FabSwingers.com forum: Cheese! 🧀

By *iss.Bella OP Woman
10 weeks ago

Say you're in and send those that tickle your fancy your cheesiest chat up line.

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No flaps / wangs

Yadda yadda yadda

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan
10 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Are you a spanner because you make my nuts tighten

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By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
10 weeks ago

South Wales

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!"

Yeah me too! 😄

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By *nebworthMan
10 weeks ago

Knebworth

Definitely in. Here goes with all the cheesy chat up lines…

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

In for cheeeeese 😜

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

Oh wait…. There’s no cheese 😩

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By *hortieWoman
10 weeks ago

Northampton

"Oh wait…. There’s no cheese 😩"

I know!

Gutted

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

"Oh wait…. There’s no cheese 😩

I know!

Gutted

She’s bad for teasing us right? 😞

Bella we all need cheese now 🥺

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
10 weeks ago

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!"

I knew cheese would lure the hotties in

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
10 weeks ago

"Oh wait…. There’s no cheese 😩

I know!

Gutted

She’s bad for teasing us right? 😞

Bella we all need cheese now 🥺

Only hotties love cheese

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
10 weeks ago

"Oh wait…. There’s no cheese 😩

I know!

Gutted

She’s bad for teasing us right? 😞

Bella we all need cheese now 🥺

You should have known feta

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
10 weeks ago

Ayrshire

In.

Is your Dad a green grocer?

Coz you have a lovely set of Melons 🍈

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By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!

I knew cheese would lure the mice in

Squeek 🐭

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By *dalisqueWoman
10 weeks ago

land of make believe

"Are you a spanner because you make my nuts tighten"

Someone sends me this on here every few days!

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By *iss.Bella OP Woman
10 weeks ago

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!

I knew cheese would lure the mice in

Squeek 🐭

I mean if you're into that, I'll go with it

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By *dalisqueWoman
10 weeks ago

land of make believe

"Say you're in and send those that tickle your fancy your cheesiest chat up line.

Respect filters

No flaps / wangs

Yadda yadda yadda

Im planning cheeseboard to was really hoping this was about actual cheese

🧀🧀🩵

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By *arried curious guyMan
10 weeks ago

Motherwell

I love cheese , My doctor told me that it is recommended to take a match box size of cheese a month, so I changed doctors

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By *olly_AmberTV/TS
10 weeks ago

East Sussex

Yes I was here for some stinky bishop chat

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

In let's go see xxx

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

"Say you're in and send those that tickle your fancy your cheesiest chat up line.

Respect filters

No flaps / wangs

Yadda yadda yadda

Im planning cheeseboard to was really hoping this was about actual cheese

🧀🧀🩵"

May have invited myself to said cheeseboard but I bring rum 😉

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By *entlemanJay39Man
10 weeks ago

Northampton

I'm in and I'm hoping for some E-Dam good chat up line.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
10 weeks ago

preston

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!

I knew cheese would lure the mice in

Squeek 🐭

I mean if you're into that, I'll go with it

Rumour has it that she can be made to squeak 🐭 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!"

I like my cheese too, but think I enjoy my cheese to be like you. Matured, irresistible, and best enjoyed slowly… preferably with nothing else on the plate xxx

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
10 weeks ago

Pontyclun

In for a slice

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By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

It ain't easy, being cheesy 🥪

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!"

Same 😭

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By *exyScientistsCouple
10 weeks ago

Castlebar

Again..

I'm here for cheese 🧀 😋

So goodbye 👋

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By *ilthy ExplorerMan
10 weeks ago

Near You

I’ll give it a shot

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I want a toasted cheese sandwich now.

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By *antasticMrFucks07Man
10 weeks ago

plymouth

In x

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By *harmedAndInChargeMan
10 weeks ago

Bath

I came here hoping for cheese.

But now I’m in I am kinda hoping someone I don’t match with messages just so that I can say …I’m nacho type

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By *antasticMrFucks07Man
10 weeks ago

plymouth

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!

Yeah me too! 😄"

I love cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!

Yeah me too! 😄

I love cheese "

I'll join a cheese appreciation thread though too

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

I was expecting some great conversation about cheese boards! 😩

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By *dalisqueWoman
10 weeks ago

land of make believe

"I came here hoping for cheese.

But now I’m in I am kinda hoping someone I don’t match with messages just so that I can say …I’m nacho type "

Done!!

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By *ndymac888Man
10 weeks ago

Dumbarton

"Fuck sake Bella

I thought this was actually about cheese 🧀!"

😂😂

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By *rSircumsizedMan
10 weeks ago

Risca

Happy to accept a cheesy chat up line from a Baby Bell(a). 🧀

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By *r.ZeusMan
10 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

I’m disappointed this thread isn’t about cheese 🧀

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By *oodguy71pMan
10 weeks ago

Steventon

I wanted this thread to be about people’s fave cheese 🧀 as well 🙁

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
10 weeks ago

Niche

A recent one:

Are you Google? Coz you're everything I've been searching for...

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
10 weeks ago

Niche

Recent fav cheese combo...

Brie with a lil sexy dab of sweet chili sauce on top. Makes a change to red onion etc.

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By *illan-KillashMan
10 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Say you're in and send those that tickle your fancy your cheesiest chat up line.

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No flaps / wangs

Yadda yadda yadda

Clickbait.

Yah got me.......

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

We'd be gouda together because you make me melt and I'm fondue you. 🤭

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By *ea monkeyMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I came here for the cheese

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
10 weeks ago

Voldsøy

No flaps, no wangs... No cheese? No good.

I Camembert it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"Oh wait…. There’s no cheese 😩

I know!

Gutted

Well you've not aged a day shortie

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

Fancy a shag?

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
10 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

In, this sound fun!

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By *att71Man
10 weeks ago

RWB ish

I'm in

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