FabSwingers.com forum: Things not to do

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

During sex?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
13 weeks ago

Chichester

Die

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By *uterspace1978Man
13 weeks ago

Bexley

Start speaking in tongues

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By *edfordjohnMan
13 weeks ago

bedfordshire

"During sex? "

Eat a bag of prawn cocktail crisps

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

Write a shopping list.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
13 weeks ago

Reading

Start quoting the Bible.

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Yawn

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

"Write a shopping list."

Do your shopping

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
13 weeks ago

La La Land

Say someone else's name

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By *viatrixWoman
13 weeks ago

Redhill

Cum in 3 strokes

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

Phone your ex and beg for reconciliation

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By *edfordjohnMan
13 weeks ago

bedfordshire

"Cum in 3 strokes

Dam that’s what I’m doing wrong 🤣🤣

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
13 weeks ago

La La Land

Pot the brown, when you were only supposed to pot the pink 😬

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By *andy PatinkinMan
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Wank with your car keys in your pocket , especially if you have a central locking button on them.

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

Give blood or have extensive surgery

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By *aizyWoman
13 weeks ago

west midlands

Read a book, all that rocking and bouncing you wouldn't be able to keep track of the words.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"During sex? "

Moan another’s name:

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Burp 🤢🤮

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By *ir tootMan
13 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Perform an exorcism.

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By *he MinionMan
13 weeks ago

Fall asleep

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By *he MinionMan
13 weeks ago

Cry

🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman
13 weeks ago

Stockton

Write out your shopping list

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By *exySunshine83Woman
13 weeks ago

Livingston

"During sex?

Eat a bag of prawn cocktail crisps"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *orbidden eastMan
13 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

Choose the wrong hole 🤠

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

Cook kippers and tripe

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By *inxy777Woman
13 weeks ago

essex

Count to 10!

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Scroll through fab looking for your next meet

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By *exxyyDy11Man
13 weeks ago

North West

"Scroll through fab looking for your next meet "

I wasn't on fab. I was scrolling on YouTube

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
13 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Scroll through fab looking for your next meet

I wasn't on fab. I was scrolling on YouTube "

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By *allipygousMan
13 weeks ago

Leicester

Fart whilst being rimmed

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By *YDB75Man
13 weeks ago

Beverley

Call out your wife’s sisters name

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By *imboInLimboWoman
13 weeks ago

Baldock

Fart. Had an ex actually do this once

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By *ensualDivaWoman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Some sensual out West

Throw up 🤮

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By *avexxMan
13 weeks ago

cheshire

"Fart. Had an ex actually do this once "

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

Order a taxi 🚕

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By *ou345Woman
13 weeks ago

somewhere out there

Call the doctors (I accidentally did this once 🤦🏻‍♀️).

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By *ad NannaWoman
13 weeks ago

East London

Pick dandruff out of their hair.

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By *moothdickMan
13 weeks ago

stoke

Follow through

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By *izandpaulCouple
13 weeks ago

merseyside

Burst into uncontrollable laughter.

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By *ucka39Man
13 weeks ago

Newcastle

Shout out the names of an ex

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By *imboInLimboWoman
13 weeks ago

Baldock

"Fart. Had an ex actually do this once

His name was Dave……was it you?!? 😂😂

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By *NormalMan01Man
13 weeks ago

Harrogate

Start Strava.

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By *2teleMan
13 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Play rodeo, say her sister's name and see how long you can stay on for

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By *ophieslut OP TV/TS
13 weeks ago

Central

"Fart whilst being rimmed"

Fart and follow through, whatever they're doing

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By *parkle1974Woman
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Call them by someone else's name

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By *ife NinjaMan
13 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Get your pubes in their teeth 😬

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By *ray_BTWMan
13 weeks ago

Worcester

Cum too quick.

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