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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

… what a way to begin it all.

I’m bored at work today, so why not have a bit of fun?

State that you’re in and if someone in the thread tickles your fancy, find a mate (also in the thread) and get them to post on the thread on your behalf.

Give them something to say, though.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus

I too am bored at work

In

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By *orkmanlookingMan
10 weeks ago

York

I'm in

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars

🍒🍒

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Ahh go on then why not just for a laugh.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
10 weeks ago

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In

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
10 weeks ago

South Wales

Avoiding doing any work so in xx 😘

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

Don’t mind if I do! In!

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

No postie for me sorry people, I'm o my here for a nose as I'm busy. 😁

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By *iss.BellaWoman
10 weeks ago

.

Calling _veragecouple2000

This one's for you, my cheeky friend who forgot his please and thank yous say he fancies you

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Im in

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

We're in

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
10 weeks ago

South Wales


"Calling _veragecouple2000

This one's for you, my cheeky friend who forgot his please and thank yous say he fancies you "

Oooh thank you xx 😘

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By *eardedguy83Man
10 weeks ago

Worcestershire

I’m most definitely in

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

This is a message from a very polite delight and she says:

Please can you tell Mr Cherry Bomb

I love the way you move, why don't you bring those hips this way..

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By *avie65Man
10 weeks ago

In the west.

I’m retired so I can’t play, too many working type people here. 😂

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By *njoysfunMan
10 weeks ago

telford

I’m in

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

In and im also top postie apparently 😂

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

I'm trying to avoid doing actual work, so I don't mind being postie for a little bit 😊

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

From a mysterious friend.

let miss bella know I fancy her

Reply.

Yes I'll do postie for abit.

For abit.

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

A message from some of those things you add to make everything nice… after remembering their manners!

Can you ask averagecouple that if they are average then what is above average???

It’s a question I have too, tbh.

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

A mysterious hot friend of mine said to Tell Miss Bella I’d love her to spread her rainbow over me

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By *KBIMALE2025Man
10 weeks ago

WEDNESFIELD, WOLVERHAMPTON

I am in

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

From a handsome stranger, to Miss.Bella...

"please come and sit on my face so I can die a happy man”

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By *rdere OpusCouple
10 weeks ago

Brum - ish

We’re in 🙂

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By *rdere OpusCouple
10 weeks ago

Brum - ish

Happy to be Postie too!

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By *randmrs 1st timeCouple
10 weeks ago

bolton

We in

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By *r Bond.Man
10 weeks ago

Moving Around the Midlands

In and happy to pass on messages

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
10 weeks ago

South Wales


"A message from some of those things you add to make everything nice… after remembering their manners!

Can you ask averagecouple that if they are average then what is above average???

It’s a question I have too, tbh. "

Hahahaha, I’m sure there are a lot of very above average people on here xx 😄

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By *armite 500Man
10 weeks ago

Darlington

I’m in

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

From a very sexy woman for a certain Mr 🍒💣...

"Please tell mr cherry bomb id do more than play with his cherries 👅

XX"

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By *astetheRainbow40Man
10 weeks ago

D


"… what a way to begin it all.

I’m bored at work today, so why not have a bit of fun?

State that you’re in and if someone in the thread tickles your fancy, find a mate (also in the thread) and get them to post on the thread on your behalf.

Give them something to say, though. "

Arctic Monkeys fan ?

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
10 weeks ago

South Wales

From a mysterious stranger…..

Please can you tell thick thighs that I’d like to have her feel my thighs on the backs of hers.

Thank you x

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By *orkieBar1000Man
10 weeks ago

York

I’m in

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

From my handsome friend...

"Please can you tell Ardere Opus that I’d let the Mrs dance on my pole!"

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"From a mysterious stranger…..

Please can you tell thick thighs that I’d like to have her feel my thighs on the backs of hers.

Thank you x"

Double thick thighs ! Sounds a treat 🤤

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

A message for Kinkycurvyy from an unextraordinary poster

What is it like to get kinky with your curves?

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By *emma200Woman
10 weeks ago

Warwickshire

I’ll be in for a little 😊

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A message for the lush _emma200 from a very hot gent

Can you tell Jemma2000 that it’s time for her to step in to the present and that is with me in a bedroom… 😉

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By *iss.BellaWoman
10 weeks ago

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"A mysterious hot friend of mine said to Tell Miss Bella I’d love her to spread her rainbow over me"

my rainbow?

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

My good friend wants to tell Thickthighs how much he wants to spread those thighs and add the thickness”

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By *rdere OpusCouple
10 weeks ago

Brum - ish


"From my handsome friend...

"Please can you tell Ardere Opus that I’d let the Mrs dance on my pole!" "

It can be quite a grip in a knee hold!

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By *iss.BellaWoman
10 weeks ago

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"From a handsome stranger, to Miss.Bella...

"please come and sit on my face so I can die a happy man” "

Can you sign a disclaimer first so I don't get arrested?

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

A message from an incredibly good bloke for ThickThighs25…

“Can you tell thick thighs I need her to save my life with her life saving thighs. 👅

#thickthighssavelives”

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"A message from an incredibly good bloke for ThickThighs25…

“Can you tell thick thighs I need her to save my life with her life saving thighs. 👅

#thickthighssavelives”"

Its all in a days work 😉

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By *irthmasterCoolMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

You got good leg's

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"My good friend wants to tell Thickthighs how much he wants to spread those thighs and add the thickness”"

Love a bit of added thicccnesss 👅

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars


"This is a message from a very polite delight and she says:

Please can you tell Mr Cherry Bomb

I love the way you move, why don't you bring those hips this way.. "

🍒 Swings your way …. Dm

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars


"From a very sexy woman for a certain Mr 🍒💣...

"Please tell mr cherry bomb id do more than play with his cherries 👅

XX" "

🍒😈 … 🔥…. Dm

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"A message for Kinkycurvyy from an unextraordinary poster

What is it like to get kinky with your curves?"

I wonder who this could be...

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

From a chivalrous Knight of the forums....

"Could you tell the lovely bella that I've got a bottle of gin ready for us when we eventually see each other.

Ps. could you also give my back a good wack and crack, thanks."

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

In.

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By *illyboy12345Man
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

In

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By *talianabsMan
10 weeks ago

London

I'm in for this!

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

A message from a cracking bloke, who has great taste in women for the delightful KinkyCurvy:

Please tell kinkycurvvy that I hope these noodles are worth a trip to Manchester, because I'll probably end up getting lost on the way.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"A message from a cracking bloke, who has great taste in women for the delightful KinkyCurvy:

Please tell kinkycurvvy that I hope these noodles are worth a trip to Manchester, because I'll probably end up getting lost on the way."

I can slip a collar and leash on you when you get here, if it helps 😉

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

A message for dissolved orders from someone not hiding their thicc delights.

Please ask dissolved orders if hed like to come and sample some of my thicness... (and orange juice)

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Hi 👋

I shall join in.

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A message from a cracking bloke, who has great taste in women for the delightful KinkyCurvy:

Please tell kinkycurvvy that I hope these noodles are worth a trip to Manchester, because I'll probably end up getting lost on the way.

I can slip a collar and leash on you when you get here, if it helps 😉"

Probably for the best, maybe make it an electro shock to so I don't get on the wrong train too. 😉

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

Id love to join in.

What do you do if you don’t have a mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Id love to join in.

What do you do if you don’t have a mate? "

I’ll be your mate xx

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

Let's see some Chunky love - or lust.

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Id love to join in.

What do you do if you don’t have a mate? "

Anyone in the thread is now your mate 👍🏽

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

somewhere out there

I'll join in for a little bit.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.


"Id love to join in.

What do you do if you don’t have a mate?

Anyone in the thread is now your mate 👍🏽"

They might not be after this. 😅

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

A lady told me to keep this anonymous, but where’s the fun in that?🤷‍♂️

Apparently, Italian abs, Mr Sircumsized, Ardere Opus, Marmite, and Bella… are all a bit of them. And not just a bit — more like the whole damn buffet. 🔥

Their exact words? “I’d love to lick them all.”

Tongue first…Questions later. 😏

I’m just the messenger… but I fully approve, and can I watch?

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

I’m in and happy to be postie

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A lovely gentleman asked me to pass this on to the lovely kinkyy curvyy.

Please will you ask kinkyy curvyy if she will collar and leash me?

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

Message from a firey lady who says:

Please can you tell Italian abs that he’s pasta-tively amazing

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By *CatherineJohnxCouple
10 weeks ago

Cheshire

In x

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By *irthmasterCoolMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

In

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

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By *ou345Woman
10 weeks ago

somewhere out there

Message from a lovely guy.

Please can you tell CatherineJohn that I’d like to see Catherine wear that little black number to the shops

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By *ophiecross217TV/TS
10 weeks ago

derby

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By *ophiecross217TV/TS
10 weeks ago

derby

Why not, I’m in

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By *nterblueMan
10 weeks ago

manchester

Happily in

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By *talianabsMan
10 weeks ago

London


"A lady told me to keep this anonymous, but where’s the fun in that?🤷‍♂️

Apparently, Italian abs, Mr Sircumsized, Ardere Opus, Marmite, and Bella… are all a bit of them. And not just a bit — more like the whole damn buffet. 🔥

Their exact words? “I’d love to lick them all.”

Tongue first…Questions later. 😏

I’m just the messenger… but I fully approve, and can I watch? "

This sounds like an intense time! Very curious who this might be from

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By *ndy40ukMan
10 weeks ago

windsor

Afternoon everyone….im in

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

A pal said they’d happily drive across the Pennines just to catch a glimpse of those fiery ginger locks…

And maybe tangle their fingers in them too — if they’re lucky.

No names mentioned, but someone’s clearly got the hots for you, which is normal on here…

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
10 weeks ago

Someplace

Im in

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A message for the stunning lancashire redhead from a very spicy gentleman.

Can you pass on the message to Lancashire and that she's caught my attention and would love to see her in her ivy costume x

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

And another for the popular lancashire red head 😘

Hi, could you please tell _ancashireredhead that her picture on the 20th March is super sexy and has really perked up my day seeing it xxx

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
10 weeks ago

London

In to give and to receive

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By *heGateKeeperMan
10 weeks ago

Stratford

In and can postie

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

In fair Verona.

A certain admirer (staying anonymous, for now, but I do take bribes ) wanted me to pass this on for misskxx:

“You’ve got the most teasing outfits on here — every single one is pure temptation. I’d love to help you pick your next one… maybe even unzip it after for you, too.”

Just a friendly offer…

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By *myKnightCouple
10 weeks ago

London

In too, happy to postie

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A message from my sexy friend for _reachersdaughter - your lingerie is fantastic and your petite little body amazing

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

From one hot pair of thighs to another -

Thickthighs25 - My hot fantasy is being entwined with those seductive legs

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Can still be postie for Bit, if needed.

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By *myKnightCouple
10 weeks ago

London

One for outoftheblue from a very cheeky, strong looking man!

'In to give and to receive' - you took the words right out of my mouth.

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By *obboMan
10 weeks ago

Lincoln

Im in.

My mate told me hes got a thing for thickthighs but she's really innocent. He wants to know if she likes to be teased...?

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"From one hot pair of thighs to another -

Thickthighs25 - My hot fantasy is being entwined with those seductive legs"

Oooh come say hi! I also appreciate a hot pair of thighs 👀🥵

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By *heGateKeeperMan
10 weeks ago

Stratford

A man with impeccable taste asked me to share this:

Outofthebluexxx - to quote you 'In to give and to receive' - you took the words right out of my mouth.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"Im in.

My mate told me hes got a thing for thickthighs but she's really innocent. He wants to know if she likes to be teased...?"

You cant be your own mate ! 😂😂😂

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North


"A pal said they’d happily drive across the Pennines just to catch a glimpse of those fiery ginger locks…

And maybe tangle their fingers in them too — if they’re lucky.

No names mentioned, but someone’s clearly got the hots for you, which is normal on here…

"

Subtle 😝

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
10 weeks ago

London

Can you please tell Italianabs that his salami looks very tasty

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By *rdere OpusCouple
10 weeks ago

Brum - ish


"A lady told me to keep this anonymous, but where’s the fun in that?🤷‍♂️

Apparently, Italian abs, Mr Sircumsized, Ardere Opus, Marmite, and Bella… are all a bit of them. And not just a bit — more like the whole damn buffet. 🔥

Their exact words? “I’d love to lick them all.”

Tongue first…Questions later. 😏

I’m just the messenger… but I fully approve, and can I watch? "

Who doesn’t like to be licked 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
10 weeks ago

London


"A man with impeccable taste asked me to share this:

Outofthebluexxx - to quote you 'In to give and to receive' - you took the words right out of my mouth. "

Cheeky

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

I'll be in

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By *utofthebluexxxWoman
10 weeks ago

London

A sexy gentleman DM:

Please can you tell thicc thighs that I’m ready for that walk when she is

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By *effdelightMan
10 weeks ago

Grimsby

I'm in x

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods


"A lovely gentleman asked me to pass this on to the lovely kinkyy curvyy.

Please will you ask kinkyy curvyy if she will collar and leash me?

"

As long as you get on your knees and beg for it

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
10 weeks ago

Beverley

I'd like to partake as either, or

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By *utterfly1983Woman
10 weeks ago

widnes

I’m in for a little while

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"A sexy gentleman DM:

Please can you tell thicc thighs that I’m ready for that walk when she is"

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By *rymedownunderMan
10 weeks ago

London/Australia

I'm in

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By *rSuave88Man
10 weeks ago

Mirfield

Sliding in for a wee bit 😌

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A very smooth gent has asked me to pass this onto misskxxyv…

You're only a f**king nightmare if I wake up screaming, otherwise you're just in my dreams... x

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A message for the lovely outoftheblue from a very nice thighed gentleman.

Can you please tell out of the blue “I don’t see you in any blue underwear that you need me to get you out of?”

Thanks!

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A message for the lovely outoftheblue from a very nice thighed gentleman.

Can you please tell out of the blue “I don’t see you in any blue underwear that you need me to get you out of?”

Thanks!"

That wasn't from me - for once. Lol

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By *gent CoulsonMan
10 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm in for a while

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A message for thickthighs from a dapper gent -

If you visit me in the office, you're not leaving unless it's wearing my shirt... x

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"A message for thickthighs from a dapper gent -

If you visit me in the office, you're not leaving unless it's wearing my shirt... x"

Ooooh i do like the sound of this! Will it involve a spanking? 🙊👅

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By *iss.BellaWoman
10 weeks ago

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"A lady told me to keep this anonymous, but where’s the fun in that?🤷‍♂️

Apparently, Italian abs, Mr Sircumsized, Ardere Opus, Marmite, and Bella… are all a bit of them. And not just a bit — more like the whole damn buffet. 🔥

Their exact words? “I’d love to lick them all.”

Tongue first…Questions later. 😏

I’m just the messenger… but I fully approve, and can I watch? "

In

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

A beautiful lady told me ;

Please can you tell Dissolvedorders that sleep is overrated so he’s welcome to keep me up all night

X

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"A very smooth gent has asked me to pass this onto misskxxyv…

You're only a f**king nightmare if I wake up screaming, otherwise you're just in my dreams... x"

Haha I love this!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

From a fellow forum gent:

Thickthighs25, i would spank that well formed arse anytime you want.

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By *ister SmoothMan
10 weeks ago

Bramhall

Just realised I've been watching this thread and not said I'm in...🤦FFS...

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

For the gorgeous Bella;

Could you tell the lovely miss bella that I obviously fancy her, but just that.. thank you for giving me the confidence to errr show my stuff so to speak. 🤭

😍😍

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Just realised I've been watching this thread and not said I'm in...🤦FFS..."

Mr not so smooth, in this case.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
10 weeks ago

Altrincham

🙋🏼‍♀️ I'm in

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol


"Just realised I've been watching this thread and not said I'm in...🤦FFS...

Mr not so smooth, in this case."

🤣

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
10 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Late to the party but very much in please

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

Also late but in. Can be postie too

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By *iss.BellaWoman
10 weeks ago

.

LancashireRedHead listen up, I have this for you, from my rather delicious gentleman friend..

I'm occasionally pale and rarely interesting and where you're concerned I only count past 39 in jumps of 30  x

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

A rather lovely lady has asked me to tell MisterSmooth

I would love to help you loosen up your shirt

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A message for SinfullyObedient -

A mysterious filthy acquaintance of mine would love to be disobediently sinful with you.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley


"A message for SinfullyObedient -

A mysterious filthy acquaintance of mine would love to be disobediently sinful with you. "

Mmm sounds good - I'm in 😝😈

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

I’m in to send some messages

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By *infullyObedientWoman
10 weeks ago

Woodley

A rather gorgeous gent asked me to tell Miss Bella

Let's get close, I'd love a passionate kiss from those beautiful lips

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A message from my cheeky friend -

Please can you tell Lou345 that she forgot 6 and 9 in her username but it’s ok because I’ve got them here.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North


"A message for the stunning lancashire redhead from a very spicy gentleman.

Can you pass on the message to Lancashire and that she's caught my attention and would love to see her in her ivy costume x"

I do enjoy a bit of dress up

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By *ryingitout19Man
10 weeks ago

Wales

Afternoon all, I’m in

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By *ister SmoothMan
10 weeks ago

Bramhall


"Just realised I've been watching this thread and not said I'm in...🤦FFS...

Mr not so smooth, in this case."

Gone and fluffed my lines, haven't I...

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"From a fellow forum gent:

Thickthighs25, i would spank that well formed arse anytime you want.

"

Oh yum come at me 👋

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
10 weeks ago

Up North

A message for Bella from a charming wordsmith -

If kisses melt her soul, I'm like a blowtorch on a sunny day... flammable and too hot to handle

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By *illyboy12345Man
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

In, can be postie too

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

From an extremely delughtful lady:

Mr Smooth - You don't need to worry about your lines with me as there won't be much talking as I'll be using your face as a seat 👅.

.

Phew - I wish she'd say that to me.

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By *ere4It3000Couple
10 weeks ago

Belgium

Ok I think I am going to give this thread a go 😊

Mrs

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

Can be a postie 🙃

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By *zChiefWoman
10 weeks ago

middle of somewhere

I am in ..and happy to post

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By *verage_hotMan
10 weeks ago

Chester

Sounds like fun

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By *ister SmoothMan
10 weeks ago

Bramhall


"From an extremely delughtful lady:

Mr Smooth - You don't need to worry about your lines with me as there won't be much talking as I'll be using your face as a seat 👅.

.

Phew - I wish she'd say that to me. "

I wish she'd say it to me too pal, I'm sure my face would leave a memorable indentation...

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"A lady told me to keep this anonymous, but where’s the fun in that?🤷‍♂️

Apparently, Italian abs, Mr Sircumsized, Ardere Opus, Marmite, and Bella… are all a bit of them. And not just a bit — more like the whole damn buffet. 🔥

Their exact words? “I’d love to lick them all.”

Tongue first…Questions later. 😏

I’m just the messenger… but I fully approve, and can I watch?

In "

Intriguing, show yourself or feel my wrath (once I find out who's tongue it is).

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A message for a lovely gentleman from an even lovelier lady.

Pls ask chunkygent is he offering a seat ? 😊

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By *evebal12Man
10 weeks ago

London

I'm in for a while.

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

Not even one for the OP! 😉😂

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars


"Not even one for the OP! 😉😂"

Terrible fella 🫣

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A message for a lovely gentleman from an even lovelier lady.

Pls ask chunkygent is he offering a seat ? 😊"

Even if I say so myself - it's very comfortable.

DM to discuss the details. X

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"From an extremely delughtful lady:

Mr Smooth - You don't need to worry about your lines with me as there won't be much talking as I'll be using your face as a seat 👅.

.

Phew - I wish she'd say that to me.

I wish she'd say it to me too pal, I'm sure my face would leave a memorable indentation... "

I think we should offer a discussion on playing musical chairs.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

Message for the lush OP from a lusher lady

Please tell OP i have certainly have not forgotten about him or that profile picture x

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Any messages to be postied.

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By *NormalMan01 OP   Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Not even one for the OP! 😉😂

Terrible fella 🫣"

Meh - I guess I should know my place! 😂

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

Good evening … in for a nosey 👀

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol


"Any messages to be postied. "

Ah fuck it, I don’t need a mate to tell you I fancy you Toots 🖤

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

An absolutely stunning lady has this message for 🍒💣

Could you tell Cherry Bomb I’d love to see if I could twist his stalk into a bow with my tongue 🍒

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

Sorry but im a popular postie 🤷‍♀️

A hot couple had this message for here4It3000

Could you please ask Here4It3000 whether she wouldn't mind moving the pottery so we can see the real art!

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A gorgeous secret admirer has this message

For the gorgeous LancashireRedHead and MissBella … it takes two to tango but I just want to get inside both of your briefs

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By *VineMan
10 weeks ago

Just north of Bristol

I’m in. Also happy to post messages

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

My sexy friend has this message:

Marmite and Italianabs … I just want to be sandwiched in middle of you both please

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Any messages to be postied.

Ah fuck it, I don’t need a mate to tell you I fancy you Toots 🖤"

Aw thanks dude.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol


"Any messages to be postied.

Ah fuck it, I don’t need a mate to tell you I fancy you Toots 🖤

Aw thanks dude. "

Right bugger off you horny lot, Toots is mine 🤣

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

From a lovely friend of mine!

Tell Marmite I want to be picked up and thrown on the bed and then he can do whatever he wants. 😁

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
10 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

In please

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

A message for whoever u may be 🤣

For the sexxy sexy twister champion

Can she promise me that when our lips meet passionately she won't close legs and crush my glasses 😜😜

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford

A gorgeous sexy couple sends this:

Could you please tell ThickThighs25 that even striking won't prevent the love that she's getting!

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By *cecold1980Man
10 weeks ago

ashington

I’m in

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars


"An absolutely stunning lady has this message for 🍒💣

Could you tell Cherry Bomb I’d love to see if I could twist his stalk into a bow with my tongue 🍒"

Mmmh …. 😈 Dm

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By *ryingitout19Man
10 weeks ago

Wales

Hello hello

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"A gorgeous sexy couple sends this:

Could you please tell ThickThighs25 that even striking won't prevent the love that she's getting!

"

I appreciate the support ! Love the postie with the mostie 🤣😘

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A gorgeous sexy couple sends this:

Could you please tell ThickThighs25 that even striking won't prevent the love that she's getting!

I appreciate the support ! Love the postie with the mostie 🤣😘"

Awww shucks

Now get ya kit off

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton


"A gorgeous sexy couple sends this:

Could you please tell ThickThighs25 that even striking won't prevent the love that she's getting!

I appreciate the support ! Love the postie with the mostie 🤣😘

Awww shucks

Now get ya kit off "

How do you know its on

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
10 weeks ago

Bristol

From a very sexy lady to the gorgeous couple _weet and spice that i take payment in the form of sexual favours or chocolate

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Chunkygent. A certain Celtic dragon wants you to know

'if I'd known it was your birthday I'd have bakes cake...and blown your candle'

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By *hunky GentMan
10 weeks ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"A gorgeous sexy couple sends this:

Could you please tell ThickThighs25 that even striking won't prevent the love that she's getting!

I appreciate the support ! Love the postie with the mostie 🤣😘

Awww shucks

Now get ya kit off

How do you know its on "

Ooft

Taxi to Stockton please.

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