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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

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Sexual or non sexual..

For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵

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By *luebell888Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Apple pie and custard

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By *otgent_xMan
6 weeks ago

west midlands

Biscuits, boobs and a women that knows what she wants😉

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

A bloody good burger.... shower pics!

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By *linyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester/London

A lady beckoning me with a finger with THAT look in her eyes

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By *hat.coupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Dartford

Oh god! My husband smartly dressed wearing a certain cologne, Jesus! I just turn to jelly!

Mrs x

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum


"Sexual or non sexual..

For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵"

I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"Sexual or non sexual..

For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵

I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles "

Jesus.. you had me at prawn.🥵

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Pigs 🐖

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By *exyScientistsCouple
6 weeks ago

Castlebar

Certain people

Ice cream

Certain people with ice cream and that "I want you" look in their eyes 😈

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
6 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I'm with you on the crisps. I'm a massive slut for Quavers atm! Also, a root beer, and I'm anyones. 🤣

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By *hat.coupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Dartford


"Sexual or non sexual..

For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵

I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles

Jesus.. you had me at prawn.🥵"

Wait! They do prawn cocktail flavour pringles?! Omg! How did I get to the ripe old age of 44 and not know this.

*grabs bag and runs to asda!

Mrs x

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By *TRAY-CATMan
6 weeks ago

DD

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"Sexual or non sexual..

For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵

I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles

Jesus.. you had me at prawn.🥵

Wait! They do prawn cocktail flavour pringles?! Omg! How did I get to the ripe old age of 44 and not know this.

*grabs bag and runs to asda!

Mrs x"

They’re really strong flavour. You’ll eat the whole tube!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

My lovers and coffee mousse.

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By *TRAY-CATMan
6 weeks ago

DD

A curvaceous redheaded woman ..

My kryptonite..

....

...

Oh and chocolate hobnobs

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By *eordieJeansCouple
6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Creme eggs.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge

I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Sexually; a tall dark haired man in a nice shirt and trousers/dark jeans, tucked in with sleeves rolled up and with gorgeous big thighs. That or the just come out of the shower all moist and rocking the wet fringe look 🥵🥵🍭

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
6 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Whiling the hours away on fab! Might need to go cold turkey at this rate 😉

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By *isskxxyv OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Reading


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Sexually; a tall dark haired man in a nice shirt and trousers/dark jeans, tucked in with sleeves rolled up and with gorgeous big thighs. That or the just come out of the shower all moist and rocking the wet fringe look 🥵🥵🍭"

Oh my lord when they’re still soaking and glistening, with ragged hair.. fuck! 🥵 let’s sit and eat crisps while watching men come out the shower 🤣🤣

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By *ensualDivaWoman
6 weeks ago

Galway, Limerick, Clare, Somewhere sensual

Crisps...

Any

Not fussy

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
6 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠"

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

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By *hrills and adventureMan
6 weeks ago

Winchester

Cheese, chocolate and coffee

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Sexually; a tall dark haired man in a nice shirt and trousers/dark jeans, tucked in with sleeves rolled up and with gorgeous big thighs. That or the just come out of the shower all moist and rocking the wet fringe look 🥵🥵🍭

Oh my lord when they’re still soaking and glistening, with ragged hair.. fuck! 🥵 let’s sit and eat crisps while watching men come out the shower 🤣🤣"

That’s the one … that sounds like my kind of voyeurism … David Lloyd might not like it but I’m up for it 🤣

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤"

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land

Sexual

Emo/Goth looking lady with tatts and piercings 🥵😵‍💫💦

Non-sexual

Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Sexual

Emo/Goth looking lady with tatts and piercings 🥵😵‍💫💦

Non-sexual

Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋"

I love combining them together. 🤤

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
6 weeks ago

Bedfuck

Custard tarts food, nice perfume, and sexually a cock rubbing on my ass, and a pair of nice boobs massaging my back.

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.

A strong coffee first thing in the morning. Closely followed by an ice cold beer after a hard day working in the garden.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
6 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

A sexy cute petite woman.

Or

Cheese.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
6 weeks ago

cardiff

A nice hairy big toe

Coffee

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By *eroLondonMan
6 weeks ago

Mayfair

Anything cinnamon related.

The scent of a magnanimous woman.

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By *ldclitlickerMan
6 weeks ago

portsmouth

The chance to lick a pussy

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North

Cheesecake

A naughty whisper of intent in my ear

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! "

That dip sounds nice 😁🥪

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Kendal mint cake

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!

That dip sounds nice 😁🥪"

You’ll have to try it sometime 😏🍭

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
6 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Nuts

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By *issmorganWoman
6 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Cheese

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

There’s something almost sinful about a home cooked lasagne. Rich, slow and satisfying…. I can’t resist it.

As for the other it’s always the eyes. A wicked gleam, a look that promises mischief. Then later a look that is raw, exposed, undone and utterly mine. Yeah I can’t resist either of them.

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By *cfc19821Man
6 weeks ago

chelmsford

Crisps

Ice cream

A female who is very vocal in her desires needs abd fantasies

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
6 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! "

*Googles nearest Sainsbury's and M&S* We don't have either of those here. Typical, I love a good Caesar sauce!

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
6 weeks ago

Someplace

Man in a suit smelling of tom ford tobacco vanille

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By *ust want fun 888Man
6 weeks ago

nearby


"Apple pie and custard "

Now we’re talking, maybe even Apple crumble and ice cream, MMMMMM

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By *peedyGMan
6 weeks ago

Telford


"Cheese "

Same here, cheese on anything and usually finish a block once opened.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵"

I can never resist you. I try sometimes, but that never lasts long.

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By *arnelianWoman
6 weeks ago

Ely, Cambridgeshire (moved here April '25)

A man in a well fitting suit, holding a slice of Tiramisu.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋"

I tried the Tayto chocolate bar. It was minging.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Man in a suit smelling of tom ford tobacco vanille"

Ah, so close. I wear the other Tom Ford.

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

Nerdy, funny men

Musicians

People who will cook for me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Oh! Girls who sing.

Yes.

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

A wiggle from a perfectly formed lady's bottom on a gorgeous pair of heeled legs

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By *ildTimes.Man
6 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!

That dip sounds nice 😁🥪

You’ll have to try it sometime 😏🍭"

Maybe I will...🥪

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
6 weeks ago

Neverland

Cheese

Jaffa Cake

Tink 😋

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
6 weeks ago

Up North


"Oh! Girls who sing.

Yes."

Do they have to sound good whilst singing? 🤔

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By *adyBugsWoman
6 weeks ago

cognito

Walking barefoot on the grass on a warm day.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

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Non sexual. Dairy milk of any form. Even better if combined with caramel.

Women - I just like confident women with a nice smile.. and tits, I like tits.

Men - confidence, nice fitted shirt / suit, someone that smells good and is hot as he'll

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"Oh! Girls who sing.

Yes."

Ooh I sing

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Food

A decent milkshake

Women with glasses

Boobs!

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By *onnachakeaneMan
6 weeks ago

Dundrum

Engaging with Wife chat with men 65+ on here….

Dunno why 🫢🙃

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By *egDaySkipperMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

Crisp green grapes from the fridge

And a lady bouncing on my cock

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By *hickthighs25Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton

Chocolate

And a sarcastic jean/suit wearing nice smelling male 👅

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By *r Man45Man
6 weeks ago

North West

A nice smile and come to bed eyes....

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Ben & Jerry's on half price 🤤

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Oh, and a woman in fishnets 🔥😈

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands

Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Chard


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! "

Shit, she has expensive tastes😭

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Chard


"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤"

So long as he isn't into Star Wars!🤣

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤

So long as he isn't into Star Wars!🤣"

I have just seen that thread, he wouldn't be getting any Wookiee from me if thats what he's into! 🤢😆

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!

Shit, she has expensive tastes😭"

Plot twist - it was only a few quid and was worth it!

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤"

It was one time! 😞

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Wine 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Joining in on forum games.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Chard


"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠

Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤

Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!

Shit, she has expensive tastes😭

Plot twist - it was only a few quid and was worth it! "

Will have a check down the back of sofa! To be fair it is probably cheaper than the foundation I bought last night!

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

A large glass of pinot rose with one chunk of ice 🥹

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds


"A large glass of pinot rose with one chunk of ice 🥹"

You should try Raspberry vodka and WKD

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

Are you trying to get me d*unk?

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By *aizyWoman
6 weeks ago

west midlands


"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤

It was one time! 😞"

What was Toots? Did you cover yourself in doughnuts or Nutella?

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By *parkle1974Woman
6 weeks ago

Leeds


"Are you trying to get me d*unk? "

How much does it take?

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By *raig4973Man
6 weeks ago

Birmingham

The biscuits being given around, that you have to pretend not to be interested in, until you are offered 😅

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By *ir tootMan
6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤

It was one time! 😞

What was Toots? Did you cover yourself in doughnuts or Nutella?"

Nutella.

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By *tr8MrEMan
6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"Are you trying to get me d*unk?

How much does it take? "

Offers to be barman

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By *orbidden eastMan
6 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

A big bag of crisps and a woman with a wicked sense of humour 👌

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
6 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Oh! Girls who sing.

Yes."

Oh, fuck. This is a good one! Men or women with a nice singing voice... 🥵

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan
6 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Chocolate Éclair 😋

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By *.R.MMan
6 weeks ago

Norfolk

Marmite

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Chard

mini battenburg

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By *rSuave88Man
6 weeks ago

Mirfield

Warm gooey chocolate fudge cake with a scoop of ice cream or cream on the side 🤤

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Stargate (TV series)

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By *ezandCCouple
6 weeks ago

Telford

kez dressed up, well kez naked as well, well just kez really.

A nice cold beer on a hot day.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

For food

It used to be GinoGinelle mint choc chip ice cream

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
6 weeks ago

La La Land


"Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋

I tried the Tayto chocolate bar. It was minging. "

Just Googled this as I wasn't aware it was such a thing and it's a cheese and onion flavoured chocolate bar! No wonder you thought it was minging 🤮

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Rib eye steak. A cute dog/animal. A brunette with blue eyes.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Are you trying to get me d*unk?

How much does it take? "

3 large wines n I'm guna need someone to hold my heels 😁

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

A woman with a nice face and short hair.

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

A warm apple pie

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
6 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Cake 😬

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"A woman with a nice face and short hair. "

That'll be me *big grin*

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"A woman with a nice face and short hair.

That'll be me *big grin*

"

I feel pretty certain that it is, yes.

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby

Tiramisu on the dessert menu. Tiramisu? Don't mind if I tirami-do

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6 weeks ago


"Tiramisu on the dessert menu. Tiramisu? Don't mind if I tirami-do "

😅 I'm stealing that.

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By *iss.BellaWoman
6 weeks ago

.


"Marmite "

Agreed, he's hot 🔥

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"A woman with a nice face and short hair.

That'll be me *big grin*

I feel pretty certain that it is, yes. "

That's coz I iz well ace bruh! 😁 😂

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby


"Tiramisu on the dessert menu. Tiramisu? Don't mind if I tirami-do

😅 I'm stealing that."

You're welcome to it 😁

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"A woman with a nice face and short hair.

That'll be me *big grin*

I feel pretty certain that it is, yes.

That's coz I iz well ace bruh! 😁 😂 "

Clearly I have good taste🤪

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By *KTim61Man
6 weeks ago

Tipton


"Biscuits, boobs and a women that knows what she wants😉"

I'm similar with the Biscuits & a woman

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By *ein-guyMan
6 weeks ago

East Cowes

Bourbons whilst watching my fwb shake her awesome butt

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By *eardedguy83Man
6 weeks ago

Worcestershire

Cake

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
6 weeks ago

Always on the move

Creme Eggs

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By *antonkid1955Man
6 weeks ago

cardiff

The scent of a curry cooking

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By *hickthighs25Woman
6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Creme Eggs"

👌 this also

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By *atassiaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Rochdale

High heels and nylons

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By *illy IdolMan
6 weeks ago

Midlands

Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot.

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.


"Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot."

You are not alone there. 🥵

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By *antricSeeker60Man
6 weeks ago

Durham

The way she bites her lip when she’s teasing me—it’s like a flawless trap I just can’t escape! Oh and crisps…

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By *illy IdolMan
6 weeks ago

Midlands


"Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot.

You are not alone there. 🥵"

Asbestos hands😎

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Fizzy pop and ice-cream.. such a fucking sweet tooth!! Try and try to beat the habit. It is so tough...

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By *e voyageur sexuelMan
6 weeks ago

Near you

Eating the cake mix

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Fizzy drinks

Apple crumble

Shapely ladies arse ❤️

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By *heGateKeeperMan
6 weeks ago

Stratford

Red heads 👩🏻‍🦰

A phat ass and a maxi dress 👗

A glass of red wine 🍷

Northern accents 🥲

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By *ryingitout19Man
6 weeks ago

Wales

A woman in a little vest / Tshirt is my kryptonite! Throw in a couple of tattoos and / or glasses and I’m done

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Cherry Bakewells

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By *heGateKeeperMan
6 weeks ago

Stratford

Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

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By *mmaleiaWoman
6 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Bumming a guy from behind when he’s innocently bent over doing up his shoe laces or something

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By *heGateKeeperMan
6 weeks ago

Stratford

Calamari

Pain au raisins

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

A woman in a short summer dress , bare legs, and Converse..

Obvs 🫣😂

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By *inxy777Woman
6 weeks ago

essex

Cake

Tattoos

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠 "

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely

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By *oeBeansMan
6 weeks ago

Derby


"Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot."

In the same vein, eating a pizza when you know it's still hot and braving the roof of your mouth being burned!

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By *ACOLCouple
6 weeks ago

Limerick

Pistachio ice cream!

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By *eading beddingMan
6 weeks ago

Berks

Curves (I have no brakes!)

Nuts, sweets, ice-cream...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
6 weeks ago

Stratford


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely "

Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely

Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂"

Knobhead 😂😂😂😂

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By *eys00Man
6 weeks ago

have boots will travel

When she is in a pair of GAA shorts 😍😍

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By *heGateKeeperMan
6 weeks ago

Stratford


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely

Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂

Knobhead 😂😂😂😂"

No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Bumming a guy from behind when he’s innocently bent over doing up his shoe laces or something "

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By *mmaleiaWoman
6 weeks ago

Trowbridge


"Bumming a guy from behind when he’s innocently bent over doing up his shoe laces or something

"

Fully clothed obvs 😏

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely

Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂

Knobhead 😂😂😂😂

No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol"

Far prettier than the football we play ffs 🙄😆

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By *heGateKeeperMan
6 weeks ago

Stratford


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely

Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂

Knobhead 😂😂😂😂

No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol

Far prettier than the football we play ffs 🙄😆"

Not saying much

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely

Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂

Knobhead 😂😂😂😂

No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol

Far prettier than the football we play ffs 🙄😆

Not saying much "

I can't even argue 🤷‍♂️😆

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
6 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"A woman in a little vest / Tshirt is my kryptonite! Throw in a couple of tattoos and / or glasses and I’m done "

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By *rHotNottsMan
6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

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By *leasinglipznhipsWoman
6 weeks ago

A good massage.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"A woman in a little vest / Tshirt is my kryptonite! Throw in a couple of tattoos and / or glasses and I’m done "

Hello!!

🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum! "

A winning combination, I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

A winning combination, I hear. "

And a blow job

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By *eys00Man
6 weeks ago

have boots will travel


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

A winning combination, I hear.

And a blow job"

Pre or post cheesecake?

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By *inks45Man
6 weeks ago

bucks


"The chance to lick a pussy"
this

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

A winning combination, I hear.

And a blow job

Pre or post cheesecake?"

Cheesecake first. Obviously!!

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By *eys00Man
6 weeks ago

have boots will travel


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

A winning combination, I hear.

And a blow job

Pre or post cheesecake?

Cheesecake first. Obviously!!"

Thank God!! I thought the world had gone mad for a moment! Cheesecake always comes first 👑

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

A winning combination, I hear.

And a blow job"

Yuck.

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Cheesecake

A naughty whisper of intent in my ear"

Cheesecake you say??

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By *abluesbabyMan
6 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Answering an unattended ringing phone.

If it rings I have to answer. Can't resist it.

I once took a booking for a pub/hotel whilst enjoying a pint as the landlord was changing barrels in the cellar and another time I ended up chatting to a delightful lady from Chicago for almost an hour as I answered a public payphone that was ringing on the island of Key West in Florida

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

A woman offering to get on top

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By *ittlebirdWoman
6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"A woman offering to get on top"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"A woman offering to get on top

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣 I wasn’t thinking

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Chocolate.

Cock.

Mrs TMN x

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"Chocolate.

Cock.

Mrs TMN x"

Fancy a bbc?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!

A winning combination, I hear.

And a blow job

Yuck. "

It's not for everyone

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Chocolate.

Cock.

Mrs TMN x

Fancy a bbc?"

Mmmmmmmmm

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

A free Guinness after work

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By *ostindreamsMan
6 weeks ago

London

Brownie with ice-cream

Victoria sponge cake

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"Chocolate.

Cock.

Mrs TMN x

Fancy a bbc?

Mmmmmmmmm"

Nawty bb xx

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By *ea monkeyMan
6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

So the lessons that I’ve learnt from this thread;

Some people can’t say not to sex, everyone can’t say no to dessert

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By *ripfillMan
6 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

maltessers … straight from the fridge … with Kracken coffee rum

Heaven …

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"So the lessons that I’ve learnt from this thread;

Some people can’t say not to sex, everyone can’t say no to dessert "

I’m both

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
6 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So the lessons that I’ve learnt from this thread;

Some people can’t say not to sex, everyone can’t say no to dessert "

Pretty sure I knew this already 🤷‍♀️

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

Making the pun. Always unable to resist.

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By *eading beddingMan
6 weeks ago

Berks


"Biscuits, boobs and a women that knows what she wants😉"

Two of the three Bs Reading is famously built on: beer, boobs* & biscuits

* Alright this might officially be bulbs 🌱

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends

The late night tired/ depressed call to wank

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By *onty777Man
6 weeks ago

midlands

Sticky toffee pudding and custard. The only dessert on the menu I will ever order!!

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By *ookie46Woman
6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠 "

How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels "

Wear a spurs shirt

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By *ookie46Woman
6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels

Wear a spurs shirt "

Also got an Arsenal and Sunderland one 😜

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By *sStephenPickleMan
6 weeks ago

Ends


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels

Wear a spurs shirt

Also got an Arsenal and Sunderland one 😜"

Yuck. Arsenal.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
6 weeks ago

North West

Closing a thread

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By *anorthernsoulxMan
6 weeks ago

Durham


"Nicely manicured nails 💅

Girls in football shirts 😍

Nice heels 👠

How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels

Wear a spurs shirt

Also got an Arsenal and Sunderland one 😜"

lucky in white for Sat

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By *reachersdaughterWoman
6 weeks ago

Someplace

Espresso martini

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