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By *aron Van Winkle OP   Man
9 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I heard (or maybe read somewhere on here) that starting a thread or replying here is a good way to get noticed. So I thought I’d test that theory and see what happens.

Not here to pretend I’m not after a bit of attention, let’s be honest, aren’t we all in some way?

That said, I’d like to make it a bit fun, maybe even get a few laughs along the way.

So here’s a question:

What’s the most unexpected, funny, or awkward thing that’s ever happened to you at a swinging or social event?

Doesn’t have to be wild, just something real (and hopefully entertaining).

Let’s see if this little experiment works…

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

I slipped getting out of the jacuzzi and broke my wrist.

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
9 weeks ago

mid glam

Years ago on a 1st social meet I parked the car, got out, went to get ticket and a guy handed me his and said take it its got 1hr left, got in his car and stared, then started his car and drove off.....then messaged me and said sorry I chickened out meeting you but you've still got 50mins left on the ticket you can find something to keep you occupied.

I laughed ...his loss

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social

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By *dalisqueWoman
9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social "

That is terrible!

Funny or scary??

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By *aron Van Winkle OP   Man
9 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"I slipped getting out of the jacuzzi and broke my wrist."

😯 You should have held on to something getting out 😏😉

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By *etwife8230Couple
9 weeks ago

Newport

Was chatting in very dark club and leaned back at what I thought was a door.Turned out to be black chains and I fell straight through into someone playing backwards on my arse

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By *aron Van Winkle OP   Man
9 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"Years ago on a 1st social meet I parked the car, got out, went to get ticket and a guy handed me his and said take it its got 1hr left, got in his car and stared, then started his car and drove off.....then messaged me and said sorry I chickened out meeting you but you've still got 50mins left on the ticket you can find something to keep you occupied.

I laughed ...his loss"

😯 he met you 🤷‍♂️ did you leave him a verification?

‘Polite and generous, very good with time keeping!’

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By *aomilatteCouple
9 weeks ago

Midlands

Finding out the Woman in the other couple had carried a double dildo in a box with a picture of said item past a busy hotel reception and bar.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds

Reminds me of a beer advert jingle "Double Dildo works wonders"

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By *ackformore100Man
9 weeks ago

Tin town


"I slipped getting out of the jacuzzi and broke my wrist."

Ouch!

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By *hechonkyduoCouple
9 weeks ago

Halloween Town, Dudleyish.

I had to slap a guys erect cock out of my face as I bent to get my boots as I was leaving an orgy room 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago

There was a random shrek party in the room next to where the social was, so everytime you left the room, there was shreks, Fiona’s, donkeys, gingerbread men everywhere. Was very comical.

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By *vaRoseWoman
9 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social

That is terrible!

Funny or scary??"

Funny

Very very funny

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By *aron Van Winkle OP   Man
9 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social

That is terrible!

Funny or scary??

Funny

Very very funny"

I wonder if the app updated the other driver,

“Your punch is one minute away!”

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By *r.EdibleMan
9 weeks ago

Fraserburgh

The first time we went to a club, there was a guy on the other end of the couples bed with one leg (not even a stump) absolutely going for it. Thoroughly unexpected, and it was then I knew swinging was definitely for me!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
9 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I met a “couple” for a coffee.

Her husband and his wife rang while we were drinking the coffee 😆

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By *aron Van Winkle OP   Man
9 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire


"I met a “couple” for a coffee.

Her husband and his wife rang while we were drinking the coffee 😆"

😯

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"I met a “couple” for a coffee.

Her husband and his wife rang while we were drinking the coffee 😆"

😂😂😂

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
9 weeks ago

Stourbridge

I was having fun with my then partner on the swing at Chams when a former colleague tapped me in the shoulder and we shook hands

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By *allySlinkyWoman
9 weeks ago

Leeds


"I was having fun with my then partner on the swing at Chams when a former colleague tapped me in the shoulder and we shook hands "

I hope your hand was clean !

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
9 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Always carried wipes!

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By *ou only live onceMan
9 weeks ago

London

Met a couple for my first 'proper' meet. We'd been chatting a bit and all felt good.

Got to the hotel to find another guy there too - MMF was clearly MMMF. Odd, but could have been fine. But the weird bit was he had already 'finished' when I arrived so was just sat on the sofa making idle chat and watching TV. Sexy it was not. I didn't stay long.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social

That is terrible!

Funny or scary??

Funny

Very very funny

I wonder if the app updated the other driver,

“Your punch is one minute away!”"

Spit out some of my water reading that one.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
9 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands

Try to get yourself to a social, or arrange a social one on one.

You'll have a great time, fab socials are a firm favourite here 🫶

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Dartford

My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

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By *eroLondonMan
9 weeks ago

Mayfair

It was at the last 'farewell' MLS social, a somewhat awkward and unexpected experience. My return to the hotel entailed slipping and falling spectacularly on the rain-washed Manchester pavements, a bloodied knee that wouldn't stop haemorrhaging, hotel staff supplying me with their first aid kit and the evening ending with chocolates and a therapeutic blowjob from my FWB.

It was passion and pain in equal measures.

Or, in the words of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers "Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic".

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By *ad NannaWoman
9 weeks ago

East London

Someone I'd spoken to briefly at a forum social thought it was ok to grab my boob and honk as he quickly left the venue.

I'd had surgery on that boob a few months previously and it was still a little sensitive.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
9 weeks ago

North West


"There was a random shrek party in the room next to where the social was, so everytime you left the room, there was shreks, Fiona’s, donkeys, gingerbread men everywhere. Was very comical. "

That was brilliant. The shrek rave was better than the social! 🤣😁

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By *ezandCCouple
9 weeks ago

Telford


"Finding out the Woman in the other couple had carried a double dildo in a box with a picture of said item past a busy hotel reception and bar."

That is so funny, imagine all the people who would have seen the box, I bet most would have happily watched

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By *dalisqueWoman
9 weeks ago

land of make believe


"The uber driver having a scrap with another uber driver on the way to the social

That is terrible!

Funny or scary??

Funny

Very very funny"

Good to hear 😆😆

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By *oiluvfunMan
9 weeks ago

Penrith

Was enjoying a great fuck in missionary position with my friend, on this mezzanine play area in Club f, when all of a sudden, my left leg shot backwards! I turned around to see this bloke stood at the top of the ladder, his hand around my ankle, when he asked “Mind if I join you?”….

You can imagine my response 🤬

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By *inchestersBitchWoman
9 weeks ago

mid glam


"Years ago on a 1st social meet I parked the car, got out, went to get ticket and a guy handed me his and said take it its got 1hr left, got in his car and stared, then started his car and drove off.....then messaged me and said sorry I chickened out meeting you but you've still got 50mins left on the ticket you can find something to keep you occupied.

I laughed ...his loss

😯 he met you 🤷‍♂️ did you leave him a verification?

‘Polite and generous, very good with time keeping!’ "

I didn't leave a veri

I did leave with a stack of books 50p each....the shining, salems lot, Carrie

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Dartford


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x"

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x

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By *ackformore100Man
9 weeks ago

Tin town


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x"

This ^^.

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x"

Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Dartford


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x

Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr) "

I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
9 weeks ago


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x

Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)

I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x

Mrs x"

Yeah but op is a guy and some couples are looking for guys but don’t allow messages from guys because it’s far to much fabmin im betting there’s a few couples and women like us who keep an eye on guys posting in the forums for possibly meeting with

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By *oiluvfunMan
9 weeks ago

Penrith


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x"

I’ve met two single ladies and one couple, as a direct result of using the forums. It’s not a great average after 13 years in Fab, but it’s better than none at all

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By *hat.coupleCouple
9 weeks ago

Dartford


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x

Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)

I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x

Mrs x

Yeah but op is a guy and some couples are looking for guys but don’t allow messages from guys because it’s far to much fabmin im betting there’s a few couples and women like us who keep an eye on guys posting in the forums for possibly meeting with "

That's a good use of forums x

Mrs x

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By *viatrixWoman
9 weeks ago

Redhill

Considering the wet facilities, steps, and so many ladies in high heels, I am surprised there aren’t many broken ankles ….

It will be a looooong time before I venture to one again. 🥺🥺🥺

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By *midnight-Woman
9 weeks ago

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"Considering the wet facilities, steps, and so many ladies in high heels, I am surprised there aren’t many broken ankles ….

It will be a looooong time before I venture to one again. 🥺🥺🥺"

Awww get yourself to the London social in July - you'll maybe be in a walking boot by then??

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By *aughtyEssexGentMan
9 weeks ago

Basildon

You are probably noticed more than you think. Women often view profiles in stealth mode so you’d never know

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By *oeBeansMan
9 weeks ago

Derby

I don't think I've had any funny or awkward moments in clubs or socials in the ones I've been to. The closest thing to awkward was in a club in the cinema room where the porn on the screen showed a man using a courgette on a woman. Two couples then proceeded to talk about courgettes for 5 minutes while I was with someone trying to concentrate and get very the line. It took all my self control not to turn around and tell them to shut up!

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By *VANDYMan
9 weeks ago

Dawlish


"My husband slipped getting into a hot tub and landed face down arse up in the air in the middle of the hot tub, but still managed to keep his drink above water and didn't spill a drop!. It was hilarious. We all got a good look at his ring and balls!! It actually broke the ice and started off some serious fun x

Mrs x

As much fun as it is posting in the forums I sadly don't believe it is more likely to get one noticed because of it. I'm always posting and commenting on forums and we have never once been approached by a women let alone had a meet because of it. I purely enjoy taking part and reading funny or interesting posts.

Mrs x

Every single guy we’ve messaged and the guy we met we spotted on the forums (mr)

I can believe that, but we aren't looking for men or coupes. And there in lies our problem x

Mrs x

Yeah but op is a guy and some couples are looking for guys but don’t allow messages from guys because it’s far to much fabmin im betting there’s a few couples and women like us who keep an eye on guys posting in the forums for possibly meeting with "

I can absolutely, well sort of agree with this. I’ve not been lucky enough to even get a reply, let alone a meet, but since becoming “active “ on the forum I get views from mostly couples. No messages as yet but at least people are curious. I also checked the Local Updates and two ladies were asking for anyone going to this club to message did. I messaged both of them and ended up playing with both at the club.

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