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"I think it's amazing that they caught a a speeding duck 7 years to the day, doing the same thing. As it's all computer controlled now, it could suggest glitches " Ah, like a yearly loop. In a similar vein, my neighbour texted me about five weeks ago and it arrived this morning ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck ![]() A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse. Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour. The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland. Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat. Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched. | |||
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"Prepare for the duck apocalypse!!! They’ll be kamikaze bird/duck strikes on planes, duck decoy mines in the sea stopping shipping. The only way we are going to stop this is by stockpiling small pancakes and lots and lots of hoisin sauce!! Prepare!!!! " Marked safe from waterfowl most foul. I am a friend of the ducks. | |||
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck ![]() ^^^^^ That's been fact checked and failed, shame it's not true, I love the story. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Damn! I was really impressed there for a minute | |||
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"I think it's amazing that they caught a a speeding duck 7 years to the day, doing the same thing. As it's all computer controlled now, it could suggest glitches " Or, it was a time travelling duck. | |||
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck ![]() I NEED this missile system on my car to ‘neutralize’ the threat from coppers hiding in bushes with speed guns ![]() | |||
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck ![]() This may be fake L&B don’t have police force now and the chief constable of Police Scotland is a woman. | |||
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck ![]() Read up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You obviously haven't seen the film Top Duck with Tom Cruise. " He was probably dwarfed, next to the duck | |||
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