FabSwingers.com forum: Asda Delivery Drivers

By *orks_wildcat OP Man
5 weeks ago

Wakefield

If you are having an Asda grocery delivery today, show a little appreciation and give your friendly delivery driver a flash of your tits! I'll look forward to all the flashes today!

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By *tephanie63Woman
5 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

I am quite sure my Asda delivery driver would be mortified to get a flash of my wizened up breasts whilst he/she are doing their job...

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

Just Asda though.

If you see anyone from Tesco, just ignore them. And don't get me started on those bastards from Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

" I am quite sure my Asda delivery driver would be mortified to get a flash of my wizened up breasts whilst he/she are doing their job..."

I bet he would love them as they look amazing

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
5 weeks ago

Fareham

Can I accidentally drop one of my nuts out as I answer the door?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

But..... These aren't any old boobs. These are age ripened , succulent M & S boobs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

or sometimes they are my Waitrose Wobblies..

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

"or sometimes they are my Waitrose Wobblies.."

They ain't Lidl.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"or sometimes they are my Waitrose Wobblies..

They ain't Lidl."

Al di men say that... ( okay I groaned )

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By *s_macWoman
5 weeks ago

Traffic land

" Can I accidentally drop one of my nuts out as I answer the door?"

I’d say so, surely it’s an equal opportunities flashing moment

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By *ednesday 2023TV/TS
5 weeks ago

Stortford

This was the subject on one of the hotlist videos yesterday, I think it’s been taken down now.

Often tempted to answer the door dressed, I imagine they’ve seen it all before!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
5 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"This was the subject on one of the hotlist videos yesterday, I think it’s been taken down now.

Often tempted to answer the door dressed, I imagine they’ve seen it all before!"

You're always in the same clobber ?

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By *ude LawMan
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

"or sometimes they are my Waitrose Wobblies..

They ain't Lidl.

Al di men say that... ( okay I groaned )"

DO NOT let them rummage around up your middle aisle.

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By *linyMan
5 weeks ago

Manchester/London

A neighbour once text me to let me know Jehovah’s witnesses were on our road and he knows I can’t resist a prank. I answered the door naked and when they excused themselves to walk away I shouted “Are you not pleased by god’s creation?” My neighbour watched from his window, crying laughing! They’ve not been back since but I don’t know why

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
5 weeks ago

South Wales

"If you are having an Asda grocery delivery today, show a little appreciation and give your friendly delivery driver a flash of your tits! I'll look forward to all the flashes today!

He’s married to my friend so might be a little awkward 😄

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By *ensualtongue2023Man
5 weeks ago

furnace

No food deliveries where I live or an Asda

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By *oni-massage-guyMan
5 weeks ago

Fareham

"But..... These aren't any old boobs. These are age ripened , succulent M & S boobs."

The riper the fruit the sweeter the juice!

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By *estructionDollyWoman
5 weeks ago

Manchester

Aww, I don't shop at Asda

nevermind

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

If it's the one I banged once 20 years ago that has made it clear he's still interested, I don't want to encourage him.

If it's anyone else, they haven't consented to that 💜

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By *NormalMan01Man
5 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Just Asda though.

If you see anyone from Tesco, just ignore them. And don't get me started on those bastards from Morrisons."

Definitely don’t do it for the Ocado guys, either.

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
5 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

I can only imagine the look on their face....

As I pull my phone out to report them for indecent exposure.

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By *ornyhull1000Man
5 weeks ago

Hull

I am sure you would make there day

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