FabSwingers.com forum: Idly wondering

By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

Was just idly wondering..

What's the biggest thing you've had up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

Of course...this would never work as it does require people admitting they liked a bit of something up the rear...

Outrageous!

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By *ustAnotherMan
10 weeks ago

brumish

Only my own head, between 2002-2005

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By *wimmingbadgerMan
10 weeks ago

Leicester

exs vibrator or a man's cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Only my own head, between 2002-2005"

Got to admire both your flexibility and your stamina.

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By *ariaxxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

London/Kent

A Doctors Scope, Zero Else

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By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A dick

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By *phrodites AlchemistMan
10 weeks ago

Near you

I swallowed a marble as a boy if that counts

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By *effdelightMan
10 weeks ago

Grimsby

A steel weight lifting bar

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I accidentally sat on the tv remote. Also an 8 inch cock.

A courgette, but I put it back on display when done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

That's why the remote in hotel rooms never works!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

Mine was a banana (don't judge! I was experimenting!)

They don't last long...they kinda melt...and yeah unpeeled..

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

Penis.

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By *oewes69Man
10 weeks ago

wakefield

Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

People are always telling me to get my head out of my ass

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By *tolly98Man
10 weeks ago

Sunderland

A clone a willy of someone I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know"

Camera on a roll...mmm...sure it wasn't a cob? Tea cake? Barm?

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By *oewes69Man
10 weeks ago

wakefield

"Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know

Camera on a roll...mmm...sure it wasn't a cob? Tea cake? Barm?

Its tea cake and thats a different thread 😂 honestly most horrific experience ever

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
10 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

According to a guy who doesn't like me, my whole head is up there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know

Camera on a roll...mmm...sure it wasn't a cob? Tea cake? Barm?

Its tea cake and thats a different thread 😂 honestly most horrific experience ever"

I still don't get it tbh...

So you arrived at hospital with a prominent pentax single lense reflex wedged in your arse..

"How did this happen Sir?"

"Well .i was practicing my forward rolls when suddenly...."

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By *oewes69Man
10 weeks ago

wakefield

"Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know

Camera on a roll...mmm...sure it wasn't a cob? Tea cake? Barm?

Its tea cake and thats a different thread 😂 honestly most horrific experience ever

I still don't get it tbh...

So you arrived at hospital with a prominent pentax single lense reflex wedged in your arse..

"How did this happen Sir?"

"Well .i was practicing my forward rolls when suddenly...."

I walked in their fine thankyou. Its the doctor and his Polaroid that ruined me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know

Camera on a roll...mmm...sure it wasn't a cob? Tea cake? Barm?

Its tea cake and thats a different thread 😂 honestly most horrific experience ever

I still don't get it tbh...

So you arrived at hospital with a prominent pentax single lense reflex wedged in your arse..

"How did this happen Sir?"

"Well .i was practicing my forward rolls when suddenly...."

I walked in their fine thankyou. Its the doctor and his Polaroid that ruined me "

Oh dear...finally i see...well in that case at least you can be grateful for tiny digital cameras..lol.

Remember the size of the flashes on those polaroids? Ouch!

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By *oewes69Man
10 weeks ago

wakefield

"Camera on a fucking roll. If you know you know

Camera on a roll...mmm...sure it wasn't a cob? Tea cake? Barm?

Its tea cake and thats a different thread 😂 honestly most horrific experience ever

I still don't get it tbh...

So you arrived at hospital with a prominent pentax single lense reflex wedged in your arse..

"How did this happen Sir?"

"Well .i was practicing my forward rolls when suddenly...."

I walked in their fine thankyou. Its the doctor and his Polaroid that ruined me

Oh dear...finally i see...well in that case at least you can be grateful for tiny digital cameras..lol.

Remember the size of the flashes on those polaroids? Ouch!

Their we go ahah

If one of them flashed up their it would be an xray for everyone else!

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