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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions?? "Change it to a sausage cheese & beans melt & I'm there | |||
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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions??
Change it to a sausage cheese & beans melt & I'm there"Is it possible to fall in live without ever meeting….. xx  | |||
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"What else would it be?" I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable "But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair  | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair "The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one * in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x | |||
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"She must be a lesbian Mrs x" She is but it’s her day off | |||
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"She's a bitch Todge Do and American Pie and Fuck your Steak Bake while it's hot." Haha - fool me once….. and A&E have a policy of no food!! | |||
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"She must be a lesbian Mrs x She is but it’s her day off "I mean even lesbuans need cock too right? Mrs x | |||
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"She must be a lesbian Mrs x She is but it’s her day off
I mean even lesbuans need cock too right?
Mrs x"My point all along - being a lesbian is all well and good for a change… but the cocks where its at really. | |||
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"She probably goes for a Pret A Manger or above unfortunately. She has standards!" Well she needs to abandon them completely.. there’s no place in a relationship with me for standards… or morals come to think of it! | |||
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"Not kink shaming, but you sir, are a pervert. "A gift…and a curse sadly | |||
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"Not kink shaming, but you sir, are a pervert.
A gift…and a curse sadly "You bear it well like the martyr you are. | |||
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"Not kink shaming, but you sir, are a pervert.
A gift…and a curse sadly
You bear it well like the martyr you are.
"It’s not easy but im bearing up… | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x"Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj. | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj."Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy? | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj."If I make an exception for you then they will all want it…. Or they’ll want Next or Laura Ashley instead of B & Q it will be chaos!! ( I will change it for you but just don’t tell anyone!!) xx | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
"As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine! | |||
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"Will you be bringing a second steak bake for her for afterwards? Xx 😄" Im not a monster!! She definitely gets one too | |||
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"Will you be bringing a second steak bake for her for afterwards? Xx 😄 Im not a monster!! She definitely gets one too "Important to clarify this xx 😄 | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
If I make an exception for you then they will all want it…. Or they’ll want Next or Laura Ashley instead of B & Q it will be chaos!! ( I will change it for you but just don’t tell anyone!!) xx "Homebase?! | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!"Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth. Cheers todger, bj on the way. | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
"Ive been BJ gazumped!!!! | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
If I make an exception for you then they will all want it…. Or they’ll want Next or Laura Ashley instead of B & Q it will be chaos!! ( I will change it for you but just don’t tell anyone!!) xx
Homebase?!"Anytime Anywhere as it happens where you’re concerned x | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Don't forget to bring me a croissant "I might need to smash my piggy bank 🐖. | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!! "Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame. | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!!
Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame.
"Genuinely pmsl. I shall need to reconsider my life choices!! | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!!
Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame.
Genuinely pmsl. I shall need to reconsider my life choices!! "I wouldn't. She let me down. I just sat in the B&Q carpark covered in crumbs. | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!!
Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame.
Genuinely pmsl. I shall need to reconsider my life choices!!
I wouldn't. She let me down. I just sat in the B&Q carpark covered in crumbs.
"Well the proverb says ‘ he that doth gazump his brothers blowjob shall be covered in crumbs!’ | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!!
Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame.
Genuinely pmsl. I shall need to reconsider my life choices!!
I wouldn't. She let me down. I just sat in the B&Q carpark covered in crumbs.
"Oh, were you in B&Q carpark?? I was waiting in B&M carpark, I enjoyed my steak bake and croissant while I was waiting tho. | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!!
Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame.
Genuinely pmsl. I shall need to reconsider my life choices!!
I wouldn't. She let me down. I just sat in the B&Q carpark covered in crumbs.
Oh, were you in B&Q carpark?? I was waiting in B&M carpark, I enjoyed my steak bake and croissant while I was waiting tho."Im taking no chances - im meeting you in Sainsburys car park!! | |||
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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions?? "Personally I'd want to be left alone eating all the steak bakes. | |||
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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions??
Personally I'd want to be left alone eating all the steak bakes. "you’re a keeper!! | |||
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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions?? "Very unreasonable of her 🤣 | |||
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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions??
Very unreasonable of her 🤣"Exactly - I was going to splash my Nectar points on her too… amongst other things | |||
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"What else would it be? I said Id use a napkin so she didn’t get crumbs in her hair… just seems she’s being really unreasonable
But, the gravy from steak bakes soaks through napkins, I'm on her side I wouldn't want gravy in my hair, you will be much better off munching a sausage roll the crumbs from that won't affect her hair
The only sausage getting munched is mine… the chances of me dripping gravy is less than 10 billion * to one
* in laboratory tests with a lab technician called ‘Snorkel’ Rita x
Even if the chance of getting steak bake gravy in my hair is minuscule I wouldn't chance it, frankly Todge, if you are not prepared to even think about munching on something non gravy based you don't deserve a bj.
Would croissant crumbs be a problem Daizy?
As long as its not an almond croissant it would be fine!
Almond? Yuk. Nice one Daizy. I'll see you in the B&Q car park in 20 minutes. I might be late as I'll need to have a quick wipe with a damp cloth.
Cheers todger, bj on the way.
Ive been BJ gazumped!!!!
Outdone by your choice of baked goods. You've only got yourself to blame.
Genuinely pmsl. I shall need to reconsider my life choices!!
I wouldn't. She let me down. I just sat in the B&Q carpark covered in crumbs.
Oh, were you in B&Q carpark?? I was waiting in B&M carpark, I enjoyed my steak bake and croissant while I was waiting tho."What can I say? I had a crisis of consonants. | |||
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"Why isn't it a vegan steak bake? Gotta live on the edge " Hmm edging with a vegan steak bake - you have to stop giving me ideas!! | |||
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"Is it kink shaming if I want a girl to suck me off in B&Q car park ( tradesman’s entrance) while I eat a Greggs Steak bake at lunchtime and she says no?? - seems pretty unreasonable to me … opinions??
Change it to a sausage cheese & beans melt & I'm there"Filth | |||
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