FabSwingers.com forum: Tromboning

By *issmequickly OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rossendale

Absolute heaven.

And I'm not talking about the brass musical instrument!

Tell me about your experiences.

Good & bad please!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Gonna have to google it

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By *erry bull1Man
9 weeks ago

doncaster

I love it done to me

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By *rHotNottsMan
9 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Love a bit of brass / ska, particularly all the rim shots…

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By *issmequickly OP Man
9 weeks ago

Rossendale

Once walked through an ex girlfriend's open front door and her housemate was tromboning her boyfriend on the sofa.

Not a position you can get up from and rearrange yourself quickly.

Embarrassment all round!

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By *r Man45Man
9 weeks ago

North West

Wtf, Google.....

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By *r Man45Man
9 weeks ago

North West

Ahhh tromboning, also known as "rusty tromboning"....

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

Can't remember who it was but someone on here told me about this, I wish I still had no idea!

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By *r.ZeusMan
9 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

According to urban dictionary

“to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time.”

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
9 weeks ago

Port Talbot

“An impractical sexual act”. As it says😂

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Rusty trombone or is tromboning a different act altogether?

Do men in brass bands get Tromboners?

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"According to urban dictionary

“to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time.”"

Ahh so same as a rusty trombone then.

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By *olden RatioWoman
9 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

Do you get bonus points for playing the theme tune from "Johnny Briggs"?

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

"Do you get bonus points for playing the theme tune from "Johnny Briggs"?"

I prefer the pursed lips of someone trying to sing Barbie Girl by Aqua. Always makes me jizz like a firehose.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

I find the saxophone way sexier. Is their a sexual.position for that or should I go ahead and invent one 🤔 👀 😊

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By *verageHoesCouple
9 weeks ago

Leeds

"Do you get bonus points for playing the theme tune from "Johnny Briggs"?"

We've nailed Johnny Briggs, and we're working on the Jaws theme tune now. The higher notes are proving tricky.

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"I find the saxophone way sexier. Is their a sexual.position for that or should I go ahead and invent one 🤔 👀 😊

Well I googled

Apparently it’s also the term for a 69 between two people with cocks

But I also found:

A saxophone fingering chart - disappointed it was for the actual instrument

Jaz saxophone erotic dreams - an album of jazz music for the bedroom

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Kent

Oh I do this loads, didn't know I could play an instrument! I've always wanted to learn the trombone!

Mrs x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.

Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...

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By *exyScientistsCouple
9 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I find the saxophone way sexier. Is their a sexual.position for that or should I go ahead and invent one 🤔 👀 😊

Well I googled

Apparently it’s also the term for a 69 between two people with cocks

Ah crap. I'm out of luck then 🙄

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.

Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now... "

I'll never look at Will Riker the same now

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.

Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...

I'll never look at Will Riker the same now

Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.

Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...

I'll never look at Will Riker the same now

Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬"

Lt.Cmdr Data and his violin.

He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques

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By *ildTimes.Man
9 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

"Absolute heaven.

And I'm not talking about the brass musical instrument!

Tell me about your experiences.

Good & bad please!

I'm a fan 🥪

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.

Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...

I'll never look at Will Riker the same now

Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬

Lt.Cmdr Data and his violin.

He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques

He's a fucking machine! 😱

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
9 weeks ago

Café Leblanc, Stourbridge

Getting jerked off and my ass eaten?

Sign me the fuck up

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By *haron1701ETV/TS
9 weeks ago

Southport

"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.

Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...

I'll never look at Will Riker the same now

Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬

Lt.Cmdr Data and his violin.

He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques

He's a fucking machine! 😱"

Yep, as Tasha found out

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By *obyorkMan
9 weeks ago

Keighley

"According to urban dictionary

“to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time.”"

Oh, in that case I’ve done it quite often with a regular suck buddy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
9 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I did a trumpet

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By *odgerMooreMan
9 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Better than french horning!!!!

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By *rdimpsMan
9 weeks ago

Hull

This should not be a thing.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales

I like learning new phrases! Xx 😄

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By *odgerMooreMan
9 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"I like learning new phrases! Xx 😄"

I like looking at your bum … just saying

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
9 weeks ago

South Wales

"I like learning new phrases! Xx 😄

I like looking at your bum … just saying

Then everybody is happy today 😄

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By *utlongjohnMan
9 weeks ago

My favourite thing to have done

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I flop as soon as something touches the mouthpiece of the trombone so it’s no good to me.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
9 weeks ago

North West

My music teacher once told me I could hit rare low notes on the trombone.

I enjoy a little trombone activity 🍭

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

"I flop as soon as something touches the mouthpiece of the trombone so it’s no good to me."

Wah-wah 🎺

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By *eordieJeansCouple
9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I flop as soon as something touches the mouthpiece of the trombone so it’s no good to me.

Wah-wah 🎺"

And I’ve flopped instantly 😔

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By *aizyWoman
9 weeks ago

west midlands

"I flop as soon as something touches the mouthpiece of the trombone so it’s no good to me.

Wah-wah 🎺

And I’ve flopped instantly 😔"

You are welcome!

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
9 weeks ago

Prestwich

I've heard of a rusty trombone

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By *lix CoxMan
9 weeks ago

CF39

I dunno if perfectly clean yea, but I wouldn't blow like a trombone tho. Dunno what will happen?

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By *entfootloverMan
9 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

I would imagine that would feel delightful

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Central

It used to be New Zealand slang for certain alcoholic antics

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