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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As my companion from tonight drives home with a dislocated finger, I ponder, what is the worst sexual injury you have inflicted??

Oh yeah and I broke Obi! Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad you had fun.

Well i almost drown once,like seriously some lady gushed and i had my head upside down off the side of the bed and it went all up my nose n stuff and i couldn't breathe ... and a guy i was with knocked himself out on one of those over ed cuboards

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive dislocated someones wrist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

His finger is very funny looking. I feel bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as serious as that..... Worst I ever suffered was severe scratch marks to my back I bled from them for hours.... Must of been doing something right to warrant them lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"His finger is very funny looking. I feel bad "

At least it was only his finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"His finger is very funny looking. I feel bad

At least it was only his finger

Ram - my thoughts exactly!!!

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Broken banjo strings with two of my exes and one guy who didn't cut his nails ended up really hurting me during clit play.

- Amy. x

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Was once shagging a lovely lady who was into licking ears! As she climaxed she bit my ear and that really hurt. It was red for days, ah well, the price we pay

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Hahahahahahaha.....sorry I'll stop now

I dint think I've caused or received an injury. Did kick a guy in the head during some play in the Round room at chams once. We got the giggles so had to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Serious carpet burn ........on my chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having worked for the ambulance service iv seen a few things go wrong in the bed rooms lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting bad cramp and having to hobble around the room.

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By *coobysMan
over a year ago

north west lancs

A great big cut on my head from falling out of the bed whilst being amorous and catching my head on the corner of a bedside set of draws, loads of blood

Like a trooper though eventually got the blood to stop and still had enough in my old man to carry on from where we left off, banging headache the following day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suffered a split dick once owwww the pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fractured 2 ribs over a Dining Room table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suffered a split dick once owwww the pain "

Jeez howd that happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too tight fit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated my hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated my hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does a direct load of cum to the eye count as an injury cos fuck me did it hurt

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I once suffered what the doc called 'Traumatic thrombosis'. A blood clot in my cock that didn't hurt much when it was soft but was agony when it was hard. It didn't help when the doc showed it to a pretty, female med student and they spent about 10 mins poking it with a pencil.

His comment of "I'd like to open it up and have a look" nearly gave me a coronary until I realised he was joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tore my hip flexor muscle! Was on a dirty weekend away with the ex we were doing it doggy and my hip became really tight then an almighty pop. I couldnt move and a year on its still fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dent in my pride….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst one was I was just starting to have sex with a lady who was laid down on a ironing board that was up just as we got in to the moment the ironing board collapsed causing the lady to fall thrus bending my cock as she went down ouch !! It hurt

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My worst one was I was just starting to have sex with a lady who was laid down on a ironing board that was up just as we got in to the moment the ironing board collapsed causing the lady to fall thrus bending my cock as she went down ouch !! It hurt

Why would you have sexism an ironing board??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

badly twisted my ankle falling off a bed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does a direct load of cum to the eye count as an injury cos fuck me did it hurt

Ouch ...the unpredictability of a jet of cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost said broken heart .... but may be better to stick with the sounding that drew blood

... and no never repeated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the tip of my cock bit as I was being given a blowjob in a sex shop - the lady involved got a bit nervous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken ankle after getting it stuck out of a window.....and also knocked unconscious when a shelf fell off the wall & onto my head, to this day I think the guy kept going!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

There was the series of carpet burns up my back from shagging on the stairs...

And the handprint shaped bruises on my norks from the numpty who grabbed really hard!

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