FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing incidents

By (user no longer on site) OP
9 weeks ago

I got locked out a house I was living in once.

I was only wearing underwear.

I had to go round to my neighbour's and knock on their door and ask them if I could use their phone so I could call a locksmith to get me back in.

They were quite an elderly couple and I was sitting there for ages before the locksmith arrived.. who I had to greet like this too.

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By *ongAndThick123Man
9 weeks ago

I was in a hotel and I had a dream I was walking down a long corridor and then stood on the top of a building, standing on the ledge looking down at the traffic.

Then, in reality, I woke up to shouting - and I was in some other persons room. I was stood behind their curtain, facing out towards the window looking at the road.

Scared the shit out of me, and I’m sure it did for those two people too. Still to this day I have no idea how it happened. Never slept walked before, and it’s only happened once since (weirdly enough in a hotel again, but this time I woke up in the stairwell)

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By *ndymac888Man
9 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I picked a pot of paint up once just to move it out way and of course someone put it upside down, I was wearing a sort of boiler suit at the time that opened at the front and was going commando.

The inevitable happened and the lid popped open spilling into the suit and covering my cock and balls in some weird tar like paint. I tried to wash it off to no avail until a mate shouted over a first aider, the poor girl obviously not prepared for this nonsensical display by her recent level 3 first aid qualification got me sent to the hospital.

Of course it was instant morale for all the staff who kindly formed an orderly line to offer their professional opinion on the paint coated spam javelin.

A cold dip in white spirit and the so called medical emergency was over.

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By *undee2Man
9 weeks ago

Dundee

So many incidents.

I was once being very close with a lady who was nanny to some sleeping children. The parents were out but returned early. I grabbed my clothes and nipped out the back door naked. I got dressed and made my way to the street unaware that hubby was still in the car and saw everything. Oops

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By *rucking-HellMan
9 weeks ago

Northampton

Once poo'd myself mid-shag on a one night stand after God knows how many drinks.

The embarrassment was delayed, and felt full force the next day after I sobered up.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
9 weeks ago

Horsham

Answered the door in a dressing gown to a mate, the front door closed behind me. He helped me get on the garage roof, then get in the open bedroom window. He did lend me a pair of trousers to cover up with.

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By *arvey67Man
9 weeks ago

Grimsby

As a lad I caught my foreskin in my zip and couldn't release it,my older sister came to my rescue

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By *ustAnotherMan
9 weeks ago

brumish

Came home during a rainstorm once with my girlfriend at the time, got bak to my roomone thing led to fucking and our discarded wet clothes were thrown into a chair near the door. When we were done and got up to sort them out they'd gone. My mum had come in and fetched them to go in the wash and we hadn't even paused or noticed her

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

I got really d*unk on holiday when I was young (family holiday I was 13)

Walked into my parents room one night and had a pee in there wardrobe (must have thought it was the bathroom) don't remember it, parents told me the next day

(No I don't condone underage drinking)

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By *yway60Man
9 weeks ago

Gamlingay

In my early 20s I went out for a meal with a guy as a first date. I was nervous so had a few drinks and got really d*unk.

In the middle of the night I woke up in his bed needing to throw up, I staggered to the window and puked down his full length curtains. Then got to the bathroom, was sick in the bath and fell into the bath. I grabbed the towel rail screwed to the back of the bathroom door to pull myself out of the bath and ripped it off the door instead. He was so nice about it all and I felt so bad about it. We didn't have a second date!

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

Some really funny story's

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By *urry BlokeMan
9 weeks ago

"I was in a hotel and I had a dream I was walking down a long corridor and then stood on the top of a building, standing on the ledge looking down at the traffic.

Then, in reality, I woke up to shouting - and I was in some other persons room. I was stood behind their curtain, facing out towards the window looking at the road.

I never sleep naked in hotels after two similar incidents

Once in Athens, I ended up naked outside the room, but me opening the door woke my Mrs and she brought me back in and put me in bed

The other time was in Corfu. I ended up naked in reception and had to be taken back to my room by the night porter

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

On holiday, in a really lovely hotel.

I’d just got out of the shower and was wandering around deciding what to wear for dinner. Balcony doors were wide open.

This enormous fucking beastie flew in and landed on my left tit. I screamed, ran around, knocked stuff over, and in my panic ran out into the hotel corridor.

Some poor maintenance worker ran over, grabbed the beastie and my tit and ushered me back to my room where he wrapped me in my towel and left quietly

Once I came back to my senses I was fucking mortified

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By *dalisqueWoman
9 weeks ago

land of make believe

"I got locked out a house I was living in once.

I was only wearing underwear.

I had to go round to my neighbour's and knock on their door and ask them if I could use their phone so I could call a locksmith to get me back in.

They were quite an elderly couple and I was sitting there for ages before the locksmith arrived.. who I had to greet like this too.

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3 years ago I was in Leeds to see The (amazing) Magic Numbers & my friend and I both got locked outside of the hotel room in our underwear!

I had to call down to reception to come & save us.

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