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"Make sure you never get naked for sex. " Thanks ![]() | |||
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"Leave evidence. Really enhance that risk of getting caught kink 💜" Leave evidence ![]() | |||
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"NEVER shit were you eat.. in otherwords make sure they are not a neighbour.. far away as you canget.. as sods law a neighbour sees you going in..." She said I could dresse like a delivery or repair guy. 🤷♂️ | |||
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"NEVER shit were you eat.. in otherwords make sure they are not a neighbour.. far away as you canget.. as sods law a neighbour sees you going in... She said I could dresse like a delivery or repair guy. 🤷♂️ " You could reenact a porno | |||
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"NEVER shit were you eat.. in otherwords make sure they are not a neighbour.. far away as you canget.. as sods law a neighbour sees you going in... She said I could dresse like a delivery or repair guy. 🤷♂️ You could reenact a porno " Ok, so we know what you have been watching, but what advice would you give the OP?!? ![]() | |||
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"NEVER shit were you eat.. in otherwords make sure they are not a neighbour.. far away as you canget.. as sods law a neighbour sees you going in... She said I could dresse like a delivery or repair guy. 🤷♂️ You could reenact a porno Ok, so we know what you have been watching, but what advice would you give the OP?!? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"NEVER shit were you eat.. in otherwords make sure they are not a neighbour.. far away as you canget.. as sods law a neighbour sees you going in... She said I could dresse like a delivery or repair guy. 🤷♂️ You could reenact a porno Ok, so we know what you have been watching, but what advice would you give the OP?!? ![]() ![]() Except when you are sitting in the kitchen fully clothed at the time and he comes home unexpectedly at lunchtime in the hope of christening the new mattress that arrived the day before…… Oops too late…. 🤣 Awkward moment to explain my presence…. | |||
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"Hiding spot planned... Not the partner, but her teenage child and group of friends arrived home much earlier than planned. I had to VERY quickly help her out of restraints and spreader bar, then hide in wardrobe bollock naked while she threw a dressing gown on and thrust them some cash to go to McDonalds a bit quick!" Thread winner! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hiding spot planned... Not the partner, but her teenage child and group of friends arrived home much earlier than planned. I had to VERY quickly help her out of restraints and spreader bar, then hide in wardrobe bollock naked while she threw a dressing gown on and thrust them some cash to go to McDonalds a bit quick! Thread winner! ![]() ![]() I definitely didn't feel like a winner at the time! Terrified I was going be exposed to a group of teenage girls, while mum died of embarrassment in the background lol | |||
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"Whenever I visit for some hanky panky I wear my hi vis vest, it is a great cover for fun and games if the neighbours are nosey!" That's the plan. Got one hi vis ![]() | |||
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"I wouldn't shag someone stupid enough to fuck in his own house. I don't fancy having my hair ripped out when his wife comes home early ![]() Is a certain risk kink with that don’t you think 😂 | |||
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"I wouldn't shag someone stupid enough to fuck in his own house. I don't fancy having my hair ripped out when his wife comes home early ![]() Sure... But it's not my kink 😅 | |||
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"Hiding spot planned... Not the partner, but her teenage child and group of friends arrived home much earlier than planned. I had to VERY quickly help her out of restraints and spreader bar, then hide in wardrobe bollock naked while she threw a dressing gown on and thrust them some cash to go to McDonalds a bit quick! Thread winner! ![]() ![]() Not quite the same but her daughter turned up, could obviously hear us upstairs, so left. My friend later got a text saying "Busted!" ![]() | |||
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"Turn off the ring doorbell and CCTV lol" Isn't that a bit of a giveaway though? | |||
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