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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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And other funny sayings you’ve heard.

Drop some wisdom. Stupider the better.

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By *avenNightsMan
10 weeks ago

Canvey Island

If you stick phone up your arse, you’re bound to get shitty reception.

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"If you stick phone up your arse, you’re bound to get shitty reception. "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *noopyMan
10 weeks ago

Greenock

Not here to sleep with the whole site...While having over 50 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

You can’t sit on your own arse

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By *hat.coupleCouple
10 weeks ago

Kent

We don't bite, unless you ask nicely. Eeeuuuwwwww!! Cringe attack!

Mrs x

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"Not here to sleep with the whole site...While having over 50 verifications "

I am here to sleep with the whole site and I have 10

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"You can’t sit on your own arse"
lmfao

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"We don't bite, unless you ask nicely. Eeeuuuwwwww!! Cringe attack!

Mrs x"

Yuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."
actually makes perfect sense but it’s still hilarious

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By *exxyyDy11Man
10 weeks ago

North West

Sydney University enough said.

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By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I’m straight but I quite like to suck a cock - said by a guy in my inbox

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"Sydney University enough said. "

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"it pays to be weird these days"

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"I’m straight but I quite like to suck a cock - said by a guy in my inbox "

I hear it

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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""it pays to be weird these days""

Chat, what do we think?

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London


"Not here to sleep with the whole site...While having over 50 verifications "

I'm pretty sure there's quite a few more people on here than 50.

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"Not here to sleep with the whole site...While having over 50 verifications

I'm pretty sure there's quite a few more people on here than 50."

Not women. Only 50 women.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Apparently this is a genuine saying, and I find it ridiculous...

"Wherever you go, there you are!"

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

You're too fat, stop eating food.

Wise words from a GP.

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By *uncouple153Couple
10 weeks ago

Abergavenny

Wales is full of them.

"Whose coat is that jacket" is one of my favourites

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading


"Apparently this is a genuine saying, and I find it ridiculous...

"Wherever you go, there you are!""

Yeah it's in some movie Buckaroo Bonsai or something.

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By *aomilatteCouple
10 weeks ago

Midlands

Up there for thinking ⬆️

Down there for dancing ⬇️

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
10 weeks ago

Basingstoke


""it pays to be weird these days"

Chat, what do we think?"

This was the only snippet of a conversation I heard, whilst out for a walk, between two male presenting individuals who looked to be in their late 20s. It made me wonder what their definition of weird is/was, and had I not already passed them I'd have tried to find a reason to hang around to see where they went with this.

But it got me thinking... What I considered as 'weird' back when I were a yungun (goths, emo, cross dressers etc), is generally (and I realise I'm opening myself up for challenge here) now accepted normal. So I what does Gen Z consider to be weird. And why do they think it 'pays to be' such?

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By *ilkey69Man
10 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Sydney University enough said. "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
10 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

If you fall of that swing and break your legs don’t come running to me

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By *sStephenPickle OP   Man
10 weeks ago

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"If you fall of that swing and break your legs don’t come running to me "

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By *isser36Man
10 weeks ago

fylde Coast

.....Belive you me....

What?

.....belive you me.....

Eh? Surely it's just belive me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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10 weeks ago

East Sussex


"You're too fat, stop eating food.

Wise words from a GP.

"

'put less in your mouth and move about more' was what one gp told my mum who had a life long eating disorder that she successfully concealed.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Age is just a number

So's my bank balance but both keep heading in the wrong direction

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