FabSwingers.com forum: Signs

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

I just passed a road with a sign, saying

'Access to Frontages Only'

If you had a sign, what would it say?

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

No entry.

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By *r.EdibleMan
10 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

There's a road sign near me (Fraserburgh) that is for a genuine place. It's an arrow sign pointing to "Gash". Tremendous, makes me laugh every time I drive past it.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

"No entry. "

Or maybe ‘please do not touch’

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

One Way

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
10 weeks ago

Between Sudbury n Haverhill

Please use the back door

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman
10 weeks ago

Norwich

Proceed with caution ⚠️

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Caution - wide load.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
10 weeks ago

South Wales

Do not disturb xx

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By *NormalMan01Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

"I just passed a road with a sign, saying

'Access to Frontages Only'

If you had a sign, what would it say?"

Probably not for you.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

"Warning - hot surface" 🔥😎

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Turn around.

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By *he MinionMan
10 weeks ago

"Caution"

Probably

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
10 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

Wide Load

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

Danger Danger - High Voltage ⚡️

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By *aizyWoman
10 weeks ago

west midlands

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

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By *inks45Man
10 weeks ago

bucks

Handle with care

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

somewhere out there

I once saw a sign on a wall that said 'please don't not climb on me, I'm old and dangerous'. I thought it was just about right for me.

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By *NormalMan01Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Danger Danger - High Voltage ⚡️ "

When we touch?

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By *linyMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester/London

If found, please keep him. He is housetrained and energetic and loves to please

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By *ondiego85Man
10 weeks ago

nottingham

"Danger Danger - High Voltage ⚡️ "

“When we touch, when we kiss…”

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By *ondiego85Man
10 weeks ago

nottingham

"I once saw a sign on a wall that said 'please don't not climb on me, I'm old and dangerous'. I thought it was just about right for me. "

Who ever talked about climbing? It’s not climbing if you’re horizontal, Lou

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

"Danger Danger - High Voltage ⚡️

When we touch? "

When we kiss!

That’s the one 😁

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By *CatherineJohnxCouple
10 weeks ago

Cheshire

Men at work

3-way control

Flood warning

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
10 weeks ago

Altrincham

"signs - I just passed a road with a sign, saying

'Access to Frontages Only'

If you had a sign, what would it say?"

"avoid at all cost"

"do not approach - bite risk"

"Not friendly"

"do not administer wine"

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By *exyScientistsCouple
10 weeks ago

Castlebar

Flammable 🔥

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
10 weeks ago

East Sussex

I saw a sign once that said

'please consult a member of staff before you use the mangle'

That would be my sign 😉

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By *parkle1974Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

Danger - Highly explosive

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

"Danger - Highly explosive "

I've got my hose at the ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

" there may be trouble ahead" ........

But...........

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By *obboMan
10 weeks ago

Lincoln

Slippery when wet....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
10 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Sold as seen.

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By *lynJMan
10 weeks ago

Morden

Disused Thoroughfare

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By *lim_bbcMan
10 weeks ago

barking

Look and touch

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By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

⛔️ ACCESS TO AUTHORISED PERSONELL ONLY ⛔️

Or maybe

⚠️ CRUSH HAZARD ⚠️

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By *r.ZeusMan
10 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Vetted Personnel Only

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

"Flammable 🔥 "

🔥😅

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By *nterblueMan
10 weeks ago

manchester

Riders

Do Not Dismount

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

For a good time call 555-5555

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

Emergency Assembly Point

😋 Men who can satisfy only 😋

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
10 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Highly corrosive.

☣️

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By *luebell888Woman
10 weeks ago

Glasgowish

In good working order.

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By *issmorganWoman
10 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Closed, until futher notice.

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By *ceKweenWoman
10 weeks ago

Bolton

Enter at your own risk

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
10 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

✖️.. HAZARDOUS WASTER...✖️...😸

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

No entry on my bum with an arrow pointing to the hole

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By *ittlebirdWoman
10 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If you behave like a cunt you will be called a cunt

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By *iss DevilWoman
10 weeks ago

Bedford

"Authorised vehicles only"

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By *TRAY-CATMan
10 weeks ago

Two way junction ,proceed with caution

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

No cold callers or hawkers

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By *TRAY-CATMan
10 weeks ago

"No cold callers or hawkers"

But what about a hawktu,er..

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars

“Fuck off” 😊 with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Approach with great caution ⚠️

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Vacant.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

No smoking

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By *rthur30Man
10 weeks ago

Warrington

Unadopted Road

Dead End

Danger - Vampire Rabbits

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

No new friends

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Caution this person's a bit weird but wonderful

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
10 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

‘Dry Riser Inlet’

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