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My Dog has been watching a lot of Lassie Movies of late........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I was okay with it but I found out Lassie is a male called Pal !!!

Is my dog gay ?

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

What's his food brand?

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Only if your pooch is knocking one out as they watch Lassie.

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By *ude LawMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate

How does he smell?

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By *a LunaWoman
6 weeks ago

o o OO o o


"How does he smell?"

With his nose *badoom tshh*

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼

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By *ude LawMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Is my dog gay ?"

No - just a hound.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼 "

WRONG 'THEIR' SORRY GRAMMAR POLICE 🫣

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼 "
He's not Skippy . Skippy's a kangaroo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼

WRONG 'THEIR' SORRY GRAMMAR POLICE 🫣"

Everybody point and tut......... tsk!

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By *vaRoseWoman
6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

If you offer him a sausage, does he take or or offer up his arse?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼

WRONG 'THEIR' SORRY GRAMMAR POLICE 🫣

Everybody point and tut......... tsk!"

My well bad grammar as detracted from me ace joke, imma sit ont nawty step now - laterz

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"What's his food brand?"

Butternut Box ?

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼 He's not Skippy . Skippy's a kangaroo"

Didn't Lassie do this too? Am I getting my animal hero's mixed up?

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By *hortieWoman
6 weeks ago

Northampton


"How does he smell?

With his nose *badoom tshh*"

Bloody awful!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"If you offer him a sausage, does he take or or offer up his arse?"

Sort of licks it all over for ages....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼 He's not Skippy . Skippy's a kangaroo

Didn't Lassie do this too? Am I getting my animal hero's mixed up? "

Nah .... Littlest Hobo ( okay I put Homo and chickened out ) did it first.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼 He's not Skippy . Skippy's a kangaroo

Didn't Lassie do this too? Am I getting my animal hero's mixed up?

Nah .... Littlest Hobo ( okay I put Homo and chickened out ) did it first. "

So WTH does Lassie do?

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By *ansoffateMan
6 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"What's his food brand?

Butternut Box ? "

Totally Gay.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Does it matter what they're sexual orientation is 🤷🏼‍♂️ as long as your dog finds little Timmy at the bottom of the well alls good 👍🏼 He's not Skippy . Skippy's a kangaroo

Didn't Lassie do this too? Am I getting my animal hero's mixed up?

Nah .... Littlest Hobo ( okay I put Homo and chickened out ) did it first.

So WTH does Lassie do? "

Seduces my dog with his/her/their apprehensive intelligent eyes

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
6 weeks ago

Altrincham

This is the best thread in ages!! 😂 😂 😂

🏆

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By *ad NannaWoman
6 weeks ago

East London

Do you watch Loose Women, Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Do you watch Loose Women, Granny?"

No. That would make me something I'm not

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
6 weeks ago

Reading

I think one of my boy cats is gay. But I love him anyway. Lassie is beautiful so that's what he's appreciating. And lassie fell down a well.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

You have to sit down and watch the expendables, all the films with him. In succession. It's the only way to reverse it..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"You have to sit down and watch the expendables, all the films with him. In succession. It's the only way to reverse it.."

Gasp ....... is it right to try to reverse a gaydog ?

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago


"You have to sit down and watch the expendables, all the films with him. In succession. It's the only way to reverse it..

Gasp ....... is it right to try to reverse a gaydog ?"

No. You're absolutely right..

-Carry on with lassie.

And throw in the grease movies on top.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
6 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"I was okay with it but I found out Lassie is a male called Pal !!!

Is my dog gay ?"

I think you’ll find there were at least half a dozen dogs that portrayed Lassie.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
6 weeks ago

Brum

My dog prefers the littlest homo.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
6 weeks ago

Bristol

My dog humps absolutely anything... nothing is safe or off limits in his head when he’s in the mood..

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By *rthur30Man
6 weeks ago

Warrington

You should not let the dog control the TV remote.

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By *lynJMan
6 weeks ago

Morden

I'm surprised nobody asked if OP's dog had a bone while watching Lassie. 😳

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
6 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I was okay with it but I found out Lassie is a male called Pal !!!

Is my dog gay ?

I think you’ll find there were at least half a dozen dogs that portrayed Lassie. "

He's into group sex ????

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By *he KakapoMan
6 weeks ago

A nice rock


"I was okay with it but I found out Lassie is a male called Pal !!!

Is my dog gay ?

I think you’ll find there were at least half a dozen dogs that portrayed Lassie. "

I'm OK with a black lassie but if they make it a woman I'm out.

Wait... this maybe the wrong franchise

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By *ude LawMan
6 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Do you watch Loose Women, Granny?

No. That would make me something I'm not "

You don't have to be a loose woman to watch Loose Women, GC.

I mean, I watched Funny People last night.

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By *-HULLHEREMan
6 weeks ago

Hull


"My dog humps absolutely anything... nothing is safe or off limits in his head when he’s in the mood.. "
Naughty doggy!

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