biggest surprise I've had today 🤣

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

Changed you fiend who ever you are 🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name. "

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅

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By *laret_jonoMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

In, could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the most I've laughed in ages 🤣 Well done Toots and everyone taking part 👏 🤣

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

These are great 😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"This thread is the most I've laughed in ages 🤣 Well done Toots and everyone taking part 👏 🤣"

Well I'm resurrecting it from fab legends, but im happy to carry it on for abitm 😁

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By *ature male OldhamMan
over a year ago

Royton nr Oldham

I'm in... please be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅"

Do their usernames begin with J? 😂

(reference to Bella's 'fuckboys' thread earlier)

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅

Do their usernames begin with J? 😂

(reference to Bella's 'fuckboys' thread earlier)"

I do hope not 😂😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

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no one gives a toss I'm stranded in the middle of the woods 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵"

Well I can be rough at least 😉😂😂

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Status updated...inbox massacred

Oh crikey! I'm not surprised.

I'm actually chatting to someone who may or may not be tolerable thanks to Pickle and the Pounding. Pickle and the Pounding will be my new band name.

I've got some hotties in my inbox now thanks to him, but they think I'm after a quick shag 😅"

😹🤣😹🤣

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵

Well I can be rough at least 😉😂😂"

I'm not anticipating any bother from your request 😹😹

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"A lot of people wanting to be longjohnsilva 😂😂

🩵 no one gives a toss I'm stranded in the middle of the woods 🤣 "

🌳🙈🌳

🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else want spread open and covered in sprinkles or couscous? It can be arranged..😉

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out! Out!

Everyone thinks I’m the fishmonger queen of Greater Manchester! I’m off for a scrub…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Anyone else want spread open and covered in sprinkles or couscous? It can be arranged..😉"

Mmmm sprinkles 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in xx

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Out! Out!

Everyone thinks I’m the fishmonger queen of Greater Manchester! I’m off for a scrub…"

Thanks for taking part. 😁

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Further update....."

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂"

Julie escaped my menace antics due to her filters🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵"

No! No stops

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉"

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂"

I love the subtle ones....."your profile caught my eye"

🤔

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By *laret_jonoMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵"

Want a new one??

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂

Julie escaped my menace antics due to her filters🤣"

She drops her knickers more often 🥰

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

Okay I'll do another part to this. Why stop now 🤣

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵"

Glad it wasn't just us 😂

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵

No! No stops"

Delicious news

🩵

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Further update.....

Bet you get someone want to be in the eye of the storm! 😂

Julie escaped my menace antics due to her filters🤣

She drops her knickers more often 🥰"

Accurate 💯

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

😘

Are we stopping??

🩵

Want a new one??

I have a queue,thank you & currently they are all a lot more tame than some people's so I am good 🤣🤣🩵

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵

Glad it wasn't just us 😂"

I only posted to say I wasn't doing it,too 🤣🩵

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

Up Dammit 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so jealous..😭🤣

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By *ineapplePixieCouple
over a year ago

Your to do list

New one up 🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New one up 🤭"

Hahahaha

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I have one more status queued for 7.15 and then I'm out 🤣 my inbox is bad enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣

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By *endmeyour.wifeMan
over a year ago

Warrington

In!

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By *laret_jonoMan
over a year ago

Clitheroe

"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣"

Sorry, ignore mine

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"Thank you to my harem for their status updates.

Your current one is great.

I do hope you have no filters 🤣🤣🩵

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By *eltic-returnsCouple
over a year ago

Lincs

go for it

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By *dalisqueWoman
over a year ago

land of make believe

"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣"

Why cant you play??

🩵

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣"

Good!

Spreading chaos and well good vibes. 😁

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before "

I've had nothing, I need an evil one I think.

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By *ampireLoveMan
over a year ago

Essex

These are some genius statuses! 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has cheered me right up; even if I couldn’t play🤣🤣

Why cant you play??

🩵"

I’m in status jail, for being a horny d*unk and putting my Snapchat up like a year ago!

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By *tormQueenWoman
over a year ago

All over the place

"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before "

Welcome to our world 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before

Welcome to our world 😬"

Can I direct them towards you 😂

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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago

Burton

Gonna do one more thread for the day, and that will be It i think. 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like we're in without saying we were!! 😉

They got me that way too 🤣🤣

🩵"

Same...he's a bloody cheeky bugger. Notice he's gone offline now too.

Ladies...Think this might call for payback 🤔🤣🤣

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By *estructionDollyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Really wish I had kept guys blocked now. The amount of cock pics. Like I've never seen a dick before "

Oops 🤭🤭🤭

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had to comment.. some of these statuses have been brilliant. thank you for the laugh

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