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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton

Does anyone else seem to get stupid messages all the time ? It's so annoying and pointless.

Just received one saying need to ask something. I didn't reply as I know how these normally play out.

Then he sent another asking if I wanted to join in with another woman having a cat fight in a hotel room. Said any questions just ask. Then I was blocked 🤷‍♀️

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By *all me FlikWoman
8 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away


"Does anyone else seem to get stupid messages all the time ? It's so annoying and pointless.

Just received one saying need to ask something. I didn't reply as I know how these normally play out.

Then he sent another asking if I wanted to join in with another woman having a cat fight in a hotel room. Said any questions just ask. Then I was blocked 🤷‍♀️

"

He's obviously doing the rounds...I had the same message.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Someone invited me to the football the other day, that's was different.

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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton


"Does anyone else seem to get stupid messages all the time ? It's so annoying and pointless.

Just received one saying need to ask something. I didn't reply as I know how these normally play out.

Then he sent another asking if I wanted to join in with another woman having a cat fight in a hotel room. Said any questions just ask. Then I was blocked 🤷‍♀️

He's obviously doing the rounds...I had the same message."

Lol oh dear. What a tool

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By *all me FlikWoman
8 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away


"Does anyone else seem to get stupid messages all the time ? It's so annoying and pointless.

Just received one saying need to ask something. I didn't reply as I know how these normally play out.

Then he sent another asking if I wanted to join in with another woman having a cat fight in a hotel room. Said any questions just ask. Then I was blocked 🤷‍♀️

He's obviously doing the rounds...I had the same message."

...oh and I've been blocked too

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Someone invited me to the football the other day, that's was different. "

It was Sunderland, wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Someone invited me to the football the other day, that's was different.

It was Sunderland, wasn’t it?"

Manchester actually. So obviously I said no.

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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton


"Someone invited me to the football the other day, that's was different. "

I had 2 from the same person asking if I had a daughter over 18 and would we both send topless pics

And if I had any white pants with pictures of strawberries on Blocked. I try not to engage with these idiots but it makes it hard work on here.

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By *iss DevilWoman
8 weeks ago

Bedford

I had similar message in the past. I usually block anyone who wants to ask me a question as that has never ended well so far.

My pet hate when it comes to messages is text speak - what happened to using full words in the message??? It's not like we're paying for every single letter!

Second one is men assuming I am a sub and sending long-winded first message about how they're going to punish me for being a bad girl.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
8 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Someone invited me to the football the other day, that's was different.

It was Sunderland, wasn’t it?

Manchester actually. So obviously I said no. "

That might even be worse.

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By *ollyPocket75Woman
8 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I had that same message OP, i just don't understand how men think they will get a reply.

My block list is gaining daily

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
8 weeks ago

Halloween Town, Dudleyish.

We have one guy who makes new accounts to ask us to sell him used knickers. Its always the sane kind if name and we always report and block but he keeps coming back.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Does anyone else seem to get stupid messages all the time ? It's so annoying and pointless.

Just received one saying need to ask something. I didn't reply as I know how these normally play out.

Then he sent another asking if I wanted to join in with another woman having a cat fight in a hotel room. Said any questions just ask. Then I was blocked 🤷‍♀️

"

I've had tons of these cat fight messages.

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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton


"We have one guy who makes new accounts to ask us to sell him used knickers. Its always the sane kind if name and we always report and block but he keeps coming back."

I have one like that who keeps asking if I want to see him f his step mother. I've probably blocked about 5 accounts so far but he keeps coming back.

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By *avenNightsMan
8 weeks ago

Canvey Island

I had one the other day that was just “nice”

Nice what?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
8 weeks ago

Next Door

I think 90% of the message i get are stupid and just get deleted.

I can't even be bothered to be do a sarcastic message back anymore.

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
8 weeks ago

West Suffolk

The ones where there’s so many typos you can’t make out what they meant to say…. Get a few of them.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Dartford

Sounds crazy! We're lucky if we even get a reply to a message! Lol

Oh the life of single women on fab x

Mrs x

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Ruislip

The vast majority of messages we get are total crap, and many men wonder why they can't get responses.

We had one guy recently who asked if there was any room in our bed for him, as if we randomly invite men over and give them our address. Spoiler alert: We don't.

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

My filters cut down the amount I get, but the odd moron still slips through.

I'm not gonna say much as I get a ban everytime I respond with anything I've received lol.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
8 weeks ago

South Wales

I think the cat fight message does the rounds every few weeks! 😄

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By *orksBBW36Woman
8 weeks ago

Mansfield

Dozens per day. Men seem to have an approach to messaging here akin to an email scammer, in that they know 99.9% are going to ignore them but they only need one not to for it to be worthwhile!

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I think the cat fight message does the rounds every few weeks! 😄"

I've never had the cat fight msg 😢

I did used to get msged a word a day from a man, I would save them because I thought he was trying to tell me something but it didn't matter what order I put them in, they made no sense 🤷‍♀️

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By *odgerMooreMan
8 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

In a rare moment of seriousness for me - these guys ruin the place for everyone as obviously you ladies just get irritated by them - then your filters get tighter then messages from sgl guys get blocked - you hide your profiled and eventually often leave because it takes so long to find one reasonable message… what’s the point? More can and should be done to get them off the site and more importantly keep them off the site not just let them back on with another 10 nuisance profiles.

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By *apperleymanMan
8 weeks ago

Leicester

Do you have any idea how hard it is to type with one hand whilst simultaneously wanking over porn??

It’s a true skill, Chenery is &@ j a jd if dc if h

Of which obvs I don’t possess.. 🤷‍♂️

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
8 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Someone invited me to the football the other day, that's was different. "

That sounds good

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
8 weeks ago

Coventry

Not sure why it is, but I'm not sure if it's the idiots who stop the good guys getting replied to, with their messages also getting lost in the swamp, or if the majority of guys never get responses, full stop.

No wonder both men and women become disillusioned. Thank god for the club scene being much more friendly (....at least in some clubs!).

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By *randMrsShebaCouple
8 weeks ago

Birmingham


"In a rare moment of seriousness for me - these guys ruin the place for everyone as obviously you ladies just get irritated by them - then your filters get tighter then messages from sgl guys get blocked - you hide your profiled and eventually often leave because it takes so long to find one reasonable message… what’s the point? More can and should be done to get them off the site and more importantly keep them off the site not just let them back on with another 10 nuisance profiles. "

They are just shooting their shot it isn't that serious.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
8 weeks ago

Niche

There's a guy who thinks he's a wolf kind of person. In to feral sex etc.

He kept messaging asking me things like 'are you a wolf or a tiger?' Or other wild creatures 🤣

Block button is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"In a rare moment of seriousness for me - these guys ruin the place for everyone as obviously you ladies just get irritated by them - then your filters get tighter then messages from sgl guys get blocked - you hide your profiled and eventually often leave because it takes so long to find one reasonable message… what’s the point? More can and should be done to get them off the site and more importantly keep them off the site not just let them back on with another 10 nuisance profiles. "

I quite like the nonsense ones, lightens the place up.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight.

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands


"😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight. "

I'm really jealous never had the cat fight msg, just some bloke who wants to send me all his personal and banking details so I can destroy his life, tbh I am tempted with that one!

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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton


"😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight.

I'm really jealous never had the cat fight msg, just some bloke who wants to send me all his personal and banking details so I can destroy his life, tbh I am tempted with that one!"

There's a guy keeps getting posted on Facebook who does that.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight.

I'm really jealous never had the cat fight msg, just some bloke who wants to send me all his personal and banking details so I can destroy his life, tbh I am tempted with that one!"

Do it, don’t destroy his life, just order really random things, like a 6ft lion statue, or a years supply of custard.

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands


"😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight.

I'm really jealous never had the cat fight msg, just some bloke who wants to send me all his personal and banking details so I can destroy his life, tbh I am tempted with that one!

Do it, don’t destroy his life, just order really random things, like a 6ft lion statue, or a years supply of custard. "

🤔 I have had my eye on a garden statue for a while, it is Godzilla eating and tearing apart garden gnomes, I have been waiting till I am d*unk enough one night so I can order it and use that to justify me buying it, thats how I usually buy stuff like that!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Chard


"In a rare moment of seriousness for me - these guys ruin the place for everyone as obviously you ladies just get irritated by them - then your filters get tighter then messages from sgl guys get blocked - you hide your profiled and eventually often leave because it takes so long to find one reasonable message… what’s the point? More can and should be done to get them off the site and more importantly keep them off the site not just let them back on with another 10 nuisance profiles. "

Agree 💯

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight.

I'm really jealous never had the cat fight msg, just some bloke who wants to send me all his personal and banking details so I can destroy his life, tbh I am tempted with that one!

Do it, don’t destroy his life, just order really random things, like a 6ft lion statue, or a years supply of custard.

🤔 I have had my eye on a garden statue for a while, it is Godzilla eating and tearing apart garden gnomes, I have been waiting till I am d*unk enough one night so I can order it and use that to justify me buying it, thats how I usually buy stuff like that! "

😂😂😂

Fuck it buy it!

But I didn’t mean for you, you’ll have his address order him random stuff so his house and garden are just filled with random nonsense

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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton

I've just received a message from someone in Sheffield nowhere near me just saying fake.

Just blocked. Can't be bothered with it

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands


"😂😂😂

The Mrs gets him quite often, guess he still hasn’t found his cat fight.

I'm really jealous never had the cat fight msg, just some bloke who wants to send me all his personal and banking details so I can destroy his life, tbh I am tempted with that one!

Do it, don’t destroy his life, just order really random things, like a 6ft lion statue, or a years supply of custard.

🤔 I have had my eye on a garden statue for a while, it is Godzilla eating and tearing apart garden gnomes, I have been waiting till I am d*unk enough one night so I can order it and use that to justify me buying it, thats how I usually buy stuff like that!

😂😂😂

Fuck it buy it!

But I didn’t mean for you, you’ll have his address order him random stuff so his house and garden are just filled with random nonsense "

I get ya! Yes, Godzilla is just for me! 😍

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By *aizyWoman
8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I've just received a message from someone in Sheffield nowhere near me just saying fake.

Just blocked. Can't be bothered with it"

I get these fake msgs daily! I just 🤷‍♀️ they are never gonna find out if I am or not!

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By *immers123 OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

South Molton


"I've just received a message from someone in Sheffield nowhere near me just saying fake.

Just blocked. Can't be bothered with it

I get these fake msgs daily! I just 🤷‍♀️ they are never gonna find out if I am or not!"

I had one on x the other day, someone told me it's some weird Andrew tate crap. I got called fake and asked to prove myself by sending a picture of me waving. I said I don't need to prove myself to anyone. Some people's idea of fake is confusing though. I was once called a fake bitch because I didn't want to sleep with someone

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Central

Probably 75/80% of messages do me a favour and self-limit any further interaction as they are just crap

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