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If anyone can help me with a description for these bar threads message me, I suck at descriptions 🤣 | |||
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"Double kraken and please " Oooh good choice and since your yhe first customer today you can have an extra.
And welcome! | |||
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"Ooooh a nice gin and tonic for me plenty of ice please x" .one gin and tonic coming right up! Excellent choice, and welcome to the bar. | |||
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"Surprise me Toots, happy to sit and make friends 💋" Oooh well how about a daiquri?
And welcome back it's been ahwile since I've done this. | |||
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"Something strong please Toots ". Oooft I've got an extra strong fruity gin with your name on it.  | |||
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"Surprise me Toots, happy to sit and make friends 💋 Oooh well how about a daiquri?
And welcome back it's been ahwile since I've done this. "Indeed ,I'll try that 👍 and welcome back x | |||
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"Another of those dark and stormy treats Toots " Absolutely coming right up!
Welcome.back! | |||
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"Another of those dark and stormy treats Toots Absolutely coming right up!
Welcome.back! "Nice to see the bar open again | |||
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"Ice cold pint of Aspall's cider please 🥵" Well someones hot Coming right up, and some extra ice just incase. | |||
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"Double kraken and please Oooh good choice and since your yhe first customer today you can have an extra.
And welcome!"Haha it removed the word i used for cola... I'll have some of that in my extra please | |||
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"Surprise me Toots, happy to sit and make friends 💋 Oooh well how about a daiquri?
And welcome back it's been ahwile since I've done this.
Indeed ,I'll try that 👍 and welcome back x"Thank you and welcome in!! | |||
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"Ice cold pint of Aspall's cider please 🥵 Well someones hot Coming right up, and some extra ice just incase. "I'm also a bit warm 😜 | |||
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"LARGE zinfandel with a cube of ice please ChinChinDarlinks 🍷 " Of course coming right up! And welcome to the bar.
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"Double kraken and please Oooh good choice and since your yhe first customer today you can have an extra.
And welcome!
Haha it removed the word i used for cola... I'll have some of that in my extra please "Of course you can, and what did you say originally? 🤣 | |||
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"Anything but an ale, only wankers drink those." Of course how about a ice cold cider? And welcome to the bar. | |||
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"Ice cold pint of Aspall's cider please 🥵 Well someones hot Coming right up, and some extra ice just incase.
I'm also a bit warm 😜"Ooft Gonna need some extra ice for this. | |||
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"Anything but an ale, only wankers drink those. Of course how about a ice cold cider? And welcome to the bar. "I would like an espresso martini please, 3 beans. | |||
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"Anything but an ale, only wankers drink those. Of course how about a ice cold cider? And welcome to the bar.
I would like an espresso martini please, 3 beans."Oof, hellice good choice, coming right up! | |||
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"Hey Toots! A French 75 would be wonderful this evening... tempted to make one but also it's effort." Of course coming right up, and welcome back to the bar it's been awhile hasn't it!
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"Another of those dark and stormy treats Toots Absolutely coming right up!
Welcome.back!
Nice to see the bar open again "me two man me two. I feel the motivation to properly do this again. | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy" Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣 | |||
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"Another of those dark and stormy treats Toots Absolutely coming right up!
Welcome.back!
Nice to see the bar open again me two man me two.
I feel the motivation to properly do this again. "Glad to see it! Been a while chap  | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣 "No worries it's club orange and club lemon with lots of ice and I've been in the bar trade a long time lol | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣 "Aww my dream is ruined 🤣 | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣
No worries it's club orange and club lemon with lots of ice and I've been in the bar trade a long time lol"I loooove this  | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣
Aww my dream is ruined 🤣"To be honest it's something I kinda want to learn to. | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣
Aww my dream is ruined 🤣
To be honest it's something I kinda want to learn to. "In my mind now you will always be a bartender 🤣 | |||
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"Cold Cider please, it’s been a long one today.. " Of course sir coming right up, and welcome to the bar sir, it's a nice chill place. | |||
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"Can I just have an ice coffee, thanks. " Of course mb and welcome back it's good to see you again. | |||
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣
Aww my dream is ruined 🤣
To be honest it's something I kinda want to learn to.
In my mind now you will always be a bartender 🤣"I'm quite okay with that, I shan't ruin anymore dreams. 🤣
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"Rock shandy please and if you don't know the ingredients please ask as its not like ordinary shandy Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar glad you could make it.
Due to me not actually being a bartender in real life just pretend I do. 🤣
No worries it's club orange and club lemon with lots of ice and I've been in the bar trade a long time lol"Ahhh, well it's done for you, I do hope you enjoy. | |||
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"Double scotch on the rocks...no ice 😏🥪" Coming right up sir, enjoy my friend. | |||
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"Can I just have an ice coffee, thanks. Of course mb and welcome back it's good to see you again. "And you young man. Thank you | |||
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"Can I just have an ice coffee, thanks. Of course mb and welcome back it's good to see you again.
And you young man. Thank you"I will my friend I will. | |||
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"Tooty Fruity, Welcome back, are you gonna shake your boooty ? " For you absolutely ill shake my Fruity, I'll even do the tooty fruity.
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"Tooty Fruity, Welcome back, are you gonna shake your boooty ? For you absolutely ill shake my Fruity, I'll even do the tooty fruity.
And thank you "And if you have a minute, I'll have a cold chocolate milk please. | |||
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"Tooty Fruity, Welcome back, are you gonna shake your boooty ? For you absolutely ill shake my Fruity, I'll even do the tooty fruity.
And thank you
And if you have a minute, I'll have a cold chocolate milk please. ". Oooh coming right up!! Sounds good right a out now! | |||
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"This calls for some shots... A round of Skittle bombs for all who want, please Toots 😘" Of course, shot for everyone
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"May I have a JD straight please kind sir. Good to see you back. "You aswell and of course one jd coming up.
And glad you make it in again! | |||
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"I’d love a nice smooth Irish please on the rocks " Of course coming right up, and welcome my good sir to the bar. | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪" Absolutely my good man, having a couple today are we? | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪" I’ll have the same please, got that holiday feeling ☀️ | |||
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"I'm off the drink for the moment. Just a cup of tea." That's not a problem I can make you a flask aswell if you lile. | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪 I’ll have the same please, got that holiday feeling ☀️" I'll make you both finest pina colada, and welcome to the bar. | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪 I’ll have the same please, got that holiday feeling ☀️ I'll make you both finest pina colada, and welcome to the bar. "Cheers, it came highly recommended | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪 I’ll have the same please, got that holiday feeling ☀️ I'll make you both finest pina colada, and welcome to the bar.
Cheers, it came highly recommended "Thars good to hear then. :-and your very welcome! | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪 I’ll have the same please, got that holiday feeling ☀️" 🍹🍹 Cheers! 🥪 | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪 Absolutely my good man, having a couple today are we? "We are 😁... best Bar in town! 🥪 | |||
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"Pina Colada please when you've got a minute Sir Toots! 🥪 I’ll have the same please, got that holiday feeling ☀️ 🍹🍹 Cheers! 🥪" No worries man, if you could do me a solid you might need to serve some of the lovely patrons, I've got go out.
Go wild as they say, I can't run of booze here. | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please " Oh wow, I thought wild would of done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would of done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience." Sorry been driving, and stuff...so you still need me?.😂🥪 | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please " Have two 🍷🍷 🥪 | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would of done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. Sorry been driving, and stuff...so you still need me?.😂🥪" And don't worry man I'm only teasing 🤣 I think the bar is done for the night anyway 🤣 | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would have done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience." I’ll hold you to that! | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Have two 🍷🍷 🥪" Trying to get me d*unk, again | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would have done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll hold you to that! " I'm back on the ball now you'll get it don't worry.
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would have done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll hold you to that! I'm back on the ball now you'll get it don't worry.
"are still talking about wine ?! | |||
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"Pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea please Barkeep "Of course coming rigjt up and welcome.to the bar glad you could make it! | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would have done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll hold you to that! I'm back on the ball now you'll get it don't worry.
are still talking about wine ?!"Fuck I just reread that, I now see what it could of meant 🤣 | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would have done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll hold you to that! I'm back on the ball now you'll get it don't worry.
are still talking about wine ?!
Fuck I just reread that, I now see what it could of meant 🤣 "I’ll make do with the wine then | |||
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"Id love a chilled glass of Marlborough please Oh wow, I thought wild would have done your order in so sorry, when you next visit you can have double of whatever you order. I do apologise for the inconvenience. I’ll hold you to that! I'm back on the ball now you'll get it don't worry.
are still talking about wine ?!
Fuck I just reread that, I now see what it could of meant 🤣
I’ll make do with the wine then "Of course nothing but the finest wine for you sorry foe the confusion. | |||
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"Wait the bars closed?" I mean not yet. Wanna another round. | |||
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"Wait the bars closed? I mean not yet. Wanna another round. "Yes please throw in some shots for yourself and whoever else is left | |||
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"Wait the bars closed? I mean not yet. Wanna another round.
Yes please throw in some shots for yourself and whoever else is left "Of course, let's get absolutely shit faced tonight.  | |||
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"Any chance of a Tom Collins, seems like the weather for one!" Always my good man and welcome to the bar.
It's gonna be a wild night | |||
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"Wait the bars closed? I mean not yet. Wanna another round.
Yes please throw in some shots for yourself and whoever else is left
Of course, let's get absolutely shit faced tonight. "That's the aim!! | |||
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"Wait the bars closed? I mean not yet. Wanna another round.
Yes please throw in some shots for yourself and whoever else is left
Of course, let's get absolutely shit faced tonight.
That's the aim!! "And what a great aim you have. | |||
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