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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Continued!

.come in and drink all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I wonder if Curve will be up for playing a few drinking games? 😜

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I wonder if Curve will be up for playing a few drinking games? 😜"
.your martini sir!.

I'm not you'll have to ask!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila …

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By *IXEN200Woman
6 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

May I have a black sambucca and lemonade please kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"I wonder if Curve will be up for playing a few drinking games? 😜.your martini sir!.

I'm not you'll have to ask!"

You sir, true gentleman 🫶

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila … "

Soo tequila or rum? Or should I just get both.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"May I have a black sambucca and lemonade please kind sir"
.of course you can!!!

And welcome to the bar tonight, nice and chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila …

Soo tequila or rum? Or should I just get both. "

Definitely both, use the shots for a cheeky game of shots battleships

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila …

Soo tequila or rum? Or should I just get both. "

That was just in response to the game question. I’m

Sticking to rum. Thanking you kindly!

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By *IXEN200Woman
6 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

Thank you, just had to pop in as it was quiet 🤫

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"Thank you, just had to pop in as it was quiet 🤫 "

If you make it a flaming sambuca, I will join you

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila …

Soo tequila or rum? Or should I just get both.

That was just in response to the game question. I’m

Sticking to rum. Thanking you kindly! "

🤣

I'm a silly good sorry, I'll get you that bottle of rum.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

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I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one

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By *JB1954Man
6 weeks ago

Reading

You are back. Another very large red wine please. Can I suggest leave bottle in case you have to go away again

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one "

I'll get that for you, and welcome good to have you.

I'll drink with you, I could with a gin.

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"You are back. Another very large red wine please. Can I suggest leave bottle in case you have to go away again "

Of course I'll get that sorted for you, good to have you in tonight!

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
6 weeks ago

London/Kent

Hi Toot, could I have a Long Island Iced Tea please with extra Rum😉

& Have one for yourself too, Cheers, clink clink

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hi Toot, could I have a Long Island Iced Tea please with extra Rum😉

& Have one for yourself too, Cheers, clink clink"

Of course coming right up, with extra rum. 😉

Thank you I'll gladly take a rum!

Welcome to throw bar!

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

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"I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one

I'll get that for you, and welcome good to have you.

I'll drink with you, I could with a gin. "

In my aim is to get shitfaced

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By *IXEN200Woman
6 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Thank you, just had to pop in as it was quiet 🤫

If you make it a flaming sambuca, I will join you "

Never had a flaming one but I'm game for trying it

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one

I'll get that for you, and welcome good to have you.

I'll drink with you, I could with a gin.

In my aim is to get shitfaced "

Let's get shitfaced, it's now also my aim.

Drink away our bullshit. 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Thank you, just had to pop in as it was quiet 🤫

If you make it a flaming sambuca, I will join you

Never had a flaming one but I'm game for trying it"

Ooh I can make a couple gimme one second.

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By *IXEN200Woman
6 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"Thank you, just had to pop in as it was quiet 🤫

If you make it a flaming sambuca, I will join you

Never had a flaming one but I'm game for trying it

Ooh I can make a couple gimme one second. "

Well do join us then

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

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"I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one

I'll get that for you, and welcome good to have you.

I'll drink with you, I could with a gin.

In my aim is to get shitfaced

Let's get shitfaced, it's now also my aim.

Drink away our bullshit. 🤣 "

I'm here for it Toots! I'm here for it! Sidenote, I think I've broken my finger. I slammed the door in temper earlier.. not realising my finger was in the way

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

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"I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one

I'll get that for you, and welcome good to have you.

I'll drink with you, I could with a gin.

In my aim is to get shitfaced

Let's get shitfaced, it's now also my aim.

Drink away our bullshit. 🤣

I'm here for it Toots! I'm here for it! Sidenote, I think I've broken my finger. I slammed the door in temper earlier.. not realising my finger was in the way "

*car door

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol

Where’s the rum?🍹

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll take a triple gin please Toots, and one for whoever else wants one

I'll get that for you, and welcome good to have you.

I'll drink with you, I could with a gin.

In my aim is to get shitfaced

Let's get shitfaced, it's now also my aim.

Drink away our bullshit. 🤣

I'm here for it Toots! I'm here for it! Sidenote, I think I've broken my finger. I slammed the door in temper earlier.. not realising my finger was in the way "

Oh shit.

You know what have a quadruple gin with me, then hurry up and pack up, we are going to the Bahamas. 👀

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Thank you, just had to pop in as it was quiet 🤫

If you make it a flaming sambuca, I will join you

Never had a flaming one but I'm game for trying it

Ooh I can make a couple gimme one second.

Well do join us then"

I'll join why not.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Where’s the rum?🍹"

I've gave out plenty of rum 😁

Want another?

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
6 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger "

all triples but a quad for bella for the maybe broke finger.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Where’s the rum?🍹

I've gave out plenty of rum 😁

Want another?"

Yea

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex

Did I get my drink!?! I need another regardless 😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Did I get my drink!?! I need another regardless 😂"

You did, and now your getting another!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots"

They sound good!!!!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots"

I love love dead man's fingers!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Did I get my drink!?! I need another regardless 😂"

The prince of darkness himself!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

I love love dead man's fingers!"

I prefer a live man ls fingers but, ya know!

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

I love love dead man's fingers!

I prefer a live man ls fingers but, ya know! "

That's true, I can't imagine a boney hand job or a fingerin is exactly pleasant.

I'm... this is why I shouldn't be allowed to type.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

I love love dead man's fingers!

I prefer a live man ls fingers but, ya know!

That's true, I can't imagine a boney hand job or a fingerin is exactly pleasant.

I'm... this is why I shouldn't be allowed to type. "

Just don’t go past rigor mortis

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

I love love dead man's fingers!

I prefer a live man ls fingers but, ya know!

That's true, I can't imagine a boney hand job or a fingerin is exactly pleasant.

I'm... this is why I shouldn't be allowed to type.

Just don’t go past rigor mortis "

No one wants a rigid fingering

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

I love love dead man's fingers!

I prefer a live man ls fingers but, ya know!

That's true, I can't imagine a boney hand job or a fingerin is exactly pleasant.

I'm... this is why I shouldn't be allowed to type.

Just don’t go past rigor mortis

No one wants a rigid fingering "

Or a frigid rogering

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger "

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"I'm curious drinking vodka and pineapple, and dead mans fingers blue coconut rum shots

I love love dead man's fingers!

I prefer a live man ls fingers but, ya know!

That's true, I can't imagine a boney hand job or a fingerin is exactly pleasant.

I'm... this is why I shouldn't be allowed to type.

Just don’t go past rigor mortis

No one wants a rigid fingering "

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself "

In

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself "

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

In "

Of course

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !"

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila

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By *ir toot OP   Man
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself "

Of course I'll get them ready for you all.

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By *avecooper69Man
6 weeks ago

Benfleet

Thanks for the invite !!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Of course I'll get them ready for you all. "

Here’s to a sore finger! Cheers 🍻

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila "

😂😂😂 it works !! If you’re lagging, a sneaky tequila slammer will sort you out!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila

😂😂😂 it works !! If you’re lagging, a sneaky tequila slammer will sort you out! "

Or finish you for good

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila

😂😂😂 it works !! If you’re lagging, a sneaky tequila slammer will sort you out!

Or finish you for good "

😂😂😂 they’ve done tests. 60% of the time, it works…. Everytime! 😂😂😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila

😂😂😂 it works !! If you’re lagging, a sneaky tequila slammer will sort you out!

Or finish you for good

😂😂😂 they’ve done tests. 60% of the time, it works…. Everytime! 😂😂😂"

I’d be tempted with a shot of sex panther you know 🤔

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila

😂😂😂 it works !! If you’re lagging, a sneaky tequila slammer will sort you out!

Or finish you for good

😂😂😂 they’ve done tests. 60% of the time, it works…. Everytime! 😂😂😂

I’d be tempted with a shot of sex panther you know 🤔"

Be careful with that though. Apparently it smells of bigfoots dick!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Flaming sambucas all round - maybe maybe it a

Triple round so Bella can forget her sore finger

The finger and the fact I've just ate some of my daughters Easter chocolate. I feel awful but they were mini Maltese bunnies. And my diet is now also out the window

Fuck it.

Tequila for everyone please Toots.. and of course yourself

Tequila actually sobers me up to have more drinks so I’m down for that !

I've heard of tacky chunder but never tacky tequila

😂😂😂 it works !! If you’re lagging, a sneaky tequila slammer will sort you out!

Or finish you for good

😂😂😂 they’ve done tests. 60% of the time, it works…. Everytime! 😂😂😂

I’d be tempted with a shot of sex panther you know 🤔

Be careful with that though. Apparently it smells of bigfoots dick!"

Better than a werewolfs fist

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