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By (user no longer on site) OP
8 weeks ago

You choose your response..

Tell us your best

"I'd much rather ...."in response to someone who suggests an unwanted activity.

eg I'd much rather boil my balls in vinegar.

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip

I'd much rather suck my granny's shit through a sock.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

East Sussex

He tied to the side of a hog and rolled in the mud.

Tied to an anthill with my ears smeared with jam.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

Stick my whole hand up my vagina, pull out my uterus and wrap it round my neck like a scarf

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

I’d rather suck the cheese of a smackheads cock.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
8 weeks ago

Cardiff

Run naked thru a field of stingy nettles whilst pouring vinegar over my head.

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

I'd rather Go directly to jail, not pass GO and not collect £200.😡

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By *r Man45Man
8 weeks ago

North West

Id rather lick gandhis flip flop

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By *ea monkeyMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’d much rather listen to Ed Sheeran’s new song on repeat

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd rather walk through a fart with my mouth open....

I'd rather be an honest arsehole than a well liked liar.

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Stick my whole hand up my vagina, pull out my uterus and wrap it round my neck like a scarf "

New kink unlocked 😉🥪

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Shit in my hands and clap 🥪

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

"Stick my whole hand up my vagina, pull out my uterus and wrap it round my neck like a scarf

New kink unlocked 😉🥪"

Much better than a pearl necklace eh 😜🍭

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By *ildTimes.Man
8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Stick my whole hand up my vagina, pull out my uterus and wrap it round my neck like a scarf

New kink unlocked 😉🥪

Much better than a pearl necklace eh 😜🍭"

Stop corrupting me! 🥪

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands

I'd much rather sandpaper my nipples.

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By *alemcdMan
8 weeks ago

Guide my dad into my mum

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