FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Bent cock or straight cock?

Jump to newest
 

By *race in Lace OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Preston

So, do you prefer a bent cock or a straight cock, and why?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ortySwitchMan
8 weeks ago

london

Well a bent cock can be easily bribed, while a straight cock will get the job done!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A slight curve to hit the G spot is lovely.

If it’s bent like gonzos nose I think I’ll pass. I have seen someone with a healed but untreated penile fracture and that was something else. Bent at a full right angle downwards like Cyril Sneer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *race in Lace OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

Preston

Good lord!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heelerMan
8 weeks ago

Northants

Mines str8 and never had complaints so I guess it's OK.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *siancouplehantsCouple
8 weeks ago

K-PAX

Straight is best, slides into the throat more easily

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *FF23Man
8 weeks ago

London


"A slight curve to hit the G spot is lovely.

If it’s bent like gonzos nose I think I’ll pass. I have seen someone with a healed but untreated penile fracture and that was something else. Bent at a full right angle downwards like Cyril Sneer"

Cyril sneer! 😂😂😂😂 👌🏾👌🏾

So glad others are out there that would recognise that reference. 🙏🏽

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
8 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Mr loves cocks with a slight upward curve and when rock hard point up to the ceiling

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cunthorpe123Couple
8 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"A slight curve to hit the G spot is lovely.

If it’s bent like gonzos nose I think I’ll pass. I have seen someone with a healed but untreated penile fracture and that was something else. Bent at a full right angle downwards like Cyril Sneer

Cyril sneer! 😂😂😂😂 👌🏾👌🏾

So glad others are out there that would recognise that reference. 🙏🏽"

Totally recognising it has made me feel old 😂

Donna

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *jekimMan
8 weeks ago

Wigan

Mines a lefty haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

If it's on the right person, it doesn't matter

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ig_eric_tionMan
8 weeks ago

IPSWICH


"A slight curve to hit the G spot is lovely.

If it’s bent like gonzos nose I think I’ll pass. I have seen someone with a healed but untreated penile fracture and that was something else. Bent at a full right angle downwards like Cyril Sneer"

I'm not surprised Cyril was so uptight. Who Wants a nose like a broken penis.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ray_BTWMan
8 weeks ago

Worcester

Dead straight...no complaints just compliments on what a fab cock I've got from both M&F

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Bent cock.

Snigger.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip


"Good lord!"

My favourite comment of the week! 😅

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *sStephenPickleMan
8 weeks ago

Ends


"Bent cock.

Snigger. "

That word 🤪🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oodguy71pMan
8 weeks ago

Barmouth

A penile fracture, wtf, now I’ve got something else to worry about 🤦‍♂️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hechonkyduoCouple
8 weeks ago

Halloween Town, Dudleyish.

Both.

At once.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agic.MMan
8 weeks ago

Orpington

Just make sure it's not a fab straight cock, ladies...otherwise it might not be for you 👀

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *orbidden eastMan
8 weeks ago

london dodging electric bikes

I think if it just works. It’s fine no…

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hechonkyduoCouple
8 weeks ago

Halloween Town, Dudleyish.

Keep it in the forum lads, we report unsolicted dick pics and we didn't ask to see them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

West London


"A slight curve to hit the G spot is lovely.

If it’s bent like gonzos nose I think I’ll pass. I have seen someone with a healed but untreated penile fracture and that was something else. Bent at a full right angle downwards like Cyril Sneer"

Wish I hadn’t read this now lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top