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By *zero OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

So I got into a spot of bother today. I had something in my eye and in the process of getting it out my contact lenses shot up under my eyelid. Spent ages blinking to try and move it before I eventually fished it out.

So my question is what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

When the dog don’t poop when you go on a walk so you have to go out again later on!

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?"

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

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By *eliWoman
8 weeks ago

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The internet dropping just as I was waiting in a soft launch queue. Managed to switch to mobile in time, luckily.

Minor and first world.

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
8 weeks ago

Altrincham


"So I got into a spot of bother today. I had something in my eye and in the process of getting it out my contact lenses shot up under my eyelid. Spent ages blinking to try and move it before I eventually fished it out.

So my question is what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?"

Years ago when our oldest was little, he had these interchangeable play scissors with different handles and 'blades' - I bought two packets and decided to glue each handle to a set of 'blades' - I dripped glue into the gaps of each set and clipped them together...

... causing the glue to leak and squirt out into both of my eyes and all over my hands...

Reg Prescott has nowt on me!! 👍🏼

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
8 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢"

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

A wasp got inside my riding shirt when I was doing about 60. Left me with 4 nice stings

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By *ndymac888Man
8 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺"

What’s the Fab curse ?

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By *IXEN200Woman
8 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺

What’s the Fab curse ? "

Being to far away from those whom you might like.....

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By *oldyoudown41Man
8 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

When doing any manual work around the house, Gardening or in this particular case I was building my workshop/shed.

Trying to look my best topless and all that I like to have some cider cans when working and enjoying the weather,

This day I reached of my fruity cider and took a massive slug and within milliseconds I felt a sharp metal like object in my mouth bouncing around and spat whatever it was .. up until this day I have never been stung and getting stung on the tongue was Fxcking horrible and my tongue swelled up and only for my sexy neighbour seen me screaming and jumping around brought ice for me to keep in my mouth … lesson learnt for sure..

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By *zero OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺

What’s the Fab curse ?

Being to far away from those whom you might like....."

The fab curse is just my luck in general recently

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By *zero OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"So I got into a spot of bother today. I had something in my eye and in the process of getting it out my contact lenses shot up under my eyelid. Spent ages blinking to try and move it before I eventually fished it out.

So my question is what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

Years ago when our oldest was little, he had these interchangeable play scissors with different handles and 'blades' - I bought two packets and decided to glue each handle to a set of 'blades' - I dripped glue into the gaps of each set and clipped them together...

... causing the glue to leak and squirt out into both of my eyes and all over my hands...

Reg Prescott has nowt on me!! 👍🏼

"

Ouch was that a trip to A&E?

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By *estructionDollyWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

This is why I can't bring myself to try contact lenses 😩 I hate things touching my eyes

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By *isskxxyvWoman
8 weeks ago

Reading


"So I got into a spot of bother today. I had something in my eye and in the process of getting it out my contact lenses shot up under my eyelid. Spent ages blinking to try and move it before I eventually fished it out.

So my question is what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?"

Accept fate. Go blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺

What’s the Fab curse ?

Being to far away from those whom you might like....."

As swingers why is distance an issue

If you like someone and everything is right would you not travel?

For me swinging is is as much about the social side so the opportunity to see somewhere new appeals to me

I’d rather travel for the right person than the wrong one

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
8 weeks ago

Altrincham


"So I got into a spot of bother today. I had something in my eye and in the process of getting it out my contact lenses shot up under my eyelid. Spent ages blinking to try and move it before I eventually fished it out.

So my question is what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

Years ago when our oldest was little, he had these interchangeable play scissors with different handles and 'blades' - I bought two packets and decided to glue each handle to a set of 'blades' - I dripped glue into the gaps of each set and clipped them together...

... causing the glue to leak and squirt out into both of my eyes and all over my hands...

Reg Prescott has nowt on me!! 👍🏼

Ouch was that a trip to A&E?"

A&E, eye bath in day glow fluid that stayed yellow for days! And then eye drops for a week 🫣

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By *utteredBreadMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester

As somone that wears glasses I don't get why people willingly use contacts.

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By *zero OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"So I got into a spot of bother today. I had something in my eye and in the process of getting it out my contact lenses shot up under my eyelid. Spent ages blinking to try and move it before I eventually fished it out.

So my question is what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

Accept fate. Go blind."

Spend enough time on Fab staring at my screen. I soon will be

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By *zero OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"As somone that wears glasses I don't get why people willingly use contacts."

I prefer the way I look with contacts and it was better when I played football. If I could have Edgar Davids style goggles I might have worn them.

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By *ndymac888Man
8 weeks ago

Dumbarton


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺

What’s the Fab curse ?

Being to far away from those whom you might like....."

It just takes a bit more planning is all 😂

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By *verageHoesCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Not recently, but I accidentally put vape juice in my eye instead of hayfever drops. God damn those almost identical bottles!

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By *IXEN200Woman
8 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"... ...what acts of minor inconvenience have come about your way recently?

The Fåb Curse™. Not just lately but pretty much perpetual. 😢

Yeah, this. I was warned... 🥺

What’s the Fab curse ?

Being to far away from those whom you might like.....

It just takes a bit more planning is all 😂"

Some may not be able to travel 😕 😪

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By *zero OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Not recently, but I accidentally put vape juice in my eye instead of hayfever drops. God damn those almost identical bottles!"

Hurting our eyes seems to a theme here.

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair


"What’s the Fab Curse urse ?

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Being too far away from those whom you might like.....

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As swingers why is distance an issue?

If you like someone and everything is right would you not travel?..."

I suspect it's not as straightforward as that for some people. Costs can be prohibitive, parenting duties can be an inhibitor, general apathy because of logistics and planning, time constraints and other unknown reasons.

Also, quite understandably, most people aren't comfortable playing on the first meet; travelling from one end of the country to another for a coffee could be construed as absurd and unrealistic.

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

got my willy jammed in my zip.. i nearly cried

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