FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Tom Hardy

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
10 weeks ago

Ladies...what would you do to me if I was Tom Hardy?

Be as graphic as you like..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

I’d sit on his face & grid it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lderflower_AppleWoman
10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Unpopular opinion here I'm sure, but if you were Tom Hardy I'd ignore you and keep on walking... Sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *h3rry Bomb80Man
10 weeks ago

from mars

Who ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'd say

Hi tom

Bye tom

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *cunthorpe123Couple
10 weeks ago

scunthorpe

I’d get far to shy and walk on by 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

I'd maybe do a little head tip as I walked past him.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustAnotherMan
10 weeks ago

brumish

Id say

Didn't you already play two people once?

Get a new gimmick hardy

Also, nice bike

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
10 weeks ago


"I’d sit on his face & grid it "

That Tom Hardy mask i bought should come in handy..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I'd say , Hi Tom, Nice dog. Let's go for walk and a pub meal and a good old chinwag.

I find him to be a very decent bloke and wouldn't turn down the chance to be in his company for a chat.

The meal would be my treat to him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Lovely man. I’d give him my last rolo.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Though I’d discretely lick it first.

That’s it Tom. Eat it. We’re practically snogging.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Though I’d discretely lick it first.

That’s it Tom. Eat it. We’re practically snogging. "

Oh please ! This post MUST be read in conjunction with the post above

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lowupdollTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Though I’d discretely lick it first.

That’s it Tom. Eat it. We’re practically snogging.

Oh please ! This post MUST be read in conjunction with the post above

"

It was an addendum to my kind rolo gesture.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickshawedCouple
10 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'd get him to read that cbeebies story in his sexiest voice. Set me right up for bed 😴

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ortney FoxxxWoman
10 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane


"I’d sit on his face & grid it

That Tom Hardy mask i bought should come in handy.. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *EAT..85Woman
10 weeks ago

Nottingham

Nothing. He does nothing for me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ommy trucker1Man
10 weeks ago

anywhere near you


"I’d sit on his face & grid it

That Tom Hardy mask i bought should come in handy.. "

Think you'd be better off sitting in his face judging by the scene in taboo. As a man who's not blessed with the looks of Tom Hardy I feel quite adequate in other areas lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andybeachWoman
10 weeks ago

In the middle


"I’d sit on his face & grid it

That Tom Hardy mask i bought should come in handy..

Think you'd be better off sitting in his face judging by the scene in taboo. As a man who's not blessed with the looks of Tom Hardy I feel quite adequate in other areas lol"

We’ve already watched Bronson several times, we know what we’re getting 😜😜

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ommy trucker1Man
10 weeks ago

anywhere near you

Ha ha 😂 🤣

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ore_Please81Woman
10 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Ladies...what would you do to me if I was Tom Hardy?

Be as graphic as you like.. "

I spoke to him on the phone when I did his wife’s makeup. He was fixing there washing machine and she was raging that he didn’t just call a man in 🤣.

Lovely chap and handy too x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West

I’d tell him he could do whatever he wanted to me and leave me dead in a ditch after … as long as he said goodnight CBeebies style before I took my last breath

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago


"Who ? "

He's laurel & hardys son

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'd look him in the eye, smile and say "Tom, outta two?, I'd definitely give you 1"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mily36CWoman
10 weeks ago

... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooft ...now Mr Tom Hardy could share my piece of carrot cake anytime and anywhere

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ollyPocket75Woman
10 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Not much, he's not for me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *viatrixWoman
10 weeks ago

Redhill

Who is Tom Hardy?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *FF23Man
10 weeks ago

London


"Who is Tom Hardy? "

Seems to be the current hot actor for every film made recently. Done some good ones in the past. Watched one of his on Netflix. Fucking awful to be totally honest. Action movie, blah blah blah, English guy doing American accent, blah blah. Loads of fun violence and shakey fight scenes that you can’t make out. Basically massively disappointed by it. But he has been in a few good ones.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *viatrixWoman
10 weeks ago

Redhill


"Who is Tom Hardy?

Seems to be the current hot actor for every film made recently. Done some good ones in the past. Watched one of his on Netflix. Fucking awful to be totally honest. Action movie, blah blah blah, English guy doing American accent, blah blah. Loads of fun violence and shakey fight scenes that you can’t make out. Basically massively disappointed by it. But he has been in a few good ones. "

A bit like Jason Statham, no? Completely opposite to what I’m attracted to. 🤢🤢🤢 pass!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arakiss12TV/TS
10 weeks ago

Bedfuck

I used to work with a guy called Tom Hardy He looked like Steptoe.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vaRoseWoman
10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Unpopular opinion here I'm sure, but if you were Tom Hardy I'd ignore you and keep on walking... Sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Same. Decent actor but does nothing for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *urves and MischiefWoman
10 weeks ago

North West


"Who is Tom Hardy?

Seems to be the current hot actor for every film made recently. Done some good ones in the past. Watched one of his on Netflix. Fucking awful to be totally honest. Action movie, blah blah blah, English guy doing American accent, blah blah. Loads of fun violence and shakey fight scenes that you can’t make out. Basically massively disappointed by it. But he has been in a few good ones. "

I watched this the other day and have to agree it’s dire.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *immers123Woman
10 weeks ago

South Molton

Tell you I didn't like how you gave that old Biddy cousin marvs stool. That was his stool.. and it meant something

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
10 weeks ago

.

Absolutely nothing.

Like if you were in a box OP.

Some males don't really do anything for me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"Who is Tom Hardy?

Seems to be the current hot actor for every film made recently. Done some good ones in the past. Watched one of his on Netflix. Fucking awful to be totally honest. Action movie, blah blah blah, English guy doing American accent, blah blah. Loads of fun violence and shakey fight scenes that you can’t make out. Basically massively disappointed by it. But he has been in a few good ones.

A bit like Jason Statham, no? Completely opposite to what I’m attracted to. 🤢🤢🤢 pass! "

No. Nothing like Jason Statham. Tom is a great character actor. When he was no longer in Peaky Blinders I wasn't as interested. He's shown his wide capabilities in roles in The virgin queen, wuthering heights, band of brothers, oliver twist and he was outstanding as Capone. I'll always remember how well he played 'Stuart' in A life Backwards about a homeless man that commits suicide. He has a long history as an actor and writer and his supporting roles in films are a very small part of who he is. I really did like him in his own fantasy history series Taboo ... he's done too much to mention. I guess if people only watch adventure films then that's the way they'll think of him. I like the fact that he seems down to earth and lacking in arrogance.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *agic.MMan
10 weeks ago

Orpington

Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill are the only two men that make me question my sexuality at times 😑...I CANNOT be friends with anyone that don't like them, actually I could not even socialise with people that don't like them, ACTUALLY I find those people repulsive! ...ok maybe I'm exaggerating a little bit 👀

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *a LunaWoman
10 weeks ago

o o OO o o

Nothing, he does nothing for me!

Henry Cavill though. With his good looks, geeky nature and strong physique. Yeah 🤤

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *verageHoesCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

He seems nice. Don't fancy him, though. I'd give him a freddo.

Mrs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *dintvTV/TS
10 weeks ago

your bed

I’ve always had the bigger crush on Tom hardy! What if do for a night with him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ildTimes.Man
10 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

I suppose he's ok if you like the "ugly" look 😂🥪

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I suppose he's ok if you like the "ugly" look 😂🥪"

sniff sniff .... is that jealousy mixed with internet waves ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *viatrixWoman
10 weeks ago

Redhill


"Nothing, he does nothing for me!

Henry Cavill though. With his good looks, geeky nature and strong physique. Yeah 🤤"

Henry Cavill… now we’re talking! 😍 🤤

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uriousscouserWoman
10 weeks ago

Wirral

I'd see if I could play with your pups.

Not a euphemism.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *oveandfastWoman
10 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

I’ve met Tom Hardy, we exchanged smiles and pleasantries and went on with our days 😂

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top