FabSwingers.com forum: What should my punishment be 😔🥺

By *agic.M OP Man
10 weeks ago

Orpington

Your honour I accidentally stepped on a snail 🐌...I think I ki🔪🔪ed it, because I just heard a pop and crunchy sound underneath my boot 😵.... I feel horrible 😖, I just didn't see it, I was in a hurry and it was raining and the snail was so small (probably a baby 😢 oh God what have I done 😫) and than I ran away from the crime scene. Please have mercy on me 🐶🥺

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
10 weeks ago

Niche

Zero waste policy on earth.

You have to eat it for lunch.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

10 flogs for your repentance 👋

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
10 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

Straight into a volcano for you.

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By *hortieWoman
10 weeks ago

Northampton

Trousers down.

Bend over my lap.

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By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Into the woodchipper you go, stop squirming

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

You have to now go out and find every orphan snail you can and adopt them, welcome them into your house.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I don't know .

But I've stepped on a slug when I walked outside in the rain - in bare feet!

Not pleasant.

Obviously worse for the poor slug.

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By *agic.M OP Man
10 weeks ago

Orpington

"Zero waste policy on earth.

You have to eat it for lunch."

A snail has 68% proetin intake?!!! OK!!!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"I don't know .

But I've stepped on a slug when I walked outside in the rain - in bare feet!

Not pleasant.

Obviously worse for the poor slug.

As a kid I once stepped barefoot on a slug in the cupboard under the stairs in my mums house when it was dark 🤢😭 traumatised me

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By *agic.M OP Man
10 weeks ago

Orpington

"10 flogs for your repentance 👋"

Fine! But I won't call you mistress 🙄

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

"10 flogs for your repentance 👋

Fine! But I won't call you mistress 🙄"

Spoilsport! 😏😂

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

-Spiderslaughter.

-Snailslaughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"I don't know .

But I've stepped on a slug when I walked outside in the rain - in bare feet!

Not pleasant.

Obviously worse for the poor slug.

As a kid I once stepped barefoot on a slug in the cupboard under the stairs in my mums house when it was dark 🤢😭 traumatised me "

🫨

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

-Spiderslaughter.

-Snailslaughter."

Poor spider was just trying to give you a head massage and you murdered it 😭

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

-Spiderslaughter.

-Snailslaughter.

Poor spider was just trying to give you a head massage and you murdered it 😭"

I express remorse & regret

go lenient..

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By *agic.M OP Man
10 weeks ago

Orpington

Lots of snail killers on fab I see 🤨...yet I'm the only one getting punished 🙄

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

"I killed a spider too once because it was in my hair. It was by accident though. It was big and I panicked and tried to get it out..

These things should be taken into consideration when then punishment is determined.

Manslaughter, not quite murder.

-Spiderslaughter.

-Snailslaughter.

Poor spider was just trying to give you a head massage and you murdered it 😭

I express remorse & regret

go lenient..

You have to dress as Spiderman and take pics and send them to me, you can leave the mask off tho!

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