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By *ou only live once OP Man
10 weeks ago

London

Hard to believe there's anything out there better, but there is...

M&S Golden Blonde Chocolate Spread.

What's better than Nutella for you?

Here for your condiment chat, or otherwise.

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By *emorefridaCouple
10 weeks ago

La la land

Lemon curd or raspberry and rhubarb jam. Nutella is alright but far from my favourite

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
10 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

Lemon and Lime curd my beloved.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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10 weeks ago

East Sussex

Chocolate Philadelphia was lovely especially spread on a digestive biscuit. Sadly it seems to have b discontinued

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By *bi HaiveMan
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10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I don't do nuts so anything. 😂😂

But my current favourite spread of choice is Seriously Spreadable Chilli.

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By *zeroMan
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Biscoff spread for sweet Nandos peri peri bbq for savoury.

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By *liviaGTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Garstang

Hard shaved cock

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Biscoff Crunchy Spread 🙌🥪

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

Everything is.

Bonne Maman's cara_elised apple spread.

Lemon curd on seeded, slightly cooled toast with really good butter.

Croissant butter from Pollen

The Alphonso mango preserve from Single Variety co.

And cherry curd! Very rare but I had one from the Newt (I think) in a hamper and it was so good. Not really come across it since.

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By *emorefridaCouple
10 weeks ago

La la land

"Everything is.

Bonne Maman's cara_elised apple spread.

Lemon curd on seeded, slightly cooled toast with really good butter.

Croissant butter from Pollen

The Alphonso mango preserve from Single Variety co.

And cherry curd! Very rare but I had one from the Newt (I think) in a hamper and it was so good. Not really come across it since.

I had to stop buying the cara_elised apple spread, I could eat that all day. Off to look up cherry curd recipes, make my own lemon curd can't be that different

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By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

"Everything is.

Bonne Maman's cara_elised apple spread.

Lemon curd on seeded, slightly cooled toast with really good butter.

Croissant butter from Pollen

The Alphonso mango preserve from Single Variety co.

And cherry curd! Very rare but I had one from the Newt (I think) in a hamper and it was so good. Not really come across it since.

I had to stop buying the cara_elised apple spread, I could eat that all day. Off to look up cherry curd recipes, make my own lemon curd can't be that different "

It's so good isn't it? I'd never even considered making them, thank you Frida for the inspiration, x

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By *hortieWoman
10 weeks ago

Northampton

"I don't do nuts so anything. 😂😂

But my current favourite spread of choice is Seriously Spreadable Chilli.

*Ears perk up*

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
10 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Sweet-wise, no. It's Nutella all the way.

One of my favourite things in life is gravy! Peppercorn sauce is a close second. 🤤

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By *liceDarkTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Worksop

Another one for Biscoff.

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

I am taking 📝😋

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

Omg I watched the funniest video about condiments OP. I’ll find it to post

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By *am3032TV/TS
10 weeks ago

Alfreton

Condensed milk here. Thick, sweet and creamy, reminds me of something else 😉 X

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

Not a Nutella fan. Much rather lemon curd or blackcurrant jam.

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By *hoenix_1Man
10 weeks ago

richmond

Cadbury chocolate in any form

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
10 weeks ago

Southport

Lemon curd

Lemon and lime curd

Sour cherry curd - absolutely divine but only ever seen it in small hamper jars

Extra chunky lime marmalade

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
10 weeks ago

Southport

"Omg I watched the funniest video about condiments OP. I’ll find it to post"

Looking forward to seeing that

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A good pistachio cream spread for me. Or Vegemite if I’m in a savoury mood.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

"Omg I watched the funniest video about condiments OP. I’ll find it to post

Looking forward to seeing that

Sadly it’s a video on TikTok so can’t post the link.

The guy is asked about his condiments and he essentially doesn’t know what condiments are and the black guys with him are making some hilarious jokes

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By *agic.MMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington

Absolutely nothing! GOD created Nutella for us to experience what a teaspoon of heaven tastes like...Anyone that doesn't like Nutella has surely been corrupted by the devil 👀

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By *idsAndyMan
10 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Just Butter for me.

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By *WANDTGCouple
10 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

I usually mix the Nutella and peanut butter.

Or Nutella and marmalade. Both give of Reese or Jaffa cake vibes

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By *exyScientistsCouple
10 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm a philadelphia fan for savory but can't beat nutella for sweet 😋😋

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Marmite

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

do a Google Image search for 'PBJ 2.0'...

other than that, a good old fashioned jar of marmalade.🍊

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Crunchy biscoff spread, either straight from the jar or spread on a banana (not a euphemism).

I don’t think it’s a condiment though 🤷‍♀️

Mrs TMN x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Anyone who has been on holiday when lot's of Germans are present will testify that as far as they are concerned there's NOTHING better than Nutella!

They ladle out huge bowl's of the stuff for breakfast 🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Apricot jam

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By *mmy LouiseTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Gainsborough

Simply marmalade on toast x

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I love Nutella, but on hot toast so it melts.

Pity it's mostly sugar and palm oil, so I never buy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Gini Ginelle Mint chocolate chip ice cream

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By *lynJMan
10 weeks ago

Morden

"Hard to believe there's anything out there better, but there is...

M&S Golden Blonde Chocolate Spread.

What's better than Nutella for you?

Here for your condiment chat, or otherwise."

Pretty much anything 😁

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By *oeBeansMan
10 weeks ago

Derby

Pretty tough to beat Nutella to be fair. Stick it in a croissant and I can't think of many better things 🤤

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By *urry BlokeMan
10 weeks ago

Pistachio cream

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
10 weeks ago

Niche

"Hard to believe there's anything out there better, but there is...

M&S Golden Blonde Chocolate Spread.

What's better than Nutella for you?

Here for your condiment chat, or otherwise."

Bite thine tongue YOLO!!!

Or perhaps I'll do that for ya 🤔

Nothing beats a teaspoon of Nutella melting on my tongue 👅 😋 🤤

If you wouldn't lick it off a spoon it doesn't count!

Smooth peanut butter in a pinch.

I do love nuts 🥜

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

Sorry, nutella is just vile

end of story

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Spanish rind marmalade yum

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By *ornucopiaMan
9 weeks ago

Bexley

Whatever happened to all the various fish pastes there used to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Whatever happened to all the various fish pastes there used to be?"

Truly a mystery.

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By *inks45Man
9 weeks ago

bucks

Biscoff spread is banging

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

"Whatever happened to all the various fish pastes there used to be?"

The ones in the little glass jars, where you just had to use your finger to get the last bits out?

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By *ray_BTWMan
9 weeks ago

Worcester

Lime marmalade.

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By *NormalMan01Man
9 weeks ago

Harrogate

Is Nutella a condiment? Aren’t condiments like mayo and ketchup, etc? I don’t know here’s why I’m asking.

Or do jams and that fall under the condiment label, too? I wouldn’t want mayo on my toast the same I wouldn’t want strawberry jam with my chips…

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By *ou only live once OP Man
9 weeks ago

London

"Is Nutella a condiment? Aren’t condiments like mayo and ketchup, etc? I don’t know here’s why I’m asking.

Or do jams and that fall under the condiment label, too? I wouldn’t want mayo on my toast the same I wouldn’t want strawberry jam with my chips… "

I am genuinely unsure now. I used it unthinkingly. Jam and marmalade are condiments, so I have anything spread on toast in that bracket, in my brain at least.

But salt and pepper are also condiments, so it's a bit of a verbal mindfuck.

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By *aui.Man
9 weeks ago

Around here

Some good ones already mentioned, for sure. In truth though you can't beat a slab of butter smeared all over a crumpet (Warburtons obviously).

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By *aui.Man
9 weeks ago

Around here

"Is Nutella a condiment? Aren’t condiments like mayo and ketchup, etc? I don’t know here’s why I’m asking.

Or do jams and that fall under the condiment label, too? I wouldn’t want mayo on my toast the same I wouldn’t want strawberry jam with my chips… "

Jams/marmalades are Preserves

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By *ou only live once OP Man
9 weeks ago

London

"Is Nutella a condiment? Aren’t condiments like mayo and ketchup, etc? I don’t know here’s why I’m asking.

Or do jams and that fall under the condiment label, too? I wouldn’t want mayo on my toast the same I wouldn’t want strawberry jam with my chips…

Jams/marmalades are Preserves "

Yes. And considered condiments. Go figure!

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