FabSwingers.com forum: Questions

By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

2. What tipple do you like most?

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

6. Length or girth?

7. How many views have you had?

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

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By *aomilatteCouple
8 weeks ago

Midlands

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Cheese

2. What tipple do you like most? Champagne

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Corfu

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner?

Black

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Abba

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? One

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Hi-de-Hi theme tune

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Some

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Cheese

2. What tipple do you like most? Champagne

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Corfu

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner?

Black

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Abba

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? One

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Hi-de-Hi theme tune

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Some

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

That's the way to do it. Thank you.

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By *opedomMan
8 weeks ago

Hayle

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Lemon drizzle

2. What tipple do you like most? Rum

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Staycation with daughter

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? Dark green

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Couldn't care less

6. Length or girth? Told I'm girthy

7. How many views have you had? 3, all men 🤣🤣

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Freebird

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes, I am bearded

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By *as7643Man
8 weeks ago

staffs

1. What is your favourite cake? Lemon drizzle

2. What tipple do you like most? Vodka

3. Where are you off on holiday next? 🇮🇹

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? White

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Uk

6. Length or girth? Both

7. How many views have you had? 2

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Oasis album

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread yes 👍

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
8 weeks ago

West Suffolk

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Victoria sponge

2. What tipple do you like most? I don’t

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Nothing planned

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? Black

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? I hate it

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? 200+

8. What is your most listened to song currently? The radio lol

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Some

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

Mrs

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By *ceKweenWoman
8 weeks ago

Bolton

1. What is your favourite cake?

Black Forest Gateaux

2. What tipple do you like most?

Bailey’s with ice

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

Calpe, Spain

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner?

None

5. Who do you want to win the Eurovision song contest?

Whoever performs the best for a change

6. Length or girth?

Girth

7. How many views have you had?

Didn’t look before I started this

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

Follow Me / Muse

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Love em

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

Yes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

1. What is your favourite cake?

Victoria Sponge

2. What tipple do you like most?

Pornstar Martini

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

No idea

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

Grey silk boxers

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

No idea

6. Length or girth?

A decent bloke would be a start, but I don't care on size.

7. How many views have you had?

Not a clue

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

Dirt Road - Kip moor

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Yes ones that look good, not ones that don't 😂

Mrs

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By *hortyscotWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Cheesecake

2. What tipple do you like most?

Champagne

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

Glasgow

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

Any!

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

Anyone but Israel?

6. Length or girth?

Girth

7. How many views have you had?

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

No leaf clover by Metallica

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Yes please

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

Of course

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By *atch0101Man
8 weeks ago

Here

1. What is your favourite cake?

Fruit Cake

2. What tipple do you like most?

Malt Whisky

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

None

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

No preference.

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

No idea

6. Length or girth?

I'd say girth?

7. How many views have you had?

I've no pic. So nobody would. Bar other blokes.

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

Instrumental versions of Ultravox tracks.

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

I have tats.

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

Yes. Keeps me involved in some way

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really. "

Ok MB

" 1. What is your favourite cake? "

Right now I really fancy a nice custard donut does that count?

" 2. What tipple do you like most? "

Single malt

" 3. Where are you off on holiday next? "

None planned until himself has his big op

" 4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? "
black, white, grey, none

" 5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? "
🤷🏻‍♀️

" 6. Length or girth? "
a bit of both please

" 7. How many views have you had? "
ffs now I need to open a new tab to look.

428

" 8. What is your most listened to song currently? "
off I go again to see, mine is always just on shuffle. According to the player for last month it’s Hold them down, Epic

" 9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? "
yes

" 10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? "
not if I have to keep moving tabs

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By *orphia2003Woman
8 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

1. What is your favourite cake? Blackberry and lemon drizzle cake at present.

2. What tipple do you like most? Hoppy IPA

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Next proper holiday is Egypt in October.

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner? Black or blue.

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Don't care

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? 89 today

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Ghost:Satanised

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes on some people

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yeah

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By *tsJustKateWoman
8 weeks ago

London

1. What is your favourite cake? Carrot Cake

2. What tipple do you like most? Bacardi & Coke

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Haven't planned one

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? Not bothered

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Don't care, it's rubbish.

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? No idea

8. What is your most listened to song currently? ???

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Just tattoos

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
8 weeks ago

Up North

1. What is your favourite cake? - carrot

2. What tipple do you like most? - a hazy pale

3. Where are you off on holiday next? - Sicily

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner? - white

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? - Ireland (don’t really care)

6. Length or girth? - girth

7. How many views have you had? - 400 +

8. What is your most listened to song currently?- according to Spotify it’s Kodachrome - Paul Simon

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes and yes!

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? - depends on the questions

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By *aturebi-ker62Man
8 weeks ago

here and there

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Banoffe pie

2. What tipple do you like most? Rum

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Egypt

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? None

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Not interested

6. Length or girth? Bit of both

7. How many views have you had? Unsure to be honest

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Anything from queen

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Both

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Sure

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By *layfullsamMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

1. What is your favourite cake? JAFFA

2. What tipple do you like most? LAGER

3. Where are you off on holiday next? AUSTRALIA

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? WHATEVER MAKES HER FEEL GOOD

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? UKRAINE if they’re in it

6. Length or girth? I’ve got what I was given

7. How many views have you had? 4

8. What is your most listened to song currently? My genre

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? beards on a woman look slightly off

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? No

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By *midnight-Woman
8 weeks ago

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1. favourite cake? Chocolate

2. tipple: IPA

3. holiday: possible Cotswolds 😳

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner? All the men in my life wear black. I like my ladies in green

5. eurovision song contest? 😳😳 I don't know any of the songs

6. Length or girth? Ohhhh they are both nice... possiblity length - I like to feel it through my tummy 😈😈

7. How many views? Not many

8. most listened to song currently? Ummm I don't think I have one

9. beards and/or tattoos? Prefer tattoo

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Next thread 😳😳

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By *olvoGentMan
8 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Bakewell Tart

2. What tipple do you like most? Ale

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Thailand

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? White

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Never watch it.

6. Length or girth? Girth.

7. How many views have you had? 32 so far today

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Souvenir - OMD

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Beards: yes (not on women though) Tattoos: No

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

Asda, I've discovered do a really nice vegan chocolate cake.

2. What tipple do you like most? Don't drink really, but I did try ' muscat' wine a few months ago with a dessert, was nice.

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Probably the Azores.

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner?

Don't mind

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

Don't mind

6. Length or girth?

Probably girth.

7. How many views have you had?

About 10 today

8. What is your most listened to song currently? I was listening to some bach cello suites recently, probably that.

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Beards yes, tattoos are pretty good too I guess.

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

Yeah

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
8 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

1. What is your favourite cake? - Today I fancy a lemon drizzle.

2. What tipple do you like most? - Today is just cold lemon Fanta. Not in an alcohol mood at all.

3. Where are you off on holiday next? - I don't have time for holidays unfortunately.

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner? - None.

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? - Uh, someone European?

6. Length or girth? Too much or too little of either can be devastating.

7. How many views have you had? - 878. But I did upload a new photo earlier.

8. What is your most listened to song currently? - Puscifer's Rev 22:20

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? - Good ones, yes. Bad ones, no.

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? - Happy may be overstating it 💜

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By *urry BlokeMan
8 weeks ago

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

Coffee & Walnut

2. What tipple do you like most?

Barbados rum & diet

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

Nothing booked or even in the planning stage

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

Not fussed. As long as it's freshly laundered and not dropping to bits

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

Sweden

6. Length or girth?

Girth

7. How many views have you had?

Today? Nil

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

Gladys Knight, No one could love you more

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Short, well kept beards

Impartial ref tattoos

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

Yes

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By *afkaMan
8 weeks ago

Nottingham

1. Can't beat a moist Victoria sponge

2. Stolichnaya Vodka (hard to find these days).

3. No plans for Hols this year

, maybe if I'm lucky I'll stretch to a wet weekend in Whitby?

4. Plain simple white cotton is sexy.

5. Kinda lost touch with what's going on in the Eurovision. Never been to a Euro vision party but it's on the bucket list.

6. I'm a sucker for LENGTH

7. Only three views so far today.

8. A very catchy cover by Japanese girl band haku is my current earworm.

9. Tattoos are cool and beards look good but hate kissing them (it's like sucking a wet mop 🤢).

10. Of course I'd be happy to answer more random questions x.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
8 weeks ago

Markfield

1. What is your favourite cake? Eccles

2. What tipple do you like most? Guinness

3. Where are you off on holiday next? TBC

4.What colour of underwear do you prefer on your partner? Naked

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Australia

6. Length or girth? Both

7. How many views have you had? 🤷🏻‍♀️

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Huh?

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? I don’t like my beard

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Depends on the subject. If it’s about Latvian stocks and shares I’m not sure I’d get the answers right.

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By *issmequicklyMan
8 weeks ago

Rossendale

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Carrot.

2. What tipple do you like most?

Real ale.

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

Bulgaria.

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

White.

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

Couldn't care less.

6. Length or girth?

Keeping a hard on 👀

7. How many views have you had?

No idea.

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

Blindness, The Fall.

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Tattoos.

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

👍

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

1. What is your favourite cake? Red Velvet.

2. What tipple do you like most? Rockfall (cocktail)

3. Where are you off on holiday next? No idea yet

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? Underwear?

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Conchita Wurst was the best and only interesting winner.

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? 200 or so

8. What is your most listened to song currently? The Reflex by Duran Duran

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

Thanks everyone for answering, much appreciated. It is only fair I answer the same questions myself too.

What is your favourite cake?Sachertorte

2. What tipple do you like most? G&T

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Not sorted but probably Portugal though off to Durham for a weekend soon and another one to Liverpool

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? Any

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Austria

6. Length or girth? Girth

7. How many views have you had? Daily average normally 30. Today only 6

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Sweet Love, Anita Baker (revisiting some old classic this week as sorting my CD collection)

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes, just not on me

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

2. What tipple do you like most?

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

6. Length or girth?

7. How many views have you had?

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

1. Lemon drizzle.

2. I don't drink alcohol. Pretty much only water but sometimes juice.

3. Shropshire.

4. I prefer underwear *off* my partner.

5. Not bothered. UK would be fun but I'd like BBC to have some budget left next year, say for costume dramas.

6. Roundth.

7. 88 so far today.

8. I don't usually listen to songs. I like classical music. I'm listening to a lot of Haydn at the moment.

9. Tattoos on a woman are fine. A beard is less attractive.

10. Yes.

I hope you feel enriched knowing these things. Luke

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By *each needs some creamWoman
8 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip

I hope you are GDPR compliant with the results of this survey.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
8 weeks ago

North West

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake? Lemon or cheesecake

2. What tipple do you like most? Wine or mojitos

3. Where are you off on holiday next? Spain

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? Black or naked

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? Ireland

6. Length or girth? But of both ideally but girth over length

7. How many views have you had? No idea

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Hold On - Alabama Shakes

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Yes and yes!!!!

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? I could be persuaded 🍭

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
8 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

1. What is your favourite cake?

CARROT CAKE

2. What tipple do you like most?

CHAMBORG

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

LOS ANGLES

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

WHO CARES?

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

U.K, GODAMMIT 🤨

6. Length or girth?

I’D PREFER LENGTH…IF I WAS SO INCLINED

7. How many views have you had?

3 THIS WEEK

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

JT MUSIC - JOIN US FOR A BITE

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

NOTHING BETTER TO DO

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

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Victoria Sponge
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2. What tipple do you like most?

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Kraken rum and cola
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3. Where are you off on holiday next?

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I'm not.
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4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

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Black.
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5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

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I honestly don't care, as long as it's not Israel.
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6. Length or girth?

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Girth!
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7. How many views have you had?

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24
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8. What is your most listened to song currently?

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Belladonna & Aconite by Inkubus Sukkubus
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9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

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Tatoos, if they have character.
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10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

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Maybe
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By *pcd999TV/TS
8 weeks ago

pinner

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

Chocolate fudge

2. What tipple do you like most?

Vodka

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

South coast

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

None

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

Russia 😂 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

6. Length or girth?

Length

7. How many views have you had?

Lots

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

You

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

Tattoos

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

Why

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

2. What tipple do you like most?

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

6. Length or girth?

7. How many views have you had?

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

I know a phishing scam when I see one! you won't be luring me into giving you my passwords 😜

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

1. What is your favourite cake? Coffee & Walnut

2. What tipple do you like most? Jameson / Very dry French Sauvignon Blanc

3. Where are you off on holiday next? A retreat 🤞🏻

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner? None

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest? ABBA

6. Length or girth? Both but not too much of either.

7. How many views have you had? No idea. I never look.

8. What is your most listened to song currently? Everything and anything by The Beautiful South

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos? Both

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread? Yes

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By *obilebottom OP Man
8 weeks ago

All over

"Please read and answer the following. Only if you want of course otherwise this thread is not for you really.

1. What is your favourite cake?

2. What tipple do you like most?

3. Where are you off on holiday next?

4.What colour of unserwear do you prefer on your partner?

5. Who do you want to win the eurovision song contest?

6. Length or girth?

7. How many views have you had?

8. What is your most listened to song currently?

9. Do you like beards and/or tattoos?

10. Would you be happy to answer some more questions on the next thread?

I know a phishing scam when I see one! you won't be luring me into giving you my passwords 😜"

Lol, well they are titles if other random threads on here so maybe you have done that already

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