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"A glass of Sauternes please. " .of course sir, and how are you this evening? | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar" Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘" Thank you Madame | |||
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"Hello toots the usual please for me my fave barman x" Of course coming right up. Hope your having a lovely evening | |||
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so back to the grind tomorrow…saying that, need to take the edge off, so 2 glasses of white wine please toots | |||
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"Too much prosecco last night so just a Diet Coke for me please Toots. And one for yourself. " I've got a Pepsi max so this worksQ Anyway coming right up and I'm glad you could make it. | |||
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"Quiet Sunday night for us, don’t work in banks so back to the grind tomorrow…saying that, need to take the edge off, so 2 glasses of white wine please toots "Of course let me get that sorted for you! Put your feet up and I'll.bring it you. | |||
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"Quiet Sunday night for us, don’t work in banks so back to the grind tomorrow…saying that, need to take the edge off, so 2 glasses of white wine please toots
Of course let me get that sorted for you!
Put your feet up and I'll.bring it you. "Thanks best bartender about | |||
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"Quiet Sunday night for us, don’t work in banks so back to the grind tomorrow…saying that, need to take the edge off, so 2 glasses of white wine please toots
Of course let me get that sorted for you!
Put your feet up and I'll.bring it you.
Thanks best bartender about ".well i certainly try. | |||
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"Thatchers vintage for me please, thank you! "Of course coming right up, how was your evening? | |||
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"What's the frappé of the day? I'm on the wagon for a while after last night 🤭" .ooh we don't do frappe of the days where sadly, but I do make a banging caramel one.  | |||
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"Thatchers vintage for me please, thank you!
Of course coming right up, how was your evening?"A lovely evening thank you, now enjoy some relaxing time, how was yours? | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame " Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣" She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back. | |||
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"Thatchers vintage for me please, thank you!
Of course coming right up, how was your evening?
A lovely evening thank you, now enjoy some relaxing time, how was yours?"It was good thanks, just finishing it off so to speak. | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back. "Meh 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️"I mean she got it for you. | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you. "Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining | |||
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"Double whisky please on ice " .absolutely, and welcome back to the bar!
How was your evening? | |||
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"Can I have a bombay sapphire with fever tree Mediterranean tonic and a wedge of lime? " Of course you can, how are you, had a good evening | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining "Would you like another sir? | |||
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"Can I have a bombay sapphire with fever tree Mediterranean tonic and a wedge of lime? Of course you can, how are you, had a good evening " I'm good thank you 😊 hope you're good this evening? | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Would you like another sir?"Absolutely chap! Let’s get a rum and ginger! | |||
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"Can I have a bombay sapphire with fever tree Mediterranean tonic and a wedge of lime? Of course you can, how are you, had a good evening I'm good thank you 😊 hope you're good this evening? " better then yesterday! But yeah I'm good thanks, slightly bored tonight but good. 😊 | |||
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"Black Cow Vodka and lemonade on ice please Sir Toot. Thank you " Of course sir, and welcome to the bar this evening. | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Would you like another sir?
Absolutely chap! Let’s get a rum and ginger! "Coming right up | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining "Are you moaning about me again 🤣 | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣"Not at all, I was enjoying the drink you left for me, thank you | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣"the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said... Who wants another drink? | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣 the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said...
Who wants another drink?
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"Hiya Toots 😁 Evening everyone 👋" Large Duo Spiced Rum with Pepsi Max.. no ice? Already done.
And welcome! | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣 the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said...
Who wants another drink?
Im a lover not a fighter 😘"Don't worry I know, just putting my foot down in general. 😘 | |||
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"Black Cow Vodka and lemonade on ice please Sir Toot. Thank you Of course sir, and welcome to the bar this evening. "Thank you and please feel free to grab a drink for yourself | |||
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"I'd love an IPA please Toots 🙏😘" Then an IPA you shall have. 😘 How are you, had a good evening? | |||
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"Black Cow Vodka and lemonade on ice please Sir Toot. Thank you Of course sir, and welcome to the bar this evening.
Thank you and please feel free to grab a drink for yourself "You need to see my drinks corner, it's where I keep All the drinks I've been given.  | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣 the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said...
Who wants another drink?
Im a lover not a fighter 😘Don't worry I know, just putting my foot down in general. 😘
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"Hiya Toots 😁 Evening everyone 👋 Large Duo Spiced Rum with Pepsi Max.. no ice? Already done.
And welcome!"Well, that pre-ordering service is just fantastic Toots... what a great idea of yours 😁 Thank you so much. Just what I need after the day I've had 🤣 | |||
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"I'd love an IPA please Toots 🙏😘 Then an IPA you shall have. 😘 How are you, had a good evening?" Yes thank you! B and I have been out for dinner after an afternoon of debauchery. We've had a brilliant time 😍 | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣 the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said...
Who wants another drink?
Im a lover not a fighter 😘Don't worry I know, just putting my foot down in general. 😘
You missed my comment, no rowing here "Flirting only 🤣😘 | |||
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"I'd love an IPA please Toots 🙏😘 Then an IPA you shall have. 😘 How are you, had a good evening? Yes thank you! B and I have been out for dinner after an afternoon of debauchery. We've had a brilliant time 😍" Oooh very nice, it sounds like you've had a good day.
Well take a seat relax and I'll get that IPA to you! | |||
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"Hiya Toots 😁 Evening everyone 👋" Evening | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣 the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said...
Who wants another drink?
Im a lover not a fighter 😘Don't worry I know, just putting my foot down in general. 😘
You missed my comment, no rowing here "It more for people yet to row. Your all good my friend. | |||
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"Hiya Toots 😁 Evening everyone 👋 Large Duo Spiced Rum with Pepsi Max.. no ice? Already done.
And welcome!
Well, that pre-ordering service is just fantastic Toots... what a great idea of yours 😁 Thank you so much. Just what I need after the day I've had 🤣"Well you know where to ask for another if need be. | |||
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"*Sits in the corner sipping water*" .ponders when the hell he walked in as he's been keeping an eye on the door. 🤔 You slept here last night didn't you? | |||
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"Absinthe, and the spoon hidden away behind the bar Ill get this one for the fit chap 😘 Thank you Madame Still waiting at the bar 👋🤣 She left it for you, she's gone, she said she'll be back.
Meh 🤷♂️
I mean she got it for you.
Oh I know, I wasn’t complaining
Are you moaning about me again 🤣 the BARMAN says no fighting tonight, anyway with that being said...
Who wants another drink?
Im a lover not a fighter 😘Don't worry I know, just putting my foot down in general. 😘
You missed my comment, no rowing here
It more for people yet to row.
Your all good my friend."I’m all out of arguments for the evening haha | |||
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"Hiya Toots 😁 Evening everyone 👋 Large Duo Spiced Rum with Pepsi Max.. no ice? Already done.
And welcome!
Well, that pre-ordering service is just fantastic Toots... what a great idea of yours 😁 Thank you so much. Just what I need after the day I've had 🤣
Well you know where to ask for another if need be. "Thanks Toots...sláinte 😁 | |||
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"*Sits in the corner sipping water* .ponders when the hell he walked in as he's been keeping an eye on the door. 🤔 You slept here last night didn't you?" Sorry, I dribbled on the pool table. | |||
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"*Sits in the corner sipping water* .ponders when the hell he walked in as he's been keeping an eye on the door. 🤔 You slept here last night didn't you? Sorry, I dribbled on the pool table." all good, want a drink? | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? " Can be, what do you desire? | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? " That happened earlier | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? That happened earlier " What did I miss?? | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? That happened earlier What did I miss??" Don’t ask | |||
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"Vodka martini. Not dirty..." of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar its good to have you in tonight. | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? " • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓 | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? That happened earlier What did I miss?? Don’t ask " ☹️ I'm always missing things | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓" And Spinsters, albeit this once has little grace. | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? That happened earlier What did I miss??" • You missed the beat of my heart, Daizy.  | |||
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"What's the frappé of the day? I'm on the wagon for a while after last night 🤭.ooh we don't do frappe of the days where sadly, but I do make a banging caramel one. "That'll do me nicely, thanks  | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓 And Spinsters, albeit this once has little grace. " • I'd offer a Ginster™ to this Spinster. 🥟 | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓" Sounds divine | |||
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"Pink gin with soda water please....can I get some berries in it too "Of course you can, ive already done it.
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"Pink gin with soda water please....can I get some berries in it too
Of course you can, ive already done it.
And welcome to the bar. "Pulling up a stool | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓 And Spinsters, albeit this once has little grace. • I'd offer a Ginster™ to this Spinster. 🥟" Drinks? | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓 And Spinsters, albeit this once has little grace. • I'd offer a Ginster™ to this Spinster. 🥟 Drinks?" Hot chocolate. Thanks Toots x | |||
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"Pink gin with soda water please....can I get some berries in it too
Of course you can, ive already done it.
And welcome to the bar.
Pulling up a stool "Would you like anything else? | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓 And Spinsters, albeit this once has little grace. • I'd offer a Ginster™ to this Spinster. 🥟" Thank you my dear Nero{¬yrs=¬} No pastry at this hour. I'll never sleep. | |||
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"More rum please " Throws him a bottle of dead mans fingers | |||
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"Is there any entertainment on tonight? • My dear pulchritude, we have jesters, we have harlequins, we have minstrels and piccolo players, there is a double-base duo and a stringed sextet...and we have you to grace our presence. 🩶💓 And Spinsters, albeit this once has little grace. • I'd offer a Ginster™ to this Spinster. 🥟 Drinks? Hot chocolate. Thanks Toots x "Of course coming right up
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"Hope everyone is having a "fab" night you handsome lot " I most certainly am, as I hope you are too.
Drinks? Drinks. | |||
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"More rum please Throws him a bottle of dead mans fingers" Oh yes please | |||
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"Hope everyone is having a "fab" night you handsome lot I most certainly am, as I hope you are too.
Drinks? Drinks."Go on ill have another 😘 | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies ".can do, how many? | |||
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"A glass of Sauternes please. · .of course sir, and how are you this evening?" • Oh, fine and dandy.  | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies "Yes we can | |||
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"Hope everyone is having a "fab" night you handsome lot I most certainly am, as I hope you are too.
Drinks? Drinks.
Go on ill have another 😘"You better, what are you having? | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?"Whoever is in! | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in! "In | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in! "Let's just say the whole bar and we'll drink the rest if they don't.  | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in!
Let's just say the whole bar and we'll drink the rest if they don't. "Basically this | |||
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"A glass of Sauternes please. · .of course sir, and how are you this evening? • Oh, fine and dandy. "Good to here, let me know if you would like a drink. | |||
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"Hope everyone is having a "fab" night you handsome lot " Right back atcha gorgeous.  | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in!
Let's just say the whole bar and we'll drink the rest if they don't. "Oh god, someone will have to put me to bed later | |||
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Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇 | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇"A lady of taste! | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in!
Let's just say the whole bar and we'll drink the rest if they don't.
Oh god, someone will have to put me to bed later "Only if you let me woo karlach.  | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇"Oh just a quick one? Of course you know I've got you covered.
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
A lady of taste! "Of course 😄 | |||
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"Pitcher of Moscow mule for me please "Of course coming right up! a lovely to have you in tonight, did you beet Mr Freeze? | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
A lady of taste!
Of course 😄"I’ll take a G&T with you Madame | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
Oh just a quick one? Of course you know I've got you covered.
Would you like anything else?"That’ll do it for now, cheers Toots | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
Oh just a quick one? Of course you know I've got you covered.
Would you like anything else?
That’ll do it for now, cheers Toots "Your very welcome, there's one there for DO aswell. | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
Oh just a quick one? Of course you know I've got you covered.
Would you like anything else?
That’ll do it for now, cheers Toots
Your very welcome, there's one there for DO aswell. "Cheers toots | |||
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"Pitcher of Moscow mule for me please
Of course coming right up!
a lovely to have you in tonight, did you beet Mr Freeze? "I had a wank and a nap instead. | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
A lady of taste!
Of course 😄
I’ll take a G&T with you Madame "Pull up a seat 😝 | |||
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"Hope everyone is having a "fab" night you handsome lot Right back atcha gorgeous. "😘😘 | |||
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"I'll have a lemonade please Toots. "Of course coming right up, and it's lovely to have you in please take a seat and I'll bring it right over. | |||
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"Evening
Just a quick G&T for me tonight please, I’m trying to be good 😇
A lady of taste!
Of course 😄
I’ll take a G&T with you Madame
Pull up a seat 😝"Don’t mind if I do | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁" Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁" A gin lime rickey, will have one too. | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 A gin lime rickey, will have one too. "Ahh see the way I read it.. doesn't matter I'm being silly sorry 🤣 | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies "I read this as zoomies. And I think that would also be fun 🤣 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 A gin lime rickey, will have one too.
Ahh see the way I read it.. doesn't matter I'm being silly sorry 🤣 "No worries at all, will have mine with some black pepper syrup pls. Ta ! | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies
I read this as zoomies. And I think that would also be fun 🤣".i had a great zoomie moment this morning. My cat near enough jumped half way down the stairs then proceeded to do a lap through the kitchen and back up the stairs. 🤣 In about 30 seconds. | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies
I read this as zoomies. And I think that would also be fun 🤣"The zombies might give us the zoomies 😂 | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies
I read this as zoomies. And I think that would also be fun 🤣
The zombies might give us the zoomies 😂".oh its that drink. | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies
I read this as zoomies. And I think that would also be fun 🤣
The zombies might give us the zoomies 😂.oh its that drink. "Well it's got at least 3 types of rum in it so... | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies
I read this as zoomies. And I think that would also be fun 🤣
The zombies might give us the zoomies 😂.oh its that drink.
Well it's got at least 3 types of rum in it so... ". Ooft you'll have to show me this zombie at some point, I'm bad with caffeine so it should be interesting. I had dragoon soop one time and I thought I transcended time and space. | |||
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"As normal toots. Large red wine please. "And as normal coming right up! Lmtakr a seat I'll be with you shortly. 😁 | |||
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"Who wants shots " take over for awhile its nap time for me. 😁 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 " Doesn't 🤦 I really should proof read | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 A gin lime rickey, will have one too. "I meant doesn't MB. I can't tolerate lemon or lime and gin makes me cry 🤣 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 Doesn't 🤦 I really should proof read "It's why I ask, I couldn't live if I killed you off with ginger. 🤣 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 Doesn't 🤦 I really should proof read
It's why I ask, I couldn't live if I killed you off with ginger. 🤣 "Oooo being killed off with a ginger sounds like something I might enjoy 😉 | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in!
Let's just say the whole bar and we'll drink the rest if they don't.
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Oh god, someone will have to bonk me into bed later "• Don't you just love serendipitous typos? 😇 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 Doesn't 🤦 I really should proof read
It's why I ask, I couldn't live if I killed you off with ginger. 🤣
Oooo being killed off with a ginger sounds like something I might enjoy 😉"Apparently all this hair dye has made me ginger 🤣 | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 A gin lime rickey, will have one too.
I meant doesn't MB. I can't tolerate lemon or lime and gin makes me cry 🤣"A Mudslide or a Fast train to Mexico it is then | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 Doesn't 🤦 I really should proof read
It's why I ask, I couldn't live if I killed you off with ginger. 🤣
Oooo being killed off with a ginger sounds like something I might enjoy 😉
Apparently all this hair dye has made me ginger 🤣 "
Someone once tried to insult me by calling me a 'ginger pensioner'. .
I wasn't a pensioner at the time and I don't think being called ginger is am insult. He didn't half get mad when I laughed | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 A gin lime rickey, will have one too.
I meant doesn't MB. I can't tolerate lemon or lime and gin makes me cry 🤣
A Mudslide or a Fast train to Mexico it is then "Ooooo tell me what's in them please | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 Doesn't or does? 😁 Had to be sure so I don't get it wrong 🤣 Doesn't 🤦 I really should proof read
It's why I ask, I couldn't live if I killed you off with ginger. 🤣
Oooo being killed off with a ginger sounds like something I might enjoy 😉
Apparently all this hair dye has made me ginger 🤣
Someone once tried to insult me by calling me a 'ginger pensioner'. .
I wasn't a pensioner at the time and I don't think being called ginger is am insult. He didn't half get mad when I laughed "I... 🤣 Laughing in people faces tend to have thst reaction. | |||
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"If there's rum going round, can we get some zombies .can do, how many?
Whoever is in!
Let's just say the whole bar and we'll drink the rest if they don't.
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Oh god, someone will have to bonk me into bed later
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Don't you just love serendipitous typos? 😇"You're a mischievous scamp 😉 | |||
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"Who wants shots " Let's have those deadly ones they serve in the weird cups with a middle bit. What are they? Jagerbombs? 🤔😈 | |||
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"Fresh orange please OP, can’t drink whilst at work 😂" Absolutely my good sir, some freshly squeezed og. Hope your having a decent night at work. 😁 | |||
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"Who wants shots Let's have those deadly ones they serve in the weird cups with a middle bit. What are they? Jagerbombs? 🤔😈" Or Buckybombs in Scotland | |||
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"Please will you surprise me with a cocktail that does contain gin, lemon or lime. Thank you 😁 A gin lime rickey, will have one too.
I meant doesn't MB. I can't tolerate lemon or lime and gin makes me cry 🤣
A Mudslide or a Fast train to Mexico it is then
Ooooo tell me what's in them please "MUDSLIDE 30 ml Kahlua 30 ml Vodka 45 ml Baileys Irish Cream FAST TRAIN TO MEXICO 45 ml Reposado Tequila 30 ml fresh white grapefruit juice 10 ml Lillet Blanc (could sub with extra dry vermouth) 10 ml Bols White Cacao | |||
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"Who wants shots Let's have those deadly ones they serve in the weird cups with a middle bit. What are they? Jagerbombs? 🤔😈" Oooh yeah let me make a line of them up. | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please..." Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight | |||
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"Who wants shots Let's have those deadly ones they serve in the weird cups with a middle bit. What are they? Jagerbombs? 🤔😈" Jagerbombs bring back so many memories of messy nights out. You'd always go up for 2, they'd tell you it's 3 for a tenner so then order 6 😅 | |||
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"Fresh orange please OP, can’t drink whilst at work 😂 Absolutely my good sir, some freshly squeezed og. Hope your having a decent night at work. 😁 " It’s calm and relaxed and all very broken and thank you for asking kind sir ☺️ | |||
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"Fresh orange please OP, can’t drink whilst at work 😂 Absolutely my good sir, some freshly squeezed og. Hope your having a decent night at work. 😁 It’s calm and relaxed and all very broken and thank you for asking kind sir ☺️" .your very welcome, it's a chill night tonight so all is good. 😁 | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight "It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈 | |||
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"A proper amaretto sour please " Oh good choice | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight
It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈"your welcome to dance on the pool table, but please no dancing on the bar, that's my space.
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"A proper amaretto sour please " Of course coming right up please take a seat I'll bring it right over Glad you could make it tonight, how had your day been? 😁 | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight
It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈 your welcome to dance on the pool table, but please no dancing on the bar, that's my space.
"O can't dance on the pool.table incase my balls get stuck in the pockets.🤣 | |||
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"A proper amaretto sour please Of course coming right up please take a seat I'll bring it right over Glad you could make it tonight, how had your day been? 😁 " Put all her drinks on my tab.😉 | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight
It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈 your welcome to dance on the pool table, but please no dancing on the bar, that's my space.
O can't dance on the pool.table incase my balls get stuck in the pockets.🤣"Rules are rules, I also have a stage that no one ever seems to use 
So go wild 🤣 | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight
It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈 your welcome to dance on the pool table, but please no dancing on the bar, that's my space.
O can't dance on the pool.table incase my balls get stuck in the pockets.🤣
Rules are rules, I also have a stage that no one ever seems to use
So go wild 🤣 "I'll dance on the stage.. anyone want to use my pole.🤣 | |||
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"Right this barman is heading upstairs to bed, anyone who wants to stay can, but doors will be locked. Cuddle buddy's welcome, have a. Good night everyone "Night toots | |||
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"Service is a bit slow "I'll have you know I'm pretty bloody fast, but it moves too fast sometimes. Anyway here is your drink sorry for the delay, help yourself behind the bar. | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight
It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈 your welcome to dance on the pool table, but please no dancing on the bar, that's my space.
"I'm playing 8 ball on the pool tables so the corner is free to dance in | |||
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"I'm off tomorrow a bottle of your best red wine and your finest top shelf single.malt please... Take 2 of each my friend it's a good night tonight
It certainly will be now. Thank you. Anyone fancy joining me. I'll be sitting in the corner then dancing on the bar in about 30 mins.😈 your welcome to dance on the pool table, but please no dancing on the bar, that's my space.
I'm playing 8 ball on the pool tables so the corner is free to dance in"I'll.lwt you handle my cuenif you like.😘 | |||
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