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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪" Hello my friend, ill get that sorted for you, oooh that's a unique lilo you have  | |||
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"Hello and can I please have a Buck’s Fizz as is Eurovisiom night. Thank you." Of course you can my good man, can I get you anything else with that?  | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪 Hello my friend, ill get that sorted for you, oooh that's a unique lilo you have "It's all they had left...please don't judge! 🥪 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪 Hello my friend, ill get that sorted for you, oooh that's a unique lilo you have
It's all they had left...please don't judge! 🥪"This is no judgement zone, bella might have a word to say though. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪" . Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all " Of course my good man, one run and it is!
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"Baileys, no ice tonight thanks Toots, it’s turned chilly" Absolutely coming right up, and welcome back to the best bar on fab.
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all Of course my good man, one run and it is!
How are you?"Hot and bothered.. what’s all this about a lilo and a pool? | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all Of course my good man, one run and it is!
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Hot and bothered.. what’s all this about a lilo and a pool? "The pool is now open again, and wild has a questionable lilo.  | |||
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"Hello and can I please have a Buck’s Fizz as is Eurovisiom night. Thank you. Of course you can my good man, can I get you anything else with that? "That will do for now and thank you. Might have a Warerloo Sunset afterwards. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all " I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪" You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all Of course my good man, one run and it is!
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Hot and bothered.. what’s all this about a lilo and a pool?
The pool is now open again, and wild has a questionable lilo.
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"Hello and can I please have a Buck’s Fizz as is Eurovisiom night. Thank you. Of course you can my good man, can I get you anything else with that?
That will do for now and thank you. Might have a Warerloo Sunset afterwards. "Waterloo sunset 🤔 is that a bit like a Portuguese Breakfast...or am I on the wrong track here? 🥪 | |||
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"Hello and can I please have a Buck’s Fizz as is Eurovisiom night. Thank you. Of course you can my good man, can I get you anything else with that?
That will do for now and thank you. Might have a Warerloo Sunset afterwards. "Your very welcome, it's good to have you in tonight, enjoy the eurovison. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha " Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪" My guy, I have cameras, you think I didn't know. 🤔 You ain't sleeping here rent free.. take that as you will. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪" Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on " Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers. "And yet you still have no clue what happened between the tiger and I 🤣 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
And yet you still have no clue what happened between the tiger and I 🤣"Tat was my house, I was wasted 🤣 This is the bar I am sober. 
For now. It's Saturday 🤣 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
And yet you still have no clue what happened between the tiger and I 🤣
Tat was my house, I was wasted 🤣
This is the bar I am sober.
For now. It's Saturday 🤣 "Wasn’t it the house party after the bar? | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
And yet you still have no clue what happened between the tiger and I 🤣
Tat was my house, I was wasted 🤣
This is the bar I am sober.
For now. It's Saturday 🤣
Wasn’t it the house party after the bar? "It was my home alone party if you recall, bella bought a tiger! | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
And yet you still have no clue what happened between the tiger and I 🤣
Tat was my house, I was wasted 🤣
This is the bar I am sober.
For now. It's Saturday 🤣
Wasn’t it the house party after the bar?
It was my home alone party if you recall, bella bought a tiger!"Sounds legit.. that’s the sort of random thing she would do! More rum now please | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers. "He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪 | |||
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"Good evening! I'll have my usual, please. You know it by now "Oh i do indeed. 😉 Coming right up one blowjob shot. 
And welcome to the bar tonight, glad you could make it. 😉 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
And yet you still have no clue what happened between the tiger and I 🤣
Tat was my house, I was wasted 🤣
This is the bar I am sober.
For now. It's Saturday 🤣
Wasn’t it the house party after the bar?
It was my home alone party if you recall, bella bought a tiger!
Sounds legit.. that’s the sort of random thing she would do! More rum now please "Of course coming right up! | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪"Holy shit.  | |||
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"Rum and a paper straw please? " Of course my good man, and welcome to the bar, glad you make it! How has your day been. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪"True! Wild was showing me how you worked up to a full sized leg of cured ham but I had to take little steps | |||
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"Good evening! I'll have my usual, please. You know it by now
Oh i do indeed. 😉
Coming right up one blowjob shot.
And welcome to the bar tonight, glad you could make it. 😉"Ooft, starting with shots... Naughty! I'll have a slippery nipple to go with that, why not.  | |||
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"Good evening! I'll have my usual, please. You know it by now
Oh i do indeed. 😉
Coming right up one blowjob shot.
And welcome to the bar tonight, glad you could make it. 😉
Ooft, starting with shots... Naughty!
I'll have a slippery nipple to go with that, why not. "Of course coming right up.
One slippery nipple. | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪
True! Wild was showing me how you worked up to a full sized leg of cured ham but I had to take little steps "Yes but we got that leg of ham up you by the end of the night didn't we 😁😁 so proud of you! You took it like a champ! 🥪 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪
True! Wild was showing me how you worked up to a full sized leg of cured ham but I had to take little steps
Yes but we got that leg of ham up you by the end of the night didn't we 😁😁 so proud of you! You took it like a champ! 🥪"What can I say, you’re a great tutor on how to take it | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪
True! Wild was showing me how you worked up to a full sized leg of cured ham but I had to take little steps
Yes but we got that leg of ham up you by the end of the night didn't we 😁😁 so proud of you! You took it like a champ! 🥪
What can I say, you’re a great tutor on how to take it "I've seen the women of fab with their tentacles....same premise I assume 🤷🏻♂️🥪 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪
True! Wild was showing me how you worked up to a full sized leg of cured ham but I had to take little steps
Yes but we got that leg of ham up you by the end of the night didn't we 😁😁 so proud of you! You took it like a champ! 🥪
What can I say, you’re a great tutor on how to take it
I've seen the women of fab with their tentacles....same premise I assume 🤷🏻♂️🥪"🤣 | |||
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"Rum and coca cola, please Toots! If anyone wants me I'll be on my lilo in the pool! 🥪. Now I turn up early for a change and you’re already here? Sod it, I’ll take a rum and and all I slept here mate! 😂😂 🥪 You’ve slept? Nice to see how the other half live haha Had a few hours sleep behind the pool bar, don't tell Toots! 🥪 Ah he often passes out oblivious to the complete and absolute debauchery that goes on Try me, I saw you steal the racking of bacon razzlers.
He was betting us he could put 50 up his arse! He only bloody well did it! Legend 🥪
True! Wild was showing me how you worked up to a full sized leg of cured ham but I had to take little steps
Yes but we got that leg of ham up you by the end of the night didn't we 😁😁 so proud of you! You took it like a champ! 🥪
What can I say, you’re a great tutor on how to take it
I've seen the women of fab with their tentacles....same premise I assume 🤷🏻♂️🥪 🤣 "You have some strange kinks! I’m just here for a drink 🤣 | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪" Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do! | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪 Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do! "But I've just seen Dissolved coming out of trap two and you know what he's been up to ..🤢 FML 🥪 | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪 Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do!
But I've just seen Dissolved coming out of trap two and you know what he's been up to ..🤢 FML 🥪"Aye! Pissing you numpty | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪 Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do!
But I've just seen Dissolved coming out of trap two and you know what he's been up to ..🤢 FML 🥪"Guess you'll have to find a another place to sleep. S🤷♂️ | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪 Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do!
But I've just seen Dissolved coming out of trap two and you know what he's been up to ..🤢 FML 🥪
Guess you'll have to find an another place to sleep. S🤷♂️"You make him sleep next to the urinals? Mean | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪 Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do!
But I've just seen Dissolved coming out of trap two and you know what he's been up to ..🤢 FML 🥪
Guess you'll have to find an another place to sleep. S🤷♂️
You make him sleep next to the urinals? Mean "Smartass you wanna help him? He sleeps near the pool table, I'll get him a room if he does it. | |||
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"Bottle of gin. " One bottle of gin coming right up!! And welcome glad you could make it this evening! | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃" A girl after my own heart! | |||
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"2 pints of pint grico please and before you all judge we are being forced to watch eurovision by the bin lids 🤣🤣" The what 🤣 And coming rigjt up,glad you could make it, I hope you have a lovely evening watching the eurovision | |||
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"Speaking of which...another rum please Toots! I'd you're not busy eating or unblocking the bogs again 🥪 Bogs are your job, your living here rent free remember. Rum I can do!
But I've just seen Dissolved coming out of trap two and you know what he's been up to ..🤢 FML 🥪
Guess you'll have to find an another place to sleep. S🤷♂️
You make him sleep next to the urinals? Mean
Smartass you wanna help him?
He sleeps near the pool table, I'll get him a room if he does it."Nah he’s mean to me 🤣 | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃" Evening to you too, coming right up and thanks for coming today it should hopefully pick up soon. | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃 Evening to you too, coming right up and thanks for coming today it should hopefully pick up soon." Cheers, I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet whilst I can 😄 | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃 Evening to you too, coming right up and thanks for coming today it should hopefully pick up soon. Cheers, I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet whilst I can 😄" I do have a quite corner, so use it as much as you like.
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"Gin and lemonade please 😊" Of course coming right up, glad you could make it today! | |||
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"Seems I’m moving onto my usual then.. gin please Toots " Of course coming right up. | |||
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"Seems I’m moving onto my usual then.. gin please Toots Of course coming right up. "Cheers chap! Seems to be the drink of choice currently | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃 Evening to you too, coming right up and thanks for coming today it should hopefully pick up soon. Cheers, I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet whilst I can 😄 I do have a quite corner, so use it as much as you like.
"We all know what happens in those quiet corners. I best stay at the bar for now 🤣 | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃 Evening to you too, coming right up and thanks for coming today it should hopefully pick up soon. Cheers, I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet whilst I can 😄 I do have a quite corner, so use it as much as you like.
We all know what happens in those quiet corners. I best stay at the bar for now 🤣"Ahh that's fair, wild is here so you are right being careful 🤣 | |||
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"Evening. A large G&T for me please 😃 Evening to you too, coming right up and thanks for coming today it should hopefully pick up soon. Cheers, I’ll enjoy the peace and quiet whilst I can 😄 I do have a quite corner, so use it as much as you like.
We all know what happens in those quiet corners. I best stay at the bar for now 🤣
Ahh that's fair, wild is here so you are right being careful 🤣 "Stick at the bar next to me! It’s safer, and there’s gin 🤣 | |||
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"I've unblocked the lavs, rum please Toots back to the pool for me 🥪" Three more drinks and I’ll play you at pool | |||
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"I had a really delicious passion fruit mojito recently, can I get one of those please kind sir?" .of course you can, I may have to join you with that, it sounds delicious. 🤤 Anyway one mojito coming up! And welcome! | |||
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"I've unblocked the lavs, rum please Toots back to the pool for me 🥪" Thanks, rooms upstairs on the left. | |||
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"I've unblocked the lavs, rum please Toots back to the pool for me 🥪 Thanks, rooms upstairs on the left. "Spank you very much, I'll leave the door unlocked ..just in case...No Dissolved! That's not an invitation 😂🥪 | |||
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Spank you very much, I'll leave the door unlocked ..just in case...No Dissolved! That's not an invitation 😂🥪"Damn! I was going to lock you in! You read my mind 🤣 | |||
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"I had a really delicious passion fruit mojito recently, can I get one of those please kind sir?.of course you can, I may have to join you with that, it sounds delicious. 🤤 Anyway one mojito coming up! And welcome!" They're fab 👌 Highly recommend 🍹 | |||
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"I had a really delicious passion fruit mojito recently, can I get one of those please kind sir?.of course you can, I may have to join you with that, it sounds delicious. 🤤 Anyway one mojito coming up! And welcome! They're fab 👌 Highly recommend 🍹" mill take your word for it!!
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"I've unblocked the lavs, rum please Toots back to the pool for me 🥪 Are they like Wetherspoons ones? Upstaging the next county but one?" No there usally very well kept, but someone to ruin it  | |||
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"I've unblocked the lavs, rum please Toots back to the pool for me 🥪 Are they like Wetherspoons ones? Upstaging the next county but one?" These are the finest lavs in all of Fab Bar history! Toots really went all out, there's glory holes and everything! 🥪 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum " .of course coming right up! Sorry had some stuff to take care of . | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum " 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 | |||
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"I’ve had a busy day and would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade (I’m not grown up enough to enjoy tonic 🙈😂) Donna x" .of course coming right up!! Glad you make it, it's getting busy so please take a seat.
I'm drinking soda water, what the hell does that make me. | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪" Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man " You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 | |||
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"I’ve had a busy day and would absolutely love a large gin and lemonade (I’m not grown up enough to enjoy tonic 🙈😂) Donna x.of course coming right up!! Glad you make it, it's getting busy so please take a seat.
I'm drinking soda water, what the hell does that make me. "A bloody good bar man 🙂 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄" Absolutely coming right up, had to nip out apologises | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x" Ahh welcome back! A delicious frozen strawberry dacquiri, glad to have you this evening. | |||
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I'm drinking soda water, what the hell does that make me.
A bloody good bar man 🙂"Why thank you, your too kind. 😁 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Ahh welcome back! A delicious frozen strawberry dacquiri, glad to have you this evening. "Always a pleasure 😘 x | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Ahh welcome back! A delicious frozen strawberry dacquiri, glad to have you this evening.
Always a pleasure 😘 x"Indeed it is. 😘 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x" Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪" Flirting* | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* " Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪" There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 " I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha | |||
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"Can I have a Paloma and money for nothing upon the jukebox please " Of course you can, coming right up! And welcome to the bar! | |||
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"I'm back! Give whatever you like"How about a slippery nipple with a blowjob shot. 😉 | |||
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"I'm back! Give whatever you like
How about a slippery nipple with a blowjob shot. 😉"Again!? Are you trying to get me tipsy, Toots? Fuck it. I'll have a Screaming Orgasm too  | |||
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"I'm back! Give whatever you like
How about a slippery nipple with a blowjob shot. 😉
Again!? Are you trying to get me tipsy, Toots? Fuck it. I'll have a Screaming Orgasm too "Well you can pace yourself if you like. | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha " He is isnt he 🤣 | |||
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"I'm back! Give whatever you like
How about a slippery nipple with a blowjob shot. 😉
Again!? Are you trying to get me tipsy, Toots? Fuck it. I'll have a Screaming Orgasm too
Well you can pace yourself if you like. "I like to live on the edge... 👀 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha He is isnt he 🤣 " Oh shit i thought it was wild who put flirting but it was you damn thought i had him there 😭 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha He is isnt he 🤣 " You’re such a flirt 🤣 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘" Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha He is isnt he 🤣 You’re such a flirt 🤣" I havnt even done anything yet 🤣 stop picking on me you! Im a vulnerable lady alone in a bar 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣" I know hes gunna love this 😡 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha He is isnt he 🤣 " 🤔🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ I'm too witty for this thread 🤣🥪 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡" Now I need the juicy details 😈 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha He is isnt he 🤣 🤔🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ I'm too witty for this thread 🤣🥪" Totally read that as Right Said Fred 🤣 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡 Now I need the juicy details 😈 " I meant that id got it wrong 🤣 theres no juice ya perve 👅😘 | |||
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"Another gin please! And get Wild a rum 🙌🙌🙌 Thank you Sir, you're a Gent 🥪 Fuck off! No im not haha! You’re welcome man You’re not….you didn’t spot that my glass was empty 🙄 I’ll have another please Toots 😄 It's because you're sat in the quiet corner! 😂🥪 There at the bar actually, time to get the glasses wild. 👊 I think he’s ‘Thirsting’ haha He is isnt he 🤣 🤔🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ I'm too witty for this thread 🤣🥪" 🤔🤔🤔 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡 Now I need the juicy details 😈 I meant that id got it wrong 🤣 theres no juice ya perve 👅😘" You’re a terrible liar 🧐 | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡 Now I need the juicy details 😈 I meant that id got it wrong 🤣 theres no juice ya perve 👅😘 You’re a terrible liar 🧐" Im an 😇 | |||
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"I'll be boring & have a pint of San Miguel please good sir 🍻" No boring here my friend, coming right up! And welcome my friend! | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡 Now I need the juicy details 😈 I meant that id got it wrong 🤣 theres no juice ya perve 👅😘 You’re a terrible liar 🧐 Im an 😇" Bollocks | |||
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"Good evening Toots 😘 I'll take a double southern comfort, lime and lemonade, please ta "Service at the bar! | |||
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"Good evening Toots 😘 I'll take a double southern comfort, lime and lemonade, please ta "Did you bring the tiger? Asking for a "friend" 🥪 | |||
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"Good evening Toots 😘 I'll take a double southern comfort, lime and lemonade, please ta "Hey you! One comfort coming right up right away, how are you? | |||
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"Good evening Toots 😘 I'll take a double southern comfort, lime and lemonade, please ta
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡 Now I need the juicy details 😈 I meant that id got it wrong 🤣 theres no juice ya perve 👅😘 You’re a terrible liar 🧐 Im an 😇 Bollocks " She's harmless. | |||
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"My usual please barman. Im thirsty x Did you mean Thirsting? 🥪 Flirting* Hahahaha you will never understand how happy i am that you got it wrong the first time 👅😘 Whoooooops 🤣🤣🤣 I know hes gunna love this 😡 Now I need the juicy details 😈 I meant that id got it wrong 🤣 theres no juice ya perve 👅😘 You’re a terrible liar 🧐 Im an 😇 Bollocks She's harmless. "I know | |||
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"Good evening Toots 😘 I'll take a double southern comfort, lime and lemonade, please ta
Hey you!
One comfort coming right up right away, how are you? "I'll be better after a drink Good sir | |||
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Did you bring the tiger? Asking for a "friend" 🥪
I lost the tiger on a bet a long time ago, sorry to disappoint
Gonna have to get another animal I'm home alone in 23 days. "I've been bidding on an aardvark actually | |||
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Hey you!
One comfort coming right up right away, how are you?
I'll be better after a drink Good sir "That's good to hear and it's good to have you in tonight.
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Did you bring the tiger? Asking for a "friend" 🥪
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔" Yes Absolutely 1000% | |||
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She’s all yours, she didn’t call me back
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Yeah.. erm! Er… the ‘tiger’ 🤣
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔" I mean either or, it's Saturday after all.
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She’s all yours, she didn’t call me back
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Yeah.. erm! Er… the ‘tiger’ 🤣
Dissolved, are you talking in riddles again?
Trying to be polite and suggest I was talking about the tiger and not you Bella haha 🖤"You polite? 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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Did you bring the tiger? Asking for a "friend" 🥪
She’s all yours, she didn’t call me back
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Yeah.. erm! Er… the ‘tiger’ 🤣
Dissolved, are you talking in riddles again?
Trying to be polite and suggest I was talking about the tiger and not you Bella haha 🖤
You polite? 🤣🤣🤣"Bluff called | |||
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One of these please, but hold the lime "Of course my good man, and thanks for popping in, it's busy tonight! | |||
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"I might have to do another thread tonight, thank you for coming in tonight. Love you all. 😘" To be fair....it was this or Eurovision 😂😂😂🥪 | |||
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One of these please, but hold the lime
Of course my good man, and thanks for popping in, it's busy tonight!"If you need help behind the bar serving the 50+ yummies, I know a guy | |||
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"Good evening Toots 😘 I'll take a double southern comfort, lime and lemonade, please ta
One of these please, but hold the lime
Of course my good man, and thanks for popping in, it's busy tonight!
If you need help behind the bar serving the 50+ yummies, I know a guy "Of course, could always use a hand! | |||
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"Could i please have another barman whilst im fixing my halo 😇 " As in another drink. Not another barman 🤣🤷♀️ i like the one we have | |||
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"Could i please have another barman whilst im fixing my halo 😇 Saves me buying you a cocktail " Pffftttt | |||
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"Could i please have another barman whilst im fixing my halo 😇 " Of course you can, one more dacquiri.
Bloody good day today! | |||
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"Could i please have another barman whilst im fixing my halo 😇 As in another drink. Not another barman 🤣🤷♀️ i like the one we have " I got it don't worry, I'm going no where. | |||
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"Could i please have another barman whilst im fixing my halo 😇 As in another drink. Not another barman 🤣🤷♀️ i like the one we have " Oh how a tactically placed comma can totally change the context | |||
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔" 👀👀 I may stay for another 🍸 | |||
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"Could i please have another barman whilst im fixing my halo 😇 As in another drink. Not another barman 🤣🤷♀️ i like the one we have Oh how a tactically placed comma can totally change the context " I know i dunno whats wrong with me tonight my form is dropping drastically | |||
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔 👀👀 I may stay for another 🍸 " So the glass is half full now, not half empty? 🤣 | |||
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔 👀👀 I may stay for another 🍸 " What drink would you like? | |||
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔 👀👀 I may stay for another 🍸 What drink would you like? "I owe her a gin, I’ll get it | |||
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"I'll be boring & have a pint of San Miguel please good sir 🍻 No boring here my friend, coming right up! And welcome my friend!" Thank you 
I'll have another as that one went down so well 🍻 | |||
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔 👀👀 I may stay for another 🍸 What drink would you like?
I owe her a gin, I’ll get it "Cheers 😝 | |||
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"Happy to help out the OP and bring drinks over. Question is though, do I have to be naked?? 🤔🤔 👀👀 I may stay for another 🍸 What drink would you like?
I owe her a gin, I’ll get it
Cheers 😝"My pleasure | |||
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