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"Ooo I'm first. My usual dark rum and cola please 😃" Hey welcome, and I'll get you an extra drink since your the first in! Good day I trust?  | |||
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"Is the bar showing the Tottenham and Manchester United game tonight Toot?" I have a lovely tv up, so go for it! And welcome my good man glad to have you in tonight. | |||
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Can I pretty please have a ice cold diet cola, some of those stinky but delicious scampi fries and some change for the pool table before _hortie hogs it again  | |||
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"Red wine 🍷 please. " Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar, glad to have you both in tonight! | |||
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"Well hello there
Can I pretty please have a ice cold diet cola, some of those stinky but delicious scampi fries and some change for the pool table before _hortie hogs it again "Hey you.
Lovely to have you in this evening I'll get that drink and snack sorted for you.
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"Evening Toots! Tonight I'm having sex on the beach. I might treat myself to a cocktail too "Evening scarlett! Ooft I'll get you that cocktail. And you enjoy your sex on the beach. 😎 And welcome glad you make it in! | |||
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"glad to have you both in tonight! "Watching your videos it would be good to have you in… | |||
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"JD on ice please kind sir, and one for yourself "Ooh I'm gonna pass this on to another tonight, I've had way too much caffeine, but it will get drank I can promise you that! Glad to have you in this evening! | |||
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"Ooo I'm first. My usual dark rum and cola please 😃 Hey welcome, and I'll get you an extra drink since your the first in! Good day I trust? "Work but not too busy. Glad its the evening. Hope you had a good day and everyone else in the bar tonight 😃 | |||
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"I drank lots of lovely local Greek wine last week and a selection of cocktails, so I’m going dry for a little bit, so grapefruit juice and soda would be nice please "Of course coming right up, and good to have you in the bar this evening. 😁
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"For the first time in a while, I actually feel the need to enjoy myself and not drown my sorrows so a large g&t please Toots. And one for yourself whilst you are at it. Anyone want to help me pick some tunes on the jukebox?" I'll get that drink for you, but please pass my drink on too someone else, too much caffeine 🤣 I'm glad your drinking for positivity! | |||
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"glad to have you both in tonight!
Watching your videos it would be good to have you in…"Oh my I'm lost for words, I'm trying to work here.  | |||
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"Can I get an orange juice and lemonade please? " Of course you can, would like anything else? And nice to see you in this evening, a good amount of people. | |||
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"Ginger beer with a wedge of lime in please ! *Wanders off to the pool table and Racks 'em up*" Of course coming right up, there's now 2 pool tables! | |||
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"Can I get an orange juice and lemonade please? Of course you can, would like anything else? And nice to see you in this evening, a good amount of people. "Its only a quick one, I didn't get to bed til 2am so it will be an early night for me | |||
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"Evening, it’s a busy one tonight 😃 Gin and slimline for me please. " I know I'm surprised! One gin and slimline coming up, and welcome glad you can make it this evening. | |||
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"Can I get an orange juice and lemonade please? Of course you can, would like anything else? And nice to see you in this evening, a good amount of people.
Its only a quick one, I didn't get to bed til 2am so it will be an early night for me "Oh dam, well go get some rest! | |||
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"Tonic a d blackcurrant cordial please with ice " Hey!! Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar this evening, plenty of seats still available | |||
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot." Ahahahahaahahahaa this made me laugh i love it when it deletes the word cos the amount of words i could add to this is hillarious 🤣 | |||
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"Ill have a strong one please toots. Bit tense on here tonight 🤷♀️ x" Definitely the normal but extra strong? Glad to have you in this evening! | |||
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot." One pint of full fat coming up!
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot. One pint of full fat coming up!
Welcome my good man take a seat! "Got any bar snacks? But like, better than a packet of crisps or scratchings? Do pubs still do scratchings? Got… like… a pork pie? | |||
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot. One pint of full fat coming up!
Welcome my good man take a seat!
Got any bar snacks? But like, better than a packet of crisps or scratchings? Do pubs still do scratchings? Got… like… a pork pie? "Plenty I have mostly everyrhing | |||
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot. One pint of full fat coming up!
Welcome my good man take a seat!
Got any bar snacks? But like, better than a packet of crisps or scratchings? Do pubs still do scratchings? Got… like… a pork pie?
Plenty I have mostly everyrhing "Yep - hello ladies. Here’s me, a 35 year old bloke drinking a pint of and eating a pork pie. I couldn’t be happier. | |||
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"Would love if you could make me my favourite cocktail of my own creation. I used to work in a cocktail bar but very few places have the requisite ingredients "Well I can certainly try, and welcome to the bar my friend glad to have you! | |||
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot. One pint of full fat coming up!
Welcome my good man take a seat!
Got any bar snacks? But like, better than a packet of crisps or scratchings? Do pubs still do scratchings? Got… like… a pork pie?
Plenty I have mostly everyrhing
Yep - hello ladies. Here’s me, a 35 year old bloke drinking a pint of and eating a pork pie. I couldn’t be happier. "*Steals a bit of jelly* | |||
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"Would love if you could make me my favourite cocktail of my own creation. I used to work in a cocktail bar but very few places have the requisite ingredients
Well I can certainly try, and welcome to the bar my friend glad to have you! "If you have absinthe and Peychaud's bitters then you're almost there. They're the ones a lot of places are missing | |||
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"Can I have a Ramos Gin Fizz please and a little ball of blue cheese stuffed olives. Thank you. " Of course you can mb, take a seat I'll grab your olives for you! And wlcome glad you could make it! | |||
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"Pint of full-fat please, Toot. One pint of full fat coming up!
Welcome my good man take a seat!
Got any bar snacks? But like, better than a packet of crisps or scratchings? Do pubs still do scratchings? Got… like… a pork pie?
Plenty I have mostly everyrhing
Yep - hello ladies. Here’s me, a 35 year old bloke drinking a pint of and eating a pork pie. I couldn’t be happier. "No judging here! | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x" Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. "one for yourself to . Add it to my tab | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. one for yourself to . Add it to my tab "All free, I really should put that on the description but that is kind of you thank you. | |||
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"Can I have a Ramos Gin Fizz please and a little ball of blue cheese stuffed olives. Thank you. Of course you can mb, take a seat I'll grab your olives for you! And wlcome glad you could make it! "Thank you and a silver olive pick please | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. one for yourself to . Add it to my tab
All free, I really should put that on the description but that is kind of you thank you. "make mine a double then | |||
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"Not long off my flight I’ll have a large gin please "Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar this evening! Oooh how was it? | |||
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"Can I have a Ramos Gin Fizz please and a little ball of blue cheese stuffed olives. Thank you. Of course you can mb, take a seat I'll grab your olives for you! And wlcome glad you could make it!
Thank you and a silver olive pick please "On its way sir! | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. one for yourself to . Add it to my tab
All free, I really should put that on the description but that is kind of you thank you. make mine a double then "Absolutely, a double it is. | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. one for yourself to . Add it to my tab
All free, I really should put that on the description but that is kind of you thank you. make mine a double then
Absolutely, a double it is. "I can feel my self staggering already | |||
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"A Dirty vimto please and Mr brightside on the jukebox x Of course jukebox is all yours!
And welcome to the bar take a seat choose a song and I'll bring your drink over. one for yourself to . Add it to my tab
All free, I really should put that on the description but that is kind of you thank you. make mine a double then
Absolutely, a double it is. I can feel my self staggering already ".not sure why I hit the eyes rolling apologies 🤣 But shout if you want another or water. | |||
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"I'm a bit late, tonight. Hmmmm. Not sure what to have, it's such a well stocked bar. I'll leave the choice to you, but something dry and refreshing so long as no gin is involved! ". Don't worry about it im glad to you could make it! Oooh hmmm how about a cider of some kind. 🤔 Anyway welcome! | |||
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"Ohhhh! A fruity cider could do the trick - I'm not usually a cider drinker - what flavours are on offer?! " Well some things you should know I don't run out!.and I have whatever you want! So how about hmmm raspberry? 😉 | |||
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"I’m going to need a lot of fucking booze tonight! I’m getting fucking steaming d*unk "Good thing I cant sleep grij booze is there go get it 😁 Gonna be rather inactive so to speak. | |||
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"I’m going to need a lot of fucking booze tonight! I’m getting fucking steaming d*unk Good thing I cant sleep grij booze is there go get it 😁
Gonna be rather inactive so to speak. "I’ll help myself and lock up behind me | |||
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