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I don't have specials yet but if anyone has any ideas let me know.
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"Pint of refreshing cider please " .of course coming right up sir.
How are you? | |||
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"Pint of refreshing cider please .of course coming right up sir.
How are you?"Just in for a refreshing pint while I watch the matchmaker unfold | |||
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"Pint of refreshing cider please .of course coming right up sir.
How are you?
Just in for a refreshing pint while I watch the matchmaker unfold "It seems to be going quite well. | |||
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" I don't have specials yet but if anyone has any ideas let me know. "- the Toots tipple - The Flatulent fizz  | |||
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"Could we get a pint of Erdinger and a Heineken Zero please? Also, do you a jukebox? " We do indeed, it's all yours!! Anyway let me get your drinks sorted for you, the jukebox is over there. 😁
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"Pint of refreshing cider please .of course coming right up sir.
How are you?
Just in for a refreshing pint while I watch the matchmaker unfold It seems to be going quite well. "Until someone throws in the inevitable hand granade | |||
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" I don't have specials yet but if anyone has any ideas let me know.
- the Toots tipple
- The Flatulent fizz
"I'll take that first one i think, that's actually not bad! | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️" Make it two | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️" Of course you can, one frozen strawberry dacquiri coming right up! I trust you've had a decent day? 😊 | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two" of course. | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two" Cheers 🍹🍹 | |||
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"Could we get a pint of Erdinger and a Heineken Zero please? Also, do you a jukebox? We do indeed, it's all yours!! Anyway let me get your drinks sorted for you, the jukebox is over there. 😁
And welcome!"Wonderful! We’ve got plenty of spare change so we hope everyone’s up for an eclectic mix from Rammstein to Scooter 😂 please don’t bar us 🫣 | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹" Popcorn while we watch the chaos? | |||
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"Could we get a pint of Erdinger and a Heineken Zero please? Also, do you a jukebox? We do indeed, it's all yours!! Anyway let me get your drinks sorted for you, the jukebox is over there. 😁
And welcome!
Wonderful! We’ve got plenty of spare change so we hope everyone’s up for an eclectic mix from Rammstein to Scooter 😂
please don’t bar us 🫣"Yhe jukebox is free, then again so is the alcohol. 🤣 Aslong as your chill no one gets barred. 😎 | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos?" Sweet please, like me  or am I more salty? 🤔 | |||
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" I don't have specials yet but if anyone has any ideas let me know.
- the Toots tipple
- The Flatulent fizz
I'll take that first one i think, that's actually not bad!"I may probably best, the second one has a lingering after taste. Haha | |||
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"Large white zinfandel please and a shot of tequila rose please. Take one for yourself.... cheers xx" Of course coming right up, and thank you kindly I'll save that for later expect for the shot. shots shots shots shots 🤣 Anyway welcome to the bar! | |||
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"Could we get a pint of Erdinger and a Heineken Zero please? Also, do you a jukebox? We do indeed, it's all yours!! Anyway let me get your drinks sorted for you, the jukebox is over there. 😁
And welcome!
Wonderful! We’ve got plenty of spare change so we hope everyone’s up for an eclectic mix from Rammstein to Scooter 😂
please don’t bar us 🫣
Yhe jukebox is free, then again so is the alcohol. 🤣
Aslong as your chill no one gets barred. 😎 "Haha even better! Everyone’s going to be too d*unk to notice anyway then 😂 | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔"A mixture I'd say. | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔"Well they don’t come in Brat flavour | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
A mixture I'd say. "Diplomatic answer 😉 | |||
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"Tooty, fruity, dang fine booty. How you doing geezer? I want a cold chocolate frappe of some sort ta. " This geezer is doing wonderful, how about yourself? 😁 One frappe coming right up Glad you make it! | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
Well they don’t come in Brat flavour "Now I'm pondering what flavour that would be | |||
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"Glass of sauvignon blanc please Toots xx" Of course coming right up, and it's lovely to have you in tonight, I hope you are doing well! | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
A mixture I'd say.
Diplomatic answer 😉"Mixed popcorn is the best anyway. 😉 | |||
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"Tooty, fruity, dang fine booty. How you doing geezer? I want a cold chocolate frappe of some sort ta. This geezer is doing wonderful, how about yourself? 😁 One frappe coming right up Glad you make it!" I'll stay around, see if more of your delicious patrons swirl in. | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
Well they don’t come in Brat flavour
Now I'm pondering what flavour that would be "Stick your tongue in my ear and find out 🤣 | |||
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"Tooty, fruity, dang fine booty. How you doing geezer? I want a cold chocolate frappe of some sort ta. This geezer is doing wonderful, how about yourself? 😁 One frappe coming right up Glad you make it! I'll stay around, see if more of your delicious patrons swirl in. " I'm hoping they will, we can fill out the new lounge we have. | |||
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"Could we get a pint of Erdinger and a Heineken Zero please? Also, do you a jukebox? We do indeed, it's all yours!! Anyway let me get your drinks sorted for you, the jukebox is over there. 😁
And welcome!
Wonderful! We’ve got plenty of spare change so we hope everyone’s up for an eclectic mix from Rammstein to Scooter 😂
please don’t bar us 🫣
Yhe jukebox is free, then again so is the alcohol. 🤣
Aslong as your chill no one gets barred. 😎
Haha even better! Everyone’s going to be too d*unk to notice anyway then 😂"Yup 🤣 Quite right.  | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
Well they don’t come in Brat flavour
Now I'm pondering what flavour that would be
Stick your tongue in my ear and find out 🤣"🤢🤢🤢 | |||
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"Glass of sauvignon blanc please Toots xx Of course coming right up, and it's lovely to have you in tonight, I hope you are doing well! "I'm off work for two weeks so I'm fucking marvellous 🎉😁 | |||
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"Glass of sauvignon blanc please Toots xx Of course coming right up, and it's lovely to have you in tonight, I hope you are doing well!
I'm off work for two weeks so I'm fucking marvellous 🎉😁"Oooh fuck yeah, you know what... take the bottle enjoy yourself!! | |||
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"Any cider left " I have every kind of Alcohol, I don't run out here, why? Good question. 
Take your pick my good sir and have a lovely evening. | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
Well they don’t come in Brat flavour
Now I'm pondering what flavour that would be
Stick your tongue in my ear and find out 🤣
🤢🤢🤢"More booze? | |||
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"Good evening, could I have a glass of pinot Grigio and because it’s Friday a baby Guinness shot as well xx 😄 Thanks xx " . Of course coming right up, I can make a line of shots if you like I'm feeling dangerous tonight! And welcome! | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪" Shaddap, you’re d*unk | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪" I mean you live upstairs. 🤣 One double whisky my good man, glad to have you in. | |||
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"Good evening, could I have a glass of pinot Grigio and because it’s Friday a baby Guinness shot as well xx 😄 Thanks xx . Of course coming right up, I can make a line of shots if you like I'm feeling dangerous tonight! And welcome!" Well it would be rude to say no…..line them up xx 😘 | |||
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"Large zin, ice 😁 " One large zin coming up!! Glad you make it, a good day i hope? | |||
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"Good evening, could I have a glass of pinot Grigio and because it’s Friday a baby Guinness shot as well xx 😄 Thanks xx . Of course coming right up, I can make a line of shots if you like I'm feeling dangerous tonight! And welcome! Well it would be rude to say no…..line them up xx 😘 " Ww can tackle em toghether, we got this.  | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk " Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 I mean you live upstairs. 🤣 One double whisky my good man, glad to have you in. "I've been *ahem* busy....😏🥪 | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪" Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you | |||
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"Can I get a frozen strawberry daiquiri please ☺️ Make it two Cheers 🍹🍹 Popcorn while we watch the chaos? Sweet please, like me or am I more salty? 🤔
Well they don’t come in Brat flavour
Now I'm pondering what flavour that would be
Stick your tongue in my ear and find out 🤣
🤢🤢🤢
More booze? "I don't think any amount of booze would make me stick my tongue in your ear | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you " Guess you're stuck with Toots again then....so long Playa....🥪 | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you Guess you're stuck with Toots again then....so long Playa....🥪" Don’t playa hate, participate 😎 | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you Guess you're stuck with Toots again then....so long Playa....🥪" youch thanks, don't forget your living rent free upstairs.  | |||
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"Good evening, could I have a glass of pinot Grigio and because it’s Friday a baby Guinness shot as well xx 😄 Thanks xx . Of course coming right up, I can make a line of shots if you like I'm feeling dangerous tonight! And welcome! Well it would be rude to say no…..line them up xx 😘 Ww can tackle em toghether, we got this. "We’ll be fine as long as we stay sat down….its the walking that’ll be the problem xx 😄 | |||
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"Large zin, ice 😁 One large zin coming up!! Glad you make it, a good day i hope? "I've had a very nice day thank you Now in the garden, roaring firepit, wine, Metallic ont soundbar and all is well with the world 🫶🏼 How's your day been? | |||
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"Good evening, could I have a glass of pinot Grigio and because it’s Friday a baby Guinness shot as well xx 😄 Thanks xx . Of course coming right up, I can make a line of shots if you like I'm feeling dangerous tonight! And welcome! Well it would be rude to say no…..line them up xx 😘 Ww can tackle em toghether, we got this.
We’ll be fine as long as we stay sat down….its the walking that’ll be the problem xx 😄"Sandy that won't help my case being the barman and all. 🤣 But I love living life one the edge. | |||
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"Did someone say shots?! 😲 " We’re lining up baby Guinness shots…..you want in? Xx 😘 | |||
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"Large zin, ice 😁 One large zin coming up!! Glad you make it, a good day i hope?
I've had a very nice day thank you
Now in the garden, roaring firepit, wine, Metallic ont soundbar and all is well with the world 🫶🏼
How's your day been? "That's good to hear! Wine Metallica firepit? Metal as fuck. 
It's been good thanks went for a job search thing at the job centre 7 people, only I showed up 🤣
But other then that I'm goood!
It's been a warm lovely day though. | |||
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"Did someone say shots?! 😲 " Get in here. | |||
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"Usual please toots xx" That will be a can of pop for her 🤣🥤 | |||
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"Usual please toots xx" of course, ive got your strawberry dacquiris ready for you. Im Glad you could make it this evening. | |||
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"Usual please toots xx That will be a can of pop for her 🤣🥤" Seems the boss has spoken 🤣 | |||
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"Pass the bottle of gin, don’t need a glass " Which gin? | |||
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"Pass the bottle of gin, don’t need a glass Which gin? "The strongest. I’ll be sitting in the corner being moody | |||
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"Pass the bottle of gin, don’t need a glass Which gin?
The strongest. I’ll be sitting in the corner being moody"Quit being moody and take shots with us! | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you Guess you're stuck with Toots again then....so long Playa....🥪youch thanks, don't forget your living rent free upstairs. "I live rent free in the heads of many Toots..🥪 | |||
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"Pass the bottle of gin, don’t need a glass Which gin?
The strongest. I’ll be sitting in the corner being moody
Quit being moody and take shots with us! "Fine | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you Guess you're stuck with Toots again then....so long Playa....🥪 Don’t playa hate, participate 😎" I'm the whole Damn show ...🥪 | |||
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"'Still Dre' fires up on the jukebox..in walks WT....🚶♂️ Double Whiskey please Toots....😏 "I'm representin for the gangsters all across the world"....🥪 Shaddap, you’re d*unk Only just got here...and for that type of back chat, I'm not sharing my Ho's with you..🥪 Thank fuck! Wouldn’t go near them after you Guess you're stuck with Toots again then....so long Playa....🥪youch thanks, don't forget your living rent free upstairs.
I live rent free in the heads of many Toots..🥪"You know... if you wanna live above the bar, might wanna start trying the barman with some respect. Anyway another whisky my good man. | |||
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"Usual please toots xx of course, ive got your strawberry dacquiris ready for you. Im Glad you could make it this evening. "Your a bloody diamond x | |||
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"Root beer, please. Chilled, no ice. Diolch yn fawr! 😘" Root beer? Coming right up!! Glad you could make it, hit me if yoh want the strong stuff. | |||
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"Usual please toots xx of course, ive got your strawberry dacquiris ready for you. Im Glad you could make it this evening.
Your a bloody diamond x"I'm.no diamond... I'm.... the BARMAN.
but thank you, your too kind, shout if you need another. | |||
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"Guinness 0 please Toot. " Coming up my good man, and glad you could make it, good turn out this evening. 😁 A good day i hope? | |||
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"Usual please toots xx of course, ive got your strawberry dacquiris ready for you. Im Glad you could make it this evening.
Your a bloody diamond x
I'm.no diamond... I'm.... the BARMAN.
but thank you, your too kind, shout if you need another. "Your very forceful tonight toots ... i like it 🤣 | |||
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"Shots for everyone!!!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃 🥪" Go on then, just the one... Famous last words 🤣 | |||
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"Been a long week (with some highs and lows), and I'm not driving tonight, so I'll have Double Rum and a Rum chaser. With a Rum on the side. Cheers Toots" Hey man! Coming right up, and it's good to have you in this evening.
I'll get you my finest Rum. | |||
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"Usual please toots xx of course, ive got your strawberry dacquiris ready for you. Im Glad you could make it this evening.
Your a bloody diamond x
I'm.no diamond... I'm.... the BARMAN.
but thank you, your too kind, shout if you need another.
Your very forceful tonight toots ... i like it 🤣"It's a learning process. 🤣 | |||
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"Shots for everyone!!!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃 🥪 Go on then, just the one... Famous last words 🤣" What do you want?
I've got a new drink too called the Toots tipple. | |||
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"Shots for everyone!!!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃 🥪 Go on then, just the one... Famous last words 🤣 What do you want?
I've got a new drink too called the Toots tipple. "Toots Nipples all round 😂🥪 | |||
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"Shots for everyone!!!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃 🥪 Go on then, just the one... Famous last words 🤣 What do you want?
I've got a new drink too called the Toots tipple.
Toots Nipples all round 😂🥪"He wishes 😎 | |||
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"Did someone say shots?! 😲 We’re lining up baby Guinness shots…..you want in? Xx 😘 " I'm in! | |||
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"Shots for everyone!!!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃 🥪 Go on then, just the one... Famous last words 🤣 What do you want?
I've got a new drink too called the Toots tipple.
Toots Nipples all round 😂🥪"I was tempted. 🤣 But no it's tipple! Only select few can have my nipples wild. 👊 | |||
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"Did someone say shots?! 😲 We’re lining up baby Guinness shots…..you want in? Xx 😘 I'm in! " . I'll make a couple more for you both.
Gonna be one helluva night! | |||
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"Can I get a long slow comfortable screw up against the wall? " I mean... I know a plac.... Of course you can, I'll get that sorted for you. | |||
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"Can I get a long slow comfortable screw up against the wall? I mean... I know a plac.... Of course you can, I'll get that sorted for you. "Badum.. tsssssh! He’s here all night 😎 | |||
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Badum.. tsssssh! He’s here all night 😎"I am actually 🤣 I've had caffeine. | |||
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"Shots for everyone!!!! 🥃🥃🥃🥃 🥪 Go on then, just the one... Famous last words 🤣 What do you want?
I've got a new drink too called the Toots tipple. "Ah, go on then. One for the road! | |||
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"Whiskey please "Of course coming right up! And it's so nice to have you tonight.
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"Did someone say shots?! 😲 We’re lining up baby Guinness shots…..you want in? Xx 😘 I'm in! . I'll make a couple more for you both.
Gonna be one helluva night!"I’ve yet to turn down a baby Guinness shot and I’m not going to start now xx 😄 | |||
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I've got a new drink too called the Toots tipple.
Ah, go on then. One for the road!"Here you go, let me know how it tastes. It's a new one so. | |||
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Gonna be one helluva night!
I’ve yet to turn down a baby Guinness shot and I’m not going to start now xx 😄"Most excellent, you've already downed 5 your crazy.
And still your still standing! 🤣
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Gonna be one helluva night!
I’ve yet to turn down a baby Guinness shot and I’m not going to start now xx 😄
Most excellent, you've already downed 5 your crazy.
And still your still standing! 🤣
Really are a shot pro! "I’ve just not stood up yet 😄 | |||
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"Did someone say shots?! 😲 We’re lining up baby Guinness shots…..you want in? Xx 😘 I'm in! . I'll make a couple more for you both.
Gonna be one helluva night!
I’ve yet to turn down a baby Guinness shot and I’m not going to start now xx 😄
Most excellent, you've already downed 5 your crazy.
And still your still standing! 🤣
Really are a shot pro!
I’ve just not stood up yet 😄"tell you what there's some comfy seats in the lounge, take one of those before you truly can't walk 🤣 I'll bring the rest of the shots over. 🤣 | |||
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"Is someone offering free shots?!" Plenty! There's a bunch if shots with average couple in the lounge.
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"I fancy a Raspberry Tartini 🍸" Hey you!!! One raspberry martini coming up, and it's good to have you in tonight, hope you are well. 😁 | |||
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Of course coming right up!
And it's so nice to have you tonight.
How are you? 😁 "Thank you. I'm good but sad I can't get blind d*unk tonight | |||
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"I fancy a Raspberry Tartini 🍸 Hey you!!! One raspberry martini coming up, and it's good to have you in tonight, hope you are well. 😁 " Thanks Toots… I’m good… nice to see you back 😘 | |||
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And welcome _aizy glad you could make it!"Thanks Toots, line em up! | |||
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And welcome _aizy glad you could make it!
Thanks Toots, line em up!"Deal me in | |||
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"Is someone offering free shots?! Plenty! There's a bunch if shots with average couple in the lounge.
And welcome _aizy glad you could make it!"I have all the shots! 😄😄 | |||
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And welcome _aizy glad you could make it!
Thanks Toots, line em up!
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And welcome _aizy glad you could make it!
I have all the shots! 😄😄"^ all the shots | |||
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And welcome _aizy glad you could make it!
Thanks Toots, line em up!
Deal me in
Can I have your nuts? "The salted ones, or the salty ones? 😎 | |||
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"Okay so I've made 100 shots, go wild most of them are pretty strong. "Can confirm this is true xx 😄 | |||
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"Okay so I've made 100 shots, go wild most of them are pretty strong.
Can confirm this is true xx 😄"This is a new batch, want in? 🤣 | |||
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Can confirm this is true xx 😄"Not sure if that’s an inuenndo or not 🤣 | |||
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"Evening. Just a quick G&T for me tonight please. Sheltering from the rain. 😊" Of course and welcome to the bar this evening. I trust you've had a lovely day? 😁 | |||
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"Okay so I've made 100 shots, go wild most of them are pretty strong.
Can confirm this is true xx 😄
This is a new batch, want in? 🤣 "What the hell….might as well xx 😄 | |||
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"Okay so I've made 100 shots, go wild most of them are pretty strong.
Can confirm this is true xx 😄
This is a new batch, want in? 🤣
What the hell….might as well xx 😄"Don't worry I'm sure I spotted 3 willing people to help, so you won't be alone. | |||
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"Another large zinfandel please, don't forget the ice 😉 " Oh I would never, what kind of barman I be! Coming right up! | |||
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"Evening. Just a quick G&T for me tonight please. Sheltering from the rain. 😊 Of course and welcome to the bar this evening. I trust you've had a lovely day? 😁 " Friday is always a lovely day 😃 hope you’ve had a good one. | |||
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"Guinness 0 please Toot. Coming up my good man, and glad you could make it, good turn out this evening. 😁 A good day i hope?" Sorry Toots… I left my drink at the bar… it’s been one of them! But I’m here and it’s all good! | |||
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"Guinness 0 please Toot. Coming up my good man, and glad you could make it, good turn out this evening. 😁 A good day i hope? Sorry Toots… I left my drink at the bar… it’s been one of them! But I’m here and it’s all good! " No worries man it will be there for you always. | |||
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"Is someone offering free shots?! That's an amazing dress Daizy
Thank you lovely lady, good old Shein! "How did you find the nuts? | |||
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"A proper amaretto sour please " Of course nothing but the finest! And welcome to the bar, glad you could make tonight. | |||
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"Is someone offering free shots?! That's an amazing dress Daizy
Thank you lovely lady, good old Shein!
How did you find the nuts?"I'm still feeling around for them! | |||
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"Is someone offering free shots?! That's an amazing dress Daizy
Thank you lovely lady, good old Shein!
How did you find the nuts?
I'm still feeling around for them!"I’ll open the packet for you | |||
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"Is someone offering free shots?! That's an amazing dress Daizy
Thank you lovely lady, good old Shein!
How did you find the nuts?
I'm still feeling around for them!"👀 | |||
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"Drinks anyone? "I think a responsible barman would cut me off about now xx 😄 | |||
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"Drinks anyone?
I think a responsible barman would cut me off about now xx 😄"Oh no your not drinking anymore 🤣 I have water if needed though. | |||
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Just rearranging my nuts"How are they? | |||
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"Drinks anyone?
I think a responsible barman would cut me off about now xx 😄
Oh no your not drinking anymore 🤣
I have water if needed though. "Booo xx 😄😄 | |||
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"Drinks anyone?
Just rearranging my nuts
How are they?"Feel fine to me! | |||
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"Drinks anyone?
I think a responsible barman would cut me off about now xx 😄
Oh no your not drinking anymore 🤣
I have water if needed though.
Booo xx 😄😄"Listen if you wanna drink more you can! But I've already got plenty of shots still on the table 🤣 | |||
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Just rearranging my nuts
How are they?
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"Drinks anyone?
Just rearranging my nuts
How are they?
Feel fine to me!"Well you did check twice | |||
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"Pint of Stamford press please good sir  only the one though in driving "Of course coming right up! Have a safe drive my good sir! | |||
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"Can I get an ice lolly it's awfully warm tonight 🥵" . Of course you can, what flavour? 😉 I had to err go down to the bare minimum im boiling. 🥵 | |||
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"Can I get an ice lolly it's awfully warm tonight 🥵. Of course you can, what flavour? 😉 I had to err go down to the bare minimum im boiling. 🥵 " Surprise me! | |||
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"Any cider left I have every kind of Alcohol, I don't run out here, why? Good question.
Take your pick my good sir and have a lovely evening. "a pint of Stamford press please bar keep . only the one though,I'm driving | |||
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"Can I get an ice lolly it's awfully warm tonight 🥵. Of course you can, what flavour? 😉 I had to err go down to the bare minimum im boiling. 🥵 Surprise me! " Passion fruit!! | |||
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"Any cider left I have every kind of Alcohol, I don't run out here, why? Good question.
Take your pick my good sir and have a lovely evening. a pint of Stamford press please bar keep . only the one though,I'm driving "Your order should have gone through above my good sir! | |||
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"Can I get an ice lolly it's awfully warm tonight 🥵. Of course you can, what flavour? 😉 I had to err go down to the bare minimum im boiling. 🥵 Surprise me! Passion fruit!! " I'll give it a go | |||
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"I’m here for the lock in!!! Who’s serving? " I can definitely serve! Good to have you in, it's pretty quite. | |||
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"Red wine tonight please. A large one ".ooh sorry my good man had a break! | |||
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"I’m here for the lock in!!! Who’s serving? " Don’t know but I’ll have a Jd and coca-cola! | |||
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"I’m here for the lock in!!! Who’s serving? Don’t know but I’ll have a Jd and coca-cola!" Coming right up! Good to see you in! | |||
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"I’m here for the lock in!!! Who’s serving? Don’t know but I’ll have a Jd and coca-cola! Coming right up! Good to see you in!" Couldn’t miss a lock in! Hope you’ve been well | |||
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"I’m here for the lock in!!! Who’s serving? I can definitely serve! Good to have you in, it's pretty quite. "Oh toots that is music to my ears!!! 😏 I’ve been on the white wine all night - I think it’s time for rum! | |||
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"Fashionable late as usual; Are the free shots still going? But would love a espresso martini 🍸 " Rum, JD and free shots .. this is going to be a fun lock in | |||
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"I’m here for the lock in!!! Who’s serving? I can definitely serve! Good to have you in, it's pretty quite.
Oh toots that is music to my ears!!! 😏
I’ve been on the white wine all night - I think it’s time for rum!
"Well I sure Hooe it's good music.
Where's the Rum gone!!
I've got the Rum!! That's what!
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