FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worse thing you did because you were really horny?

By *ousylizaluvscock OP Woman
10 weeks ago

inurhead

I've read this somewhere else.

My home that I share with my wife and multiple crotch gobins has only one bathroom. The shower is constantly getting clogged because of my wife's hair. Unfortunately it's up to me to unblock it on a weekly basis.

However a few months ago when my Fife finished her shower I was pulling up wads of her hair when I noticed there was a brown substance mixed in with it. It wasn't until I came across a few pieces of corn that I realised my wife must have shit in the shower and pushed it down the drain.

Now at first I was disgusted as anyone would be but the more I thought of my wife shitting in the shower the more turned on I became, until it got to a point where I just had to whip my cock out and rub one out there and then.

This became a regular habit for months and would still be till this day if I hadn't discovered it was in fact my 18 year old son as I walked in on him in the very act.

Needless to say I've started counselling.

Now this made me want to vomit but also laugh at the same time. So come on tell me yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'm thinking this might have actually outdone that 'chewbacca' thread..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ok I'm done with the internet for today.🤮

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 weeks ago

Stockton

That sounds like a "shit" wank

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By *ir tootMan
10 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"That sounds like a "shit" wank "

I see what your shitting at.

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By *andaloriansCouple
10 weeks ago

Malvern

"I've read this somewhere else.

This became a regular habit for months and would still be till this day if I hadn't discovered it was in fact my 18 year old son as I walked in on him in the very act.

Needless to say I've started counselling.

Now this made me want to vomit but also laugh at the same time. So come on tell me yours?"

Yes! I found this on a irl social media site, absolute madness!

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By *edSirenWoman
10 weeks ago

magic mountain

"I've read this somewhere else.

This became a regular habit for months and would still be till this day if I hadn't discovered it was in fact my 18 year old son as I walked in on him in the very act.

Needless to say I've started counselling.

Now this made me want to vomit but also laugh at the same time. So come on tell me yours?"

Brilliant! 😂 I’ve never done anything bad when I was horny. Ever 😇😁

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By *estructionDollyWoman
10 weeks ago

The Deep Dark Woods

People really do love to over share these days

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By *parkle1974Woman
10 weeks ago

Leeds

My ex husband.....that was bad enough

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"People really do love to over share these days

yeah, sorry bout that!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

The OP profile is a woman but the text of the post is a man?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

"The OP profile is a woman but the text of the post is a man? "

C'mon Glow, first sentence!! 😉🤪

...as for great cringe stories, two recent classics are; the girl sucking off her dad through an anonymous glory hole in Amsterdam and a different daughter inadvertently getting herself off borrowing her mum's dildo which turned out to be a clone a willy of her Dad.

...these urban legends seem to have a theme?!! 🤔

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"The OP profile is a woman but the text of the post is a man?

C'mon Glow, first sentence!! 😉🤪

...these urban legends seem to have a theme?!! 🤔"

Where’s the forehead slap emoji? Ffs. This is dumb r rn by my standards 🤪

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By *ousylizaluvscock OP Woman
10 weeks ago

inurhead

"I'm thinking this might have actually outdone that 'chewbacca' thread.."

Off to look at that now

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Texted my ex

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By *NormalMan01Man
10 weeks ago

Harrogate

Is it possible to unsee and unread things?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

We read this elsewhere too and felt the same as you OP - disgusted but laughed at how ridiculous it was!

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By *izzy69Man
10 weeks ago

London

"People really do love to over share these days

Innit!

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By *izzy69Man
10 weeks ago

London

"Is it possible to unsee and unread things? "

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By *irthmasterCoolMan
10 weeks ago

Leeds

69nd my best mate's bro

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By *quirrel!Man
10 weeks ago

Mansfield

Let’s get horny and see how bad we can be! 😁

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
10 weeks ago

Birmingham

Had a wank while fishing.

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By *ousylizaluvscock OP Woman
10 weeks ago

inurhead

"People really do love to over share these days

Innit!"

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By *sStephenPickleMan
10 weeks ago

Ends

I think I need to start therapy now too.

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By *entleman JayMan
10 weeks ago

Wakefield

"I've read this somewhere else.

This became a regular habit for months and would still be till this day if I hadn't discovered it was in fact my 18 year old son as I walked in on him in the very act.

Needless to say I've started counselling.

Now this made me want to vomit but also laugh at the same time. So come on tell me yours?"

Things that didn’t happen number ….

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh. I really wish I hadn't read that.

🤢

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Central

Shits and giggles

Why did the son shut there?

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

Kent/London/Greater London

Tooy Much Information OP,

🤢🤢🤢🤢

I shit💩 you not!!!!!!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Chard

Bought a set of Ann Summers lingerie and look at where I ended up

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By *oeBeansMan
10 weeks ago

Derby

I envy the person I was before I read this post 😳

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By *avtrophyMan
10 weeks ago

Bourne End

Wanked while driving back from Cornwall… hangover horn is strong!

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By *adtaffladMan
10 weeks ago

Rhyl

It's not even suitable for fabs

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
10 weeks ago

Swindon

Men

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By *orphia2003Woman
10 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Fucked my workmate.

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By *hNo.Its.PierrotMan
10 weeks ago

London

Join fab

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

Kent/London/Greater London

"Join fab"

^^^^^^^ This Defo🤭 Cos Fab Is Way Too Addictive

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By *hNo.Its.PierrotMan
10 weeks ago

London

"Join fab

^^^^^^^ This Defo🤭 Cos Fab Is Way Too Addictive"

Yes but it’s also slowly crushing my spirit and I am a fragile person.

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By *ustAnotherMan
10 weeks ago

midlands

I blagged my way into a gig through the back door once and hung around backstage waiting for a girl. I just looked like I was supposed to be there whenever anyone walked by me

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By *ornucopiaMan
9 weeks ago

Bexley

"Had a wank while fishing.

Isn't that par for the course?

Come to think of it...How about while playing golf?

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By *tanXXXMan
9 weeks ago

North east

Got sucked off by a TV

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By *ickedwillyCouple
9 weeks ago

Bangor

Fucked her best friend.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
9 weeks ago

Brum

I carried a watermelon.

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By *onty777Man
9 weeks ago

midlands

I fucked a watermelon

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By *onty777Man
9 weeks ago

midlands

"I fucked a watermelon "

That’s a lie. But I did modify a Henry hoover so it could fit around my cock. I spent far too long in the garage like a mad professor just so I could get a vacuum cleaner on my cock. Terrible.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
9 weeks ago

Brum

"I fucked a watermelon "

Oh my god.

I pray it wasn’t the same one.

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By *onty777Man
9 weeks ago

midlands

"I fucked a watermelon

Oh my god.

I pray it wasn’t the same one."

Ahhh it probably was

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