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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fab members with poor reading skills / dyslexia / impatient / raging horn so lack of time.....

Do you prefer to look at pictures and make a stab at it with a message.

Struggle to read the profile and get rejected anyway.

Randimly massage yan dole goD ? just cos.?

Do your needs matter at all ? Does anyone on here consider that people like you exist ?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm not sure where I want to go on holiday this year... I like to decide last minute, throw some stuff in a bag and go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure where I want to go on holiday this year... I like to decide last minute, throw some stuff in a bag and go."

.....random!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not sure where I want to go on holiday this year... I like to decide last minute, throw some stuff in a bag and go.

.....random!

Whoooooshhhh !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm not sure where I want to go on holiday this year... I like to decide last minute, throw some stuff in a bag and go."

There's a shampoo for that.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I'm not sure where I want to go on holiday this year... I like to decide last minute, throw some stuff in a bag and go.

There's a shampoo for that. "

Only on the third Wednesday of the month.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is this wafflers weekly? I'd like to renew my subscription please.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is this wafflers weekly? I'd like to renew my subscription please. "

Is that a Blue Waffle membership?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I need to empty my sac... I just look for somewhere to deposit my goodness

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is this wafflers weekly? I'd like to renew my subscription please.

Is that a Blue Waffle membership?"

I am proud to say I have never been tempted to look at this famed Blue Waffle.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ugh that's fooking gross

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Ugh that's fooking gross

any meet from now is a bonus

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Is this wafflers weekly? I'd like to renew my subscription please.

Is that a Blue Waffle membership?

I am proud to say I have never been tempted to look at this famed Blue Waffle. "

Actually the Gold Waffle Membership is best - that's with added maple syrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh that's fooking gross

any meet from now is a bonus

That made me snigger

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is there a Ninja in here ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Yeah I decided against

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree, I would do the same

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yeah I decided against

A chuckle a day keeps dementia away x

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Only when it's green and wobbles like jelly.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

what's for lunch

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

About half past five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazon have them in 5 different colours

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"what's for lunch

You're still hungry?? large saveloy dip not enough darling?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Amazon have them in 5 different colours"

All shoes and all shades of red.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it Tuesday?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Is this wafflers weekly? I'd like to renew my subscription please.

Is that a Blue Waffle membership?"

Ewwww!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

How much is that 49p Mars Bar?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

They sell them in the pound shop - don't know how much they are though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How much is that 49p Mars Bar?"

Ask a Venusian

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Malay word for vagina is farage, according to The News Quiz. That made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to play rap-door-run?

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"The Malay word for vagina is farage, according to The News Quiz. That made me

I like a nice Nigel

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The Malay word for vagina is farage, according to The News Quiz. That made me

I like a nice Nigel

We're only making plans for Nigel...

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"The Malay word for vagina is farage, according to The News Quiz. That made me

I like a nice Nigel

We're only making plans for Nigel..."

Nigel just needs a helping hand

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Not that I'm inpatient but I planted some seeds on Tuesday...nothing yet, how long before my borders are in full bloom?!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You never see Mr Benn change into his costume. He puts his hat on the floor and magically changes into his costume. The same for changing back but he picks his hat up.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Not that I'm inpatient but I planted some seeds on Tuesday...nothing yet, how long before my borders are in full bloom?!!

They need heat to germinate (don't we all).

If your weather is anything like our weather, not much will be happening. If it warms up with sunshine and showers - woosh, up before you know it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Not that I'm inpatient but I planted some seeds on Tuesday...nothing yet, how long before my borders are in full bloom?!!

Stick to bloomers with full board. S'easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did wonder where all my absinthe had gone!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Absinthe makes the farts grow longer

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I find feathers work better with that.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I find feathers work better with that. "

Love a good plucking

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