FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a used car (sorry virgins)

By *uiteCurly OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Glastonbury

Write the newspaper ad!

Go on it’ll be fun.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Looks like a Porsche, mostly made from bits of Lada. Non starter. Not suitable for scrap. Good lawn ornament if you keep it out of direct sunlight 💜

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By *ildbillkidMan
5 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Vintage pick-em- up truck, mostly original parts,some add-ons

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By *dam1971Man
5 weeks ago

Bedford

Previously written off but manages to keep going. Reliable starter but not really suitable for strenuous journeys. At the very least you could turn the aerial back into a coat hanger.

Free to good home

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By *bi HaiveMan
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5 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sold as seen.

High mileage, several rusty spots and dents, prone to breaking down on occasion. Has had a lot of repair work over the years and the ECU has always been a tad 'fucked'.

Several previous owners but currently shared by two very considerate and careful drivers.

Custom paintwork as the original was far too bland. Battered, but reliable. 🤷‍♂️

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By *xydadbodMan
5 weeks ago

Milton keynes

1982 model.. used but still in somewhat good condition, minus a few rust here and there .. will rattle when doing about 40mph though lol

No returns lol

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
5 weeks ago

Portstewart

80s classic

Needs new suspension for prime comfort

Lots of torque and low down grunt excellent for moving anything about the yard

Roof is getting a tad thin in places but still leak free

P.o.a

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By *vaRoseWoman
5 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Category S - repaired and mot in place. Better suited for a little runaround than a workhorse.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
5 weeks ago

Donut City

Ageing reasonably well, though a tad temperamental. Seems to run better in the mornings. Tendancy to break down with no obvious cause, but an awesome ride when all in full working order.

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By *dalisqueWoman
5 weeks ago

land of make believe

"1982 model.. used but still in somewhat good condition, minus a few rust here and there .. will rattle when doing about 40mph though lol

No returns lol"

Sold 😛🩵

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By *utterfly1983Woman
5 weeks ago

widnes

Decent little runner, works well and runs better than expected. Has been used and has a few bumps but reliable and gets the job done. So if you’re looking for good performance and functionality then apply within.

😊

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Central

Sold as seen. Many previous joy riders. Far from clapped out, according to seller's mum. Service history for inspection. Normal signs of wear and tear, though abnormal but gleaming. May creak, under heavy load.

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
5 weeks ago

Here and there

70s classic model

Age related scrapes and bumps as you would expect.

Cassette player and will throw a few tapes in of mainly 80s rock and goth

Comes with spare tyre(s)

No tyre kickers

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
5 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Fairly recent barn find, 1970s model with a one careful owner. Reasonably well maintained and in acceptable condition for age and mileage. The majority of the miles have been done over the last few years as it's been used as a pool car. No major problem other than the usual ones associated with the vintage and a laissez-faire attitude to service intervals.

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By *tr8MrEMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

1967 Shelby Mustang, outstanding bodywork for age and a strong engine having low mileage from being on storage for 6 years.

Smooth running and purrs like a kitten in tick over.

However if you illicit weird fucking behaviour because you have issues then expect zero performance

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By *uiteCurly OP TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Glastonbury

I loved all of them so far and laughed at all of them . Thank you.

I’ll write my own after I’ve had an oil change and a good nights rest in the garage. Xx

Thank you xx

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By *sStephenPickleMan
5 weeks ago

Ends

Hi. If you’re reading this then my owner wants to sell me. I can’t really type an ad bigging myself up; I’m a car.

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By *tokeLadJonMan
5 weeks ago

Stoke-on-Trent

This car was so unused since production that it's first and only rider was paid to ride it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
5 weeks ago

East Sussex

Will run well if treated right. I'm not for sale though, I'm worth way more than money.

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By *race in LaceWoman
5 weeks ago

Preston

1970s classic. Looks good and can run all day long. Pulling power has diminished over the years.

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By *rthur30Man
5 weeks ago

Warrington

Ford Anglia for sale

Only 1 million cubits on the clock. Original paper-mache tyres. Fixed gear model. After-market sunroof. 53 careful owners.

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By *inks45Man
5 weeks ago

bucks

Spares or repair

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By *avie65Man
5 weeks ago

In the west.

A bit cranky in the morning, needs its ch0ke pulled to get it up to optimum working performance. It needs a bit of a recovery period after a long run out.

The bodywork needs a bit of TLC as it is a last century model.

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By *oodmessMan
5 weeks ago

yumsville

Not a Saab or a Volvo but looks like a Saab or Volvo with doors, bonnet, roof and seats taken out. Engine is missing, gearbox has been lent out, paint is sun damaged and no V5. Will run if you push downhill.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Estate model with loads of capacity in the back. Needs chØke on cold starts but run well when hot. Thirsty though. Good used runner.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

1970’s classic…..has a few dings and needs a little TLC but not a bad little runner although difficult to start on a cold morning. Xx

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By *am3032TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Alfreton

1970’s classic, manual, mk3 uprated sports version. Slow to start, might need a bit of choking and damp starter to get going. But once upto temperature goes like a good un 😉 X

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
5 weeks ago

Coventry

Two part collection for offer. High mileage, many names on the log books, very reliable runners. A few knocks and scrapes on the exterior but maintained in good mechanical condition and great performance. Can be a wild drive and not for the novis motorists. Engine purrs beautifully when well looked after by experience hands. Also comes with built in cup holders.

Ecco model for the environmentally conscious motorist, runs on Rum.

Now road tax exempt.

Zero cost insurance (because no one will insure such liabilities).

Free test drive avaliable on request.

(Subject to availability and background checks)

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
5 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

1960's silver sports car

Still sleek with original bodywork and very reliable.

Perfect for a delightful lady owner who appreciates a silver oldie

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By *rHotNottsMan
5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Good runner, tidy bodywork, recently serviced

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By *imjodezMan
5 weeks ago

Newquay

Rolls Can Hardly.

As in, rolls down one hill, can hardly get up the next

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By *ommy2125Man
5 weeks ago

newport

Good runner, usual signs of wear and tear for age. No problems starting and goes smoothly for long periods.

I like to give the body work weekly polishing due to previous lack of attention by owners, comes up nice with a good rub. Car is mostly damage free, although occasionally knocking at front can be heard but never been rear ended or anything. Genuine reason for advertising open to realistic offers

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By *sWyldWoman
5 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You don't buy this car for kerb appeal . You buy it because it's surprisingly fun to drive.

It's bodywork isn't flawless but it handles everything so well. Always starts first time and is very reliable.

While newer models are available there's just 'something' about this car. Will likely be a classic in a few years.

Service history is patchy but it's been very well maintained.

Too good to write off or scrap. It needs an owner who will really appreciate it and give it some TLC to restore it to full potential.

No tyre kickers please.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Old banger

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By *zeroMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

1988 model, exterior slightly damaged. Comes with a high mileage but still runs well. Wide boot.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Are you hot? Free car.

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