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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i felt brave this morning and re entered my bedroom. i needed clean clothes etc and i came across george curled up in a ball behind an ornimant on my dressing table.. dead.

he must have died on the wall and just fell down.. rip big fella

on the plus side im no longer sleeping on the sofa tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out old spider trick. Fake death and get you in the night .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i felt brave this morning and re entered my bedroom. i needed clean clothes etc and i came across george curled up in a ball behind an ornimant on my dressing table.. dead.

he must have died on the wall and just fell down.. rip big fella

on the plus side im no longer sleeping on the sofa tonight "

Am so pleased you found him sleep well tonight

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"i felt brave this morning and re entered my bedroom. i needed clean clothes etc and i came across george curled up in a ball behind an ornimant on my dressing table.. dead.

he must have died on the wall and just fell down.. rip big fella

on the plus side im no longer sleeping on the sofa tonight "

Good news (not for George), hope you slept OK on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a Viking burial. Pop him in a match box, set fire to it and sail him across your sink or bath.

That's how I'd want to go. Good luck finding a match box big enough for me though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watch out old spider trick. Fake death and get you in the night ..... "

picked him up with loo roll and flushed him

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Was it a whole George or just skin carcass he's grown out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a spider that big, that's what Ray Mears classes as 'Good Eating'!

I mean, thats a leg each and plenty spare for the freezer!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Was it a whole George or just skin carcass he's grown out? "

Hahahha!! I've seen that happen. It's freaky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it a whole George or just skin carcass he's grown out? "

looked spider shapped didnt pay too much attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it a whole George or just skin carcass he's grown out?

looked spider shapped didnt pay too much attention "

I had a tarantula once and the shed skin looks just like a real, full spider so beware!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Was it a whole George or just skin carcass he's grown out?

looked spider shapped didnt pay too much attention "

It could be he had shed his skin, when my snake used to shed it it even had eye holes, so becareful, george could still be looming about

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Was it a whole George or just skin carcass he's grown out?

looked spider shapped didnt pay too much attention

It could be he had shed his skin, when my snake used to shed it it even had eye holes, so becareful, george could still be looming about"

I used to love watching my snakes shed!! Amazing thing to see x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wait till mildrid comes along..shes gonna be pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my heart rate has genuinely increased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My granddad would always say this if one in the house .................... If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive ............. I pick them up put out the window bigger the better , lol as long as I know not going to kill me ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a Viking burial. Pop him in a match box, set fire to it and sail him across your sink or bath.

That's how I'd want to go. Good luck finding a match box big enough for me though! "

Are u sure Cute wants u dead in her bath?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a Viking burial. Pop him in a match box, set fire to it and sail him across your sink or bath.

That's how I'd want to go. Good luck finding a match box big enough for me though!

Are u sure Cute wants u dead in her bath? "

I could probably name.several that do!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wait till mildrid comes along..shes gonna be pissed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i felt brave this morning and re entered my bedroom. i needed clean clothes etc and i came across george curled up in a ball behind an ornimant on my dressing table.. dead.

he must have died on the wall and just fell down.. rip big fella

on the plus side im no longer sleeping on the sofa tonight "

they shed their skin and when thy do it looks just like a curled up spider,may be still there and hiding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have a biggie now and again who is called "boris" its my duty as man of the house to place outside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we have a biggie now and again who is called "boris" its my duty as man of the house to place outside "

fancy come finding george for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i felt brave this morning and re entered my bedroom. i needed clean clothes etc and i came across george curled up in a ball behind an ornimant on my dressing table.. dead.

he must have died on the wall and just fell down.. rip big fella

on the plus side im no longer sleeping on the sofa tonight "
it ok don't worry where there is 1 there is normally 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch out old spider trick. Fake death and get you in the night .....

picked him up with loo roll and flushed him"

Burial at sea then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we have a biggie now and again who is called "boris" its my duty as man of the house to place outside

fancy come finding george for me.. "
im a gentleman, and will always help a damsel in distress, and at no cost, except for a brew.....ill bring my fishing net and big stick oo xx

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