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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
5 weeks ago

Orpington

Your honour I accidentally stepped on a snail ๐ŸŒ...I think I ki๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ชed it, because I just heard a pop and crunchy sound underneath my boot ๐Ÿ˜ต.... I feel horrible ๐Ÿ˜–, I just didn't see it, I was in a hurry and it was raining and the snail was so small (probably a baby ๐Ÿ˜ข oh God what have I done ๐Ÿ˜ซ) and than I ran away from the crime scene. Please have mercy on me ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅบ

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
5 weeks ago

Niche

Zero waste policy on earth.

You have to eat it for lunch.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton

10 flogs for your repentance ๐Ÿ‘‹

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
5 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

Straight into a volcano for you.

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By *hortieWoman
5 weeks ago

Northampton

Trousers down.

Bend over my lap.

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Into the woodchipper you go, stop squirming

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands

You have to now go out and find every orphan snail you can and adopt them, welcome them into your house.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I don't know .

But I've stepped on a slug when I walked outside in the rain - in bare feet!

Not pleasant.

Obviously worse for the poor slug.

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
5 weeks ago

Orpington


"Zero waste policy on earth.

You have to eat it for lunch."

A snail has 68% proetin intake?!!! OK!!!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester


"I don't know .

But I've stepped on a slug when I walked outside in the rain - in bare feet!

Not pleasant.

Obviously worse for the poor slug. "

As a kid I once stepped barefoot on a slug in the cupboard under the stairs in my mums house when it was dark ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ญ traumatised me

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
5 weeks ago

Orpington


"10 flogs for your repentance ๐Ÿ‘‹"

Fine! But I won't call you mistress ๐Ÿ™„

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By *hickthighs25Woman
5 weeks ago

Stockton


"10 flogs for your repentance ๐Ÿ‘‹

Fine! But I won't call you mistress ๐Ÿ™„"

Spoilsport! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

.

-Spiderslaughter.

Or

-Snailslaughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago


"I don't know .

But I've stepped on a slug when I walked outside in the rain - in bare feet!

Not pleasant.

Obviously worse for the poor slug.

As a kid I once stepped barefoot on a slug in the cupboard under the stairs in my mums house when it was dark ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜ญ traumatised me "

๐Ÿซจ

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

.

-Spiderslaughter.

Or

-Snailslaughter."

Poor spider was just trying to give you a head massage and you murdered it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago


"I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

.

-Spiderslaughter.

Or

-Snailslaughter.

Poor spider was just trying to give you a head massage and you murdered it ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

I express remorse & regret

go lenient..

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By *agic.Mย OPย ย ย Man
5 weeks ago

Orpington

Lots of snail killers on fab I see ๐Ÿคจ...yet I'm the only one getting punished ๐Ÿ™„

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By *aizyWoman
5 weeks ago

west midlands


"I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

.

-Spiderslaughter.

Or

-Snailslaughter.

Poor spider was just trying to give you a head massage and you murdered it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I express remorse & regret

go lenient..

"

You have to dress as Spiderman and take pics and send them to me, you can leave the mask off tho!

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