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"Henry! Never goes where you pull him, without falling over. He just sits there grinning at you with that stupid smile... usually peering at you from round the corner, because, why should he move? The stupid poles never come apart without bringing in a sledge hammer and/or crowbar. I have a deep-rooted hatred for him. But he does suck well. Anyone else have a household appliance they hate with a passion? Are you mocked by your toaster? Does your hosepipe deliberately give you a soaking? Please let me know I'm not the only one!" Made me chuckle but definitely agree Henry is a little prick  | |||
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"Umm I don’t like the way my Kettle takes so long to boil?" But does it upset you that much that you want to throw it out the window? | |||
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"Umm I don’t like the way my Kettle takes so long to boil? But does it upset you that much that you want to throw it out the window?" What do you think, OP? Can I be upset that much by anything? | |||
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"Henry! Never goes where you pull him, without falling over. He just sits there grinning at you with that stupid smile... usually peering at you from round the corner, because, why should he move? The stupid poles never come apart without bringing in a sledge hammer and/or crowbar. I have a deep-rooted hatred for him. But he does suck well. Anyone else have a household appliance they hate with a passion? Are you mocked by your toaster? Does your hosepipe deliberately give you a soaking? Please let me know I'm not the only one!" I know what you mean, my green Henry is a sneeky fucker, hides in the corner of the doorway and refuses to move | |||
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"Hetty is a sweet little thing, until her nose falls off. My Henry left for work one day and never came back. " | |||
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"Made me chuckle but definitely agree Henry is a little prick "Keep it clean, please. | |||
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"Hetty is a sweet little thing, until her nose falls off. My Henry left for work one day and never came back." That sucks. | |||
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"Hetty is a sweet little thing, until her nose falls off. My Henry left for work one day and never came back. That sucks." Boy toy suck me like a hoover - Frank Ocean | |||
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"Hetty is a sweet little thing, until her nose falls off. My Henry left for work one day and never came back. That sucks." Too quick with that comment. Left me for dust. | |||
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"Hetty is a sweet little thing, until her nose falls off. My Henry left for work one day and never came back. That sucks. Boy toy suck me like a hoover - Frank Ocean" Hose that? | |||
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"Hetty is a sweet little thing, until her nose falls off. My Henry left for work one day and never came back. That sucks. Too quick with that comment. Left me for dust. " Vax life. | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT" tell me about it. I’m out | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT" There's definitely a few making a Miele things. | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT There's definitely a few making a Miele things." Absolute dirt bags | |||
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"Well this isn’t what I expected from the heading I thought it was about men "I'm not that predictable  | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT There's definitely a few making a Miele things. Absolute dirt bags " Bosch! Couldn't agree more. | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT" I'm just gonna sweep that comment aside | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT I'm just gonna sweep that comment aside" It's best you don't form an attachment. | |||
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"I needed that." The perfect pick me up? | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT I'm just gonna sweep that comment aside It's best you don't form an attachment." You should change your profile name to Chris Ewbank after this thread. | |||
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"I needed that. The perfect pick me up? " Yeah pretty much | |||
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"There’s a lot of sexual tension ITT I'm just gonna sweep that comment aside It's best you don't form an attachment. You should change your profile name to Chris Ewbank after this thread." Not sure it would get past the filter. | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck!" I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. " He's a loose Canon. | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. " Probably, it's a conspiracy I tell you! | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. He's a loose Canon." He ain't (heavy). He's my brother. | |||
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"Well this isn’t what I expected from the heading I thought it was about men "100% with this! Saying that, I did chuckle more than I should whilst reading the OPs post 😂 | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. He's a loose Canon. He ain't (heavy). He's my brother. " I don't like the toner his voice. | |||
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"Henry! Never goes where you pull him, without falling over. He just sits there grinning at you with that stupid smile... usually peering at you from round the corner, because, why should he move? The stupid poles never come apart without bringing in a sledge hammer and/or crowbar. I have a deep-rooted hatred for him. But he does suck well. Anyone else have a household appliance they hate with a passion? Are you mocked by your toaster? Does your hosepipe deliberately give you a soaking? Please let me know I'm not the only one!" Fuck Henry off and get a shark- job done OP | |||
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"Umm I don’t like the way my Kettle takes so long to boil?" | |||
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"Henry! Never goes where you pull him, without falling over. He just sits there grinning at you with that stupid smile... usually peering at you from round the corner, because, why should he move? The stupid poles never come apart without bringing in a sledge hammer and/or crowbar. I have a deep-rooted hatred for him. But he does suck well. Anyone else have a household appliance they hate with a passion? Are you mocked by your toaster? Does your hosepipe deliberately give you a soaking? Please let me know I'm not the only one! Fuck Henry off and get a shark- job done OP" You know what.. now I want a hoover shaped like a shark now..  | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. " Are you ink-andescent with rage? | |||
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"Umm I don’t like the way my Kettle takes so long to boil?" Let me recommend, one cup kettle, only takes about 30 seconds to boil and fills your cup for you | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. Are you ink-andescent with rage?" 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"My bed. Specifically the legs. Now he never bothers me if I'm walking around in socks. But if I walk around bare foot, it just jumps out and attacks my toes, causing me to use colourful language. Bastard." This! Hate the fucking legs! | |||
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"I really dislike my Jetwash, combination of a hose, power table and an extension cable that all seem intent on wrapping themselves around each other like an appliance threesome…." Kinky  | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes. "I on occasion fight with the door after I get hooked and smack it a little, the door of course wins everytime. | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes. "I'll let you have that!! I'm always covered in bruises from door handles. And they grab hold of your clothes. Perverts!! | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes.
I on occasion fight with the door after I get hooked and smack it a little, the door of course wins everytime. "Don't give me ptsd. This is how I broke my toe 🤣 | |||
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"I really dislike my Jetwash, combination of a hose, power table and an extension cable that all seem intent on wrapping themselves around each other like an appliance threesome…. Kinky "Especially when the hose gets snagged & starts squirting 😂 | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes.
I'll let you have that!! I'm always covered in bruises from door handles. And they grab hold of your clothes. Perverts!!"Always when you're in a rush or in a mood, too! | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes.
I on occasion fight with the door after I get hooked and smack it a little, the door of course wins everytime.
Don't give me ptsd. This is how I broke my toe 🤣"Did you kung fu kick the door too?? I missed and hit the Henry hoover. | |||
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" I missed and hit the Henry hoover.
He deserved it. "My foot didn't. 😞 | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes.
I on occasion fight with the door after I get hooked and smack it a little, the door of course wins everytime.
Don't give me ptsd. This is how I broke my toe 🤣
Did you kung fu kick the door too??
I missed and hit the Henry hoover. "I did. It was not my finest moment, let me tell you. Imagine having to tell the Xray person what happened! 🤣 | |||
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"Do door handles count? Always catching me off guard, dragging me back! Had enough. Can't handle it anymore! Can be absolute knobs sometimes.
I on occasion fight with the door after I get hooked and smack it a little, the door of course wins everytime.
Don't give me ptsd. This is how I broke my toe 🤣
Did you kung fu kick the door too??
I missed and hit the Henry hoover.
I did. It was not my finest moment, let me tell you. Imagine having to tell the Xray person what happened! 🤣"🤣 aslong as door got it deserved... worth it. 😎 | |||
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"My fucking mother, mother fucker laptop that just won't work ever. Fuck! I'm wondering if it's working in cahoots with my printer? He's a little prick too. Are you ink-andescent with rage?" Way to bring the toner down | |||
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" Convinced that it deliberately burns stuff after I touch its knob just to spite me "I know and man like that | |||
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" Convinced that it deliberately burns stuff after I touch its knob just to spite me
I know and man like that "
I do it with care and attention! | |||
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