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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished

it now becomes enemy number one!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

its behind you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished

it now becomes enemy number one! "

completely with you on that!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished

it now becomes enemy number one! "

Now that made me laugh thinking of you chasing a spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove everything out of the bedroom and then liberally dose the entire room with fire.

Its the only way to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave poir george alone, he maybe on a meet with a hot spideress,

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Remove everything out of the bedroom and then liberally dose the entire room with fire.

Its the only way to be sure. "

Napalm gets the poor harmless critters every time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why do the spider threads appear on a Saturday night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i dont mind spiders and have had to get over my wimpy pathetic attitudes as didnt want squidge to be afraid of them.. but George is pretty much the size of my hand and i swear he was looking at me funny earlier with all of his beady eyes.... if i get eaten or attacked during the night i just wanna say its been an experience on here and take care everyone.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

a few years ago i woke suddenly in the night with an itchy ear - stuck in a finger and 'crunch' uukk - splattered spider in my ear - had to pick it out leg by leg! Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a few years ago i woke suddenly in the night with an itchy ear - stuck in a finger and 'crunch' uukk - splattered spider in my ear - had to pick it out leg by leg! Z"

ZOE!!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"a few years ago i woke suddenly in the night with an itchy ear - stuck in a finger and 'crunch' uukk - splattered spider in my ear - had to pick it out leg by leg! Z

ZOE!!!! "

i know - i like spiders and felt awful for killing one but he really shouldn't have gone in my lughole! Z

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Leave poir george alone, he maybe on a meet with a hot spideress, "

Big ones are usually female - the males usually get eaten after.

Probably Gorgina Spider off for sex and a bite to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you leave him in your bedroom nooooooo way get rid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished

it now becomes enemy number one! "
Bring out the biggest hammer you can find

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone got 4 ear plugs going spare

2 for my ears and 2 for my nostrils (can never be too sure when it comes to ppe and spiders)

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"anyone got 4 ear plugs going spare

2 for my ears and 2 for my nostrils (can never be too sure when it comes to ppe and spiders)"

Sorry Cute! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont mind spiders and have had to get over my wimpy pathetic attitudes as didnt want squidge to be afraid of them.. but George is pretty much the size of my hand and i swear he was looking at me funny earlier with all of his beady eyes.... if i get eaten or attacked during the night i just wanna say its been an experience on here and take care everyone."

Im sorry, but perhaps at that size you should call it Shelob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke one night to find one crawling on my neck, I squished him accidentally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is the very reason I need a permanent man in my life, preferably not called George.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day I was in the bathroom and I turned round to find a spider the size of my arm (slight exaggeration!) looking at me, I let out a blood curdling scream. My housemate ran in and did the same before Blake came in and rescued us by eating said spider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now this is the very reason I need a permanent man in my life, preferably not called George. "

most men ive come across dont like them either

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I have his brother, Fred, resident in my bedroom. He's been for around years. I keep throwing hm out of the window but the fucker makes his way back. Every. Bloody. Time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other day I was in the bathroom and I turned round to find a spider the size of my arm (slight exaggeration!) looking at me, I let out a blood curdling scream. My housemate ran in and did the same before Blake came in and rescued us by eating said spider!"

i need to get me a dog then!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Now this is the very reason I need a permanent man in my life, preferably not called George. "

Well, Steve can't deal with spiders so i have to catch them and let them out - just cos he's a hairy arsed builder doesn't mean he isn't scared of spiders! Z

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I am a fearless spider hunter (release them into the wild,I don't kill them).

My services are available to gorgeous ladies

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern.... "

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other day I was in the bathroom and I turned round to find a spider the size of my arm (slight exaggeration!) looking at me, I let out a blood curdling scream. My housemate ran in and did the same before Blake came in and rescued us by eating said spider!

i need to get me a dog then!! "

Haha he is a fearless spider eating machine! Ben (Mum's dog) teases them, he follows them around the room and then *gulp*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a fearless spider hunter (release them into the wild,I don't kill them).

My services are available to gorgeous ladies "

Will you come to the IOW when Boris returns to scare me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

rubes i now feel sick ta chick lol...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rubes i now feel sick ta chick lol...

"

Any time Cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is the very reason I need a permanent man in my life, preferably not called George.

Well, Steve can't deal with spiders so i have to catch them and let them out - just cos he's a hairy arsed builder doesn't mean he isn't scared of spiders! Z"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some.... "

swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha

shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z"

I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There is probably just not enough flying insects to keep George occupied.

Open your window, let in all the bugs and George will be one happy spider building his web and wrapping up all his victims and will be too busy to annoy you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sassy,

Just for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

prof im refusing to watch that until its daylight..

ive also moved my duvet into the front room. sleeping on the couch tonight

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z

I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't."

oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z"

I just leave my pooter on all night.... Keeps them busy on the web....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z

I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.

oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z"

No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i must stop reading this thread

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z

I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.

oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z

No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T"

Now your making it up! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....

swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha

shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect. "

As the saying goes cute, every holes a goal, sorry mate but he dont want to be branded a timewaster does he, snd he xan accomodate xx bonus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....

swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha

shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect.

As the saying goes cute, every holes a goal, sorry mate but he dont want to be branded a timewaster does he, snd he xan accomodate xx bonus "

all that time spent on 'the web' was worthwhile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"prof im refusing to watch that until its daylight..

ive also moved my duvet into the front room. sleeping on the couch tonight"

Its ok - its actually a music track.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All spiders are called Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrrr Its with Zippy and Bungle having a 3some....

swinging spiders.. bloody perverts haha

shagging in my room pffttt.. wheres the respect.

As the saying goes cute, every holes a goal, sorry mate but he dont want to be branded a timewaster does he, snd he

xan accomodate xx bonus

all that time spent on 'the web' was worthwhile... "

Hahaha, been surfing too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All spiders are called Henry "

in devon they are george.. must be a location thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big ones are called 'Boris'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In wales they are called, OMFG xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't mind spiders

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z

I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.

oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z

No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T

Now your making it up! Z"

I wish I were. The mouse was in my bed but I couldn't see it, just hear and smell it. The next morning I took my towel down to the bathroom but I didn't know the mouse had moved to be on the towel. I got out of the shower and wrapped the towel around my head and it moved. I screamed and ran wet through the house to get away from it.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Lugholes and nostrils isnt the problem... It's the ones we eat whilst sleeping that are of concern....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z

I woke up one night thinking my hair had fallen into my mouth. It hadn't.

oh no - did you crunch down and swallow? Protein? Z

No, I spat it out and it scuttled off. It was a bit better than the mouse I found in my hair. T

Now your making it up! Z

I wish I were. The mouse was in my bed but I couldn't see it, just hear and smell it. The next morning I took my towel down to the bathroom but I didn't know the mouse had moved to be on the towel. I got out of the shower and wrapped the towel around my head and it moved. I screamed and ran wet through the house to get away from it."

omg - yoiu're my hero! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind spiders"

Ill be sure to call you round when I get a big one then!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

we had a spider once that was so big it made a thud when it jumped to the floor xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The big ones are called 'Boris'!"

ive heard of those ones.. they wear army boots *shudders*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ben (Mum's dog) teases them, he follows them around the room and then *gulp* "

I had a dog that once tried to eat a spider then spat it out, poor old Henry then crawled off covered in saliva

My last Border Collie was called Spider

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"The big ones are called 'Boris'!

ive heard of those ones.. they wear army boots *shudders*"

and nick your brew! Z

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By *ittenandthepirateCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"the harmless rather large spider called George that was living peacefully in the corner of your bedroom has now vanished

it now becomes enemy number one! "

I think he emigrated. There's a freakin huge one under my sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone got 4 ear plugs going spare

2 for my ears and 2 for my nostrils (can never be too sure when it comes to ppe and spiders)"

u cruel person u need eight ........ four for u and four for your daughter lol - shall I come and rescue George?

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

not sure what they are called here down south but freaked out the other night while watching telly and was just pulling duvet over me, getting comfy when I saw movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see this massive spider about to crawl onto my face!!! shot up..screamed and threw duvet across the room..lol...luckily did not wake any children but lost sight of said spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The big ones are called 'Boris'!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George crawled into your mouth while you were sleeping.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Morning - no spider related incidents in the night here - well - not that I'm aware of anyway!!!!!!! Z

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