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"Gin and tonic please " Coming right up. | |||
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"Dissolved is getting mine 👆" Twist my arm then | |||
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"Dissolved is getting mine 👆" no problem. | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar "Large gin and lemonade please bartender | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender "We’ll make that a small. I know what large ones do to you | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender "Hey cookie! | |||
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"Where's my San Miguel? 😅" I had to wait untill you messged, sorry my man it's all here for you! | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender
We’ll make that a small. I know what large ones do to you "Yeah I tell people I hate them | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender
Hey cookie!"Hey Toots! Good to see your bar back | |||
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"You’re finest non-alcoholic ale, please toots. " Or course coming right up! | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender
Hey cookie!
Hey Toots!
Good to see your bar back "And its good to be back, how have you been? | |||
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"Hey Toots 👋🏻 Busy night again! Could I grab a raspberry gin please? Hope you've had a great Saturday 🎀 J xx" I have indeed, slightly hiccups here and there but I'm good! Anyway one raspberry gin coming right up | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender
Hey cookie!
Hey Toots!
Good to see your bar back
And its good to be back, how have you been? "Living life to the full as always ❤️ | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends." Toots get him a treble haha | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends. Toots get him a treble haha" Off she goes flirting again haha 🤣 | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends." One treble James on for you my man because it looks like you need it, welcome to the barA | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends. Toots get him a treble haha Off she goes flirting again haha 🤣" Behave i just think he needs a treble 🤣 he sounds frustrated haha | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends. Toots get him a treble haha" Read my mind. 🤣 | |||
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"Still sipping mine and helping behind the bar
Large gin and lemonade please bartender
Hey cookie!
Hey Toots!
Good to see your bar back
And its good to be back, how have you been?
Living life to the full as always ❤️"All you can do really isn't it? | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends. Toots get him a treble haha Off she goes flirting again haha 🤣 Behave i just think he needs a treble 🤣 he sounds frustrated haha" Make it a quad  | |||
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(That's Newcastle Brown to all you non-biker types) | |||
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"Just to buck the trend... A bottle of dog please - NO glass, just the bottle thanks
(That's Newcastle Brown to all you non-biker types) "Coming right up!! A bottle of dog no glass just the bottle
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"I've had a few ciders today so can I have a pint of water and a couple of paracetamol "Of course you can, give me a sec and I'll fecth you some paracetamol!. 
And I'm glad you could make it tonight. | |||
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"Can I have a large Hennessy and please. When I am near empty please refill "Of course you can, and welcome to the bar my good man! | |||
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"I've had a few ciders today so can I have a pint of water and a couple of paracetamol
Of course you can, give me a sec and I'll fecth you some paracetamol!.
And I'm glad you could make it tonight. "Thank you, sir 😘 | |||
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"I've had a few ciders today so can I have a pint of water and a couple of paracetamol
Of course you can, give me a sec and I'll fecth you some paracetamol!.
And I'm glad you could make it tonight.
Thank you, sir 😘"Your very welcome. 😘 | |||
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"Just to buck the trend... A bottle of dog please - NO glass, just the bottle thanks
(That's Newcastle Brown to all you non-biker types)
Coming right up!!
A bottle of dog no glass just the bottle
And welcome!"Thank you Gonna enjoy this, haven't had one for months
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"Could i please have a baileys with ice barman x" She’s getting mine | |||
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"Double scotch please Sir " Coming right up my good man+ | |||
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"Could i please have a baileys with ice barman x" Of course coming right up. | |||
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"Anyone for shots? " I've got a bush lined up let's go. | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go. "Is that a euphemism? 😳 | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳"Either way, I'm down! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳"
Pussy shots! Let's go! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go! "Seems legit! I’m in | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!"I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here. 
I have drank | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!
I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here.
I have drank"Say it! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I've got about 20 pussy shits lined up!"Another euphemism? Haha | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!
I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here.
I have drank
Say it! "Nope! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!
I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here.
I have drank
Say it!
Nope!"Message me it! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!
I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here.
I have drank
Say it!
Nope!
Message me it! "Also no!
The moment has passed I'm afraid 🤣 | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!
I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here.
I have drank
Say it!
Nope!
Message me it!
Also no!
The moment has passed I'm afraid 🤣 "Lame 😔🤣 | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I've got about 20 pussy shits lined up!
Another euphemism? Haha "Oh god 🤣 | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Either way, I'm down!
I was about to say something incre8bly out of pocket on here.
I have drank
Say it!
Nope!
Message me it!
Also no!
The moment has passed I'm afraid 🤣
Lame 😔🤣"Go ooon, say it! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I've got about 20 pussy shits lined up!
Another euphemism? Haha
Oh god 🤣"Fuxk me this they lychee liqueur is hitting harder then i thought. 🤣 | |||
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"Did I hear someone say shots ???!! Not sure about pussy shits but down for pussy shots! " There a bunch of pussy shots lined up, I can make more so go wild! | |||
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"Did I hear someone say shots ???!! Not sure about pussy shits but down for pussy shots! " That seemed to have caught everyone’s attention | |||
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"Did I hear someone say shots ???!! Not sure about pussy shits but down for pussy shots! " There's a kink for everyone 😬😆 | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go! "I was going to say, who's pussy are we taking a shot out of. 
Now my face is all red. | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I was going to say, who's pussy are we taking a shot out of.
Now my face is all red. "Hahaha bless you Toots | |||
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"We all know what shots lead to… "Debauchery … that’s what! | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I was going to say, who's pussy are we taking a shot out of.
Now my face is all red. "Oh I missed the bit about the set up of said shots … I think you should set up some more Toots! | |||
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"We all know what shots lead to…
Debauchery … that’s what! "Woo go debauchery! Go wild is what I say!
I'll get more shots lined up. | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I was going to say, who's pussy are we taking a shot out of.
Now my face is all red.
Oh I missed the bit about the set up of said shots … I think you should set up some more Toots! "Don't worry I am! | |||
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"We all know what shots lead to…
Debauchery … that’s what! "And if it doesn’t you’re doing them wrong | |||
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"Anyone for shots? I've got a bush lined up let's go.
Is that a euphemism? 😳
Pussy shots! Let's go!
I was going to say, who's pussy are we taking a shot out of.
Now my face is all red. "Line 'em up 😅 | |||
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"If the women all line up along the bar you can grab a shot from each "This is turning out to be a wild Saturday 🤣 | |||
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"This sounds like a glory hole set up is about to happen " . Quite possibly at this rate, ah fuck it why not it's Saturday! | |||
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"This sounds like a glory hole set up is about to happen . Quite possibly at this rate, ah fuck it why not it's Saturday! "Is that what Wild was doing in the gents earlier? 🤔 | |||
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"This sounds like a glory hole set up is about to happen . Quite possibly at this rate, ah fuck it why not it's Saturday! "My usual sentiments 😂 | |||
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"This sounds like a glory hole set up is about to happen . Quite possibly at this rate, ah fuck it why not it's Saturday!
My usual sentiments 😂"Always 🤣 | |||
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"This sounds like a glory hole set up is about to happen . Quite possibly at this rate, ah fuck it why not it's Saturday!
Is that what Wild was doing in the gents earlier? 🤔 "Apparently so!.they'll be gone after Saturday. | |||
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"Can I have a large Hennessy and please. When I am near empty please refill
Of course you can, and welcome to the bar my good man!"To save time. Just leave bottle of Hennessy and cans or bottles of . | |||
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"Can I have a large Hennessy and please. When I am near empty please refill
Of course you can, and welcome to the bar my good man!
To save time. Just leave bottle of Hennessy and cans or bottles of . ".of course my friend anything else just shout. | |||
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"Can I have a lemsip please Toots, don't know if I have a cold or its my hayfever playing up 🤧" .of course you can, and welcome it's nice to have you in tonight.
I hope it disappears for you. | |||
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"Can I have a large Hennessy and please. When I am near empty please refill
Of course you can, and welcome to the bar my good man!
To save time. Just leave bottle of Hennessy and cans or bottles of . .of course my friend anything else just shout. "A taxi to get me home or ensure somewhere comfy to sleep off . 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Can I have a large Hennessy and please. When I am near empty please refill
Of course you can, and welcome to the bar my good man!
To save time. Just leave bottle of Hennessy and cans or bottles of . .of course my friend anything else just shout.
A taxi to get me home or ensure somewhere comfy to sleep off . 🤣🤣🤣"Im glad I sleep here, because I'm fucked 🤣 | |||
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"Strong coffee please " .coffee machine that way, I'm err seeing demons. 
Must be the lychee liqueur. | |||
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"Strong coffee please .coffee machine that way, I'm err seeing demons.
Must be the lychee liqueur. "The coffee is for you in the morning | |||
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"Rum and please." If anyone's wants a drink just hop behind the bar I'm going upstairs to get some bed, have a good night peeps its been fun! | |||
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"Strong coffee please .coffee machine that way, I'm err seeing demons.
Must be the lychee liqueur.
The coffee is for you in the morning "🤣 | |||
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"Rum and please. If anyone's wants a drink just hop behind the bar I'm going upstairs to get some bed, have a good night peeps its been fun! " Night night chap | |||
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"Rum and please. If anyone's wants a drink just hop behind the bar I'm going upstairs to get some bed, have a good night peeps its been fun! Night night chap "See if you read that again it was a blowjob joke. 👀 Okay yeah I'm done sorry 🤣 | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends." Back for another one same again please | |||
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"Double Jameson for me with a tequila on the side I am sitting here so frustrated with my wife right now. She is the very definition of vanilla. I swear she is on the scale of a-sexual since she never seems to desire any intimate contact aside from kissing. I want ass grabbing, tit pulling, cock sucking and pussy deep pounding fucking. I've told her so many times and she feels as though I should settle for less. I don't want to. I want nasty fucking. I want to let me primal nature out and beast fuck and play and use a woman. Get down on your knees while I eat from the back and use you like a cheap flashlight until I make that pussy soak the bedsheets fucking. When I'm done if you want more just use my cock like your favorite dildo and if it gets soft suck that bitch and I'll be back up and ready to be your personal fcuktoy too. I just want to cum hard and as many times as I can. If this is what you're looking for, let be friends. Back for another one same again please " Have a treble Jamesons good man | |||
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