FabSwingers.com forum: If I was the last man in the world…..

By *iddlesticks OP Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would wanking be a bit rude?

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

I don't think you'd need to

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
12 weeks ago

Nottingham

The supply and demand for men would be precarious. Do as you wish, wank responsibly I say!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?

Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank.

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By *aizyWoman
12 weeks ago

west midlands

"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?

Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank. "

All of the women might have decided they are all gay now 🤔

(No offence Fiddles! 😆)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?

Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank. "

Just because I can

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?

Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank.

All of the women might have decided they are all gay now 🤔

(No offence Fiddles! 😆)"

I didn’t think of that. Good spot there, Daizy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?

Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank.

All of the women might have decided they are all gay now 🤔

(No offence Fiddles! 😆)"

Ooh unintended consequences.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Here’s a song called

If you were the only girl in the world,

And I was the only boy,

I really really hope you’re not my sister.

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By *ouple2playCouple
12 weeks ago

Solihull

If it was in the library then definitely

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

A little self pleasure is therapeutic.

There are absolutely times when what I want is to focus on my own joy and not worry about someone else.

You have that wank. Someone will be offended I'm sure, but you can just knock them down the waiting list for the world's only penis if they're rude about it 💜

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By *ndymac888Man
12 weeks ago

Dumbarton

Sometimes you just got to play 😉

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A little self pleasure is therapeutic.

There are absolutely times when what I want is to focus on my own joy and not worry about someone else.

You have that wank. Someone will be offended I'm sure, but you can just knock them down the waiting list for the world's only penis if they're rude about it 💜"

You should definitely publish a self help book.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"You should definitely publish a self help book. "

Prey's Guide to Being a Selfish Cunt (or How Self Care Isn't Actually Anyone Else's Business) 💜

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By *icecouple561Couple
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12 weeks ago

East Sussex

It would if you're driving the bus

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By *NormalMan01Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Would wanking be a bit rude?"

Depends who’s around, tbh. Dunno how much I’d want to in an apocalypse scenario, tbh.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd still have ya...

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
12 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Depends OP, you haven't stipulated whether there are actually any other people of any gender at all remaining in the world...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Depends OP, you haven't stipulated whether there are actually any other people of any gender at all remaining in the world..."

Fair point.

What if the reason there are no other men left is because the vaginas and assholes all grew teeth and a craving for devouring flesh, and only the OP has held out this long.

Wanking is absolutely the right choice then 💜

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
12 weeks ago

Leeds

You’re the last man on earth. Fuck it! Shag a tree.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
12 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Depends OP, you haven't stipulated whether there are actually any other people of any gender at all remaining in the world...

Fair point.

What if the reason there are no other men left is because the vaginas and assholes all grew teeth and a craving for devouring flesh, and only the OP has held out this long.

Wanking is absolutely the right choice then 💜"

You mean vaginas don’t have teeth?

Who knew?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

"You’re the last man on earth. Fuck it! Shag a tree. "

Got wood for wood.

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By *es not the MessiahMan
12 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I still wouldn't get picked

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By *im le2Man
12 weeks ago

AYLESTONE

"Would wanking be a bit rude?"

Well I'm gay so if I was the last man wanking is all I'd want.

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