FabSwingers.com forum: I want a massage

By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

With a happy ending!

None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?

What do YOU want right now?

Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I’ll go elbow deep in you.

Like a vet pulling a calf out.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I want a massage

With a happy ending!

Also, a day off work.

(To have the massage)

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By *gent CoulsonMan
10 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"With a happy ending!

None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?

What do YOU want right now?

Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)

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i would offer the massage with a selection of essential oils, but as I am.out.of your age range, I will settle for a coop tiramisu to my self, best supermarket on I have found

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan
10 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Tiramasu?! 🤮

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By *oeBeansMan
10 weeks ago

London

Well now I want a family sized tiramisu that I can't get... Thanks Raven 🙄

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"I’ll go elbow deep in you.

Like a vet pulling a calf out. "

I said massage not colonic irrigation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"I want a massage

With a happy ending!

Also, a day off work.

(To have the massage) "

A whole day? I don't know if I can stand someone been that close to me all day. I was thinking 20mins tops.

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By *iHungMan
10 weeks ago

blackpool

I’m sure you’ll be inundated with offers but happy to join the queue!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"I want a massage

With a happy ending!

Also, a day off work.

(To have the massage)

A whole day? I don't know if I can stand someone been that close to me all day. I was thinking 20mins tops. "

If it was for you I could do it on my coffee break.

For me, I’d need a full day, these muscles need some work!

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By *issmorganWoman
10 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now

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By *ritishguyMan
10 weeks ago

Lancashire

I want a massage with a happy ending,

But also a lottery win big enough to no longer work.

Failing that I do love a Tiramisu, please x

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now

I’ll have you know I’m Practicing. I never said I was a professional, I’m just practicing. 😏

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By *ouble-SidedCouple
10 weeks ago

Voldsøy

The will to lose the 5kg I've piled back on! 🙏😬

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind being part of a DAP right now, but that could be said any time of any day!! Being stuck offshore for another 2 weeks I'll just have to settle for a cuppa soup for supper instead (Tomato and basil with crutons).

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By *egDaySkipperMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

Ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

"I’ll go elbow deep in you.

Like a vet pulling a calf out.

I said massage not colonic irrigation!"

Yeah you get that first, slipping you the arm is the happy ending.

Well it is for me anyway.

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By *.hrisMan
10 weeks ago

Bath

I just want the massage to be honest, a nice strong one too! Not fussed on the happy ending today though 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *WANDTGCouple
10 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

I always feel tired and drained after a massage , so I'd probably want the day off after.

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

Lying down for a massage feels like to much effort.

I just want the hand job.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Will you shave beforehand?

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By *exyScientistsCouple
10 weeks ago

Castlebar

Icecream

But I'll settle for frozen yogurt and feel slightly healthier 😇

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Tiramasu?! 🤮"

Don't talk to me every again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"I’m sure you’ll be inundated with offers but happy to join the queue!"

Very British of you, but what do YOU want?

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By *ripfillMan
10 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now

I agree but have they been through the correct courses and are they certificated by a professional body. ?

I offer both professional Swedish massage, sports injury rehab massage and … ( learnt in France 6 years ago Yoni Tantric massage )

I do not rub skin … on a bed massage !

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By *ust want fun 888Man
10 weeks ago

nearby

"With a happy ending!

None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?

What do YOU want right now?

Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)

I would also love this, but not a hope of getting it where I live

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Will you shave beforehand? "

You love the hair don't lie.

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By *ansoffateMan
10 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Yeah I could use one of those massages too.

I do like tiramisu, but I'm. ot feeling it today. I want something a bit more fruity, mango or melon or both.

Then some good fucking sex.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
10 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Will you shave beforehand?

You love the hair don't lie."

You’re my little Gruffalo ❤️

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By *electableicecreamMan
10 weeks ago

The West

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman
10 weeks ago

Reading

Actually I could really do with a shoulder massage. I have a crick in my neck from my stupid pillows. A foot massage would also not go amiss. Or a hug. An orgasm or two. Some cherry pie with vanilla ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Ice cream."

Not a big ice cream fan. It belongs in the same category as pizza for me. The bin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"Will you shave beforehand?

You love the hair don't lie.

You’re my little Gruffalo ❤️"

Maybe not so little. But awwwwwww.

Thanks ant(or dec) 😘

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By *olden PoleMan
10 weeks ago

Bromley

I want a cup of tea with a whole pack of Jammie Dodgers to myself.

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By *egDaySkipperMan
10 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Ice cream.

Not a big ice cream fan. It belongs in the same category as pizza for me. The bin."

Your massage belongs in the bin!

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By *asty tatsyMan
10 weeks ago

london

Pretty sure if you put it in your status you’ll get many many offers 😁

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By *ou only live onceMan
10 weeks ago

London

I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.

I venture you getting your massage is much more likely...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
10 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.

🙏🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍👍

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.

I venture you getting your massage is much more likely..."

I don't know what that means YOLO but I fear we are both out of luck. Share my family sized tiramisu?

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By *verageHoesCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.

Mrs

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
10 weeks ago

southend

Now this would be an amazing idea and has my full backing if anyone chooses to research such a thing lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
10 weeks ago

Bexley

"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now

...and half of those men claim to be masseuses, usually because they don't understand the difference!

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By *ou only live onceMan
10 weeks ago

London

"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.

I venture you getting your massage is much more likely...

I don't know what that means YOLO but I fear we are both out of luck. Share my family sized tiramisu? "

And there was me warming my hands...

But I do love a tiramisu!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
10 weeks ago

"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.

Mrs"

But would they bring it back?

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By *KTim61Man
10 weeks ago

Tipton

Sex would be great

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

I want something to ease the pain and uncomfortable feelings I'm getting from yet another virus.

I only finished coughing up crap from the last one about a week ago.

I don't think my body can take much more of this.

Send help 🥺

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.

Mrs"

I'd take a bucket up to bed with me and empty it into that at night.

My bathroom is downstairs and I need at least two wees before I fall asleep.

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
10 weeks ago

southend

"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.

Mrs

I'd take a bucket up to bed with me and empty it into that at night.

My bathroom is downstairs and I need at least two wees before I fall asleep. "

Time for a chamber pot lol

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By *till gameMan
10 weeks ago

Oldham

"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now

I’m a gynaecologist and up to my neck in it 🤭

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
10 weeks ago

Brum

Not much really.

I’m pretty content these days thanks op.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
10 weeks ago

Durham

A day off would be incredibly appreciated right now. It's been a long hard slog these last few months.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
10 weeks ago

I'll take some profiteroles

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By *ad NannaWoman
10 weeks ago

East London

"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.

Mrs

I'd take a bucket up to bed with me and empty it into that at night.

My bathroom is downstairs and I need at least two wees before I fall asleep.

Time for a chamber pot lol"

Don't think I haven't considered that.

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By *r Light YearMan
10 weeks ago

Brighton

"Ice cream.

Not a big ice cream fan. It belongs in the same category as pizza for me. The bin."

So, on top of everything else, you have the audacity to diss pizza now!?

In the good old days OP, you'd have been burnt at a stake by now

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
10 weeks ago

southend

"Don't think I haven't considered that."

Lol needs must and there is nothing worse than waking up busting for a pee and having to walk all the way through a house when its cold just have to make sure to put the pot out the way so you dont kick it or step in it the next time you need to go that night

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By *ou only live onceMan
10 weeks ago

London

"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.

I venture you getting your massage is much more likely...

I don't know what that means YOLO but I fear we are both out of luck. Share my family sized tiramisu?

And there was me warming my hands...

But I do love a tiramisu!"

Ok, I was right. Pass me that spoon.

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By *enelope2UWoman
10 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"With a happy ending!

None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?

What do YOU want right now?

Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)

I've used a legitimate tantric guy for a bit over a year now I couldn't go anywhere else or rely on those on this site to be capable.. if you're in Edinburgh just send a message and I'll give you his info

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By *ig1gaz1Man
10 weeks ago

bradford

"A whole day? I don't know if I can stand someone been that close to me all day. I was thinking 20mins tops. "

a good massage for both sides would be 1 1/2 hrs

for a happy ending it would be longer.

but dont blame me if your still horny afterwards

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By *oldyoudown41Man
10 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"With a happy ending!

None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?

What do YOU want right now?

Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)

You could just DM me ahahahhaha

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