FabSwingers.com forum: Did you ever measure it?

The Velvet Den of Desire

Guys, you’ve seen a profile but they only want a 7+ cock, so do you bother measuring it before you send a 1st message, or is your guess work pretty accurate?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
12 weeks ago

Bromley

"Guys, you’ve seen a profile but they only want a 7+ cock, so do you bother measuring it before you send a 1st message, or is your guess work pretty accurate?

I buy my tape measures from Temu. My penis is 13"

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"Guys, you’ve seen a profile but they only want a 7+ cock, so do you bother measuring it before you send a 1st message, or is your guess work pretty accurate?

I buy my tape measures from Temu. My penis is 13""

I measure mine with a phone app. It tells me it is 3.45 m²

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Never, the only person to measure mine is the wife, can’t remember why nor the official measurements.

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By *dam1971Man
11 weeks ago

Bedford

7 inches?

I’m not having a cock reduction for anybody!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
11 weeks ago

North West

If I had a cock I’d want to know …

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By *avid 50Man
11 weeks ago

kendal

i'm sure sometime in their life every male has measured how long and how thick is cookies just out of interest

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By *stoppMan
11 weeks ago

Durham

I have a photo on my profile depicting the length of mine.

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By *oody459Man
11 weeks ago

Carlisle

I maid mine a long time ago, I shouldn't think it changes so no point it doing it again

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"If I had a cock I’d want to know … "

Here’s a thing.

Why not? We know how tall we are, and in here that’s a thing that’s a preference.

Woman know what size boobs they have, as they get measured, so we measure our bodies for that.

Why is it frowned upon that guys measure their cocks?

^i’m just putting an argument for something that actually doesn’t bother me.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
11 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

I don’t wanna know. Ignorance is bliss

But in a post-coital haze an ex discovered its longer than the Sky+ remote

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By *phrodisiac2000Man
11 weeks ago

saddleworth NW

"i'm sure sometime in their life every male has measured how long and how thick is cookies just out of interest"

I can’t lie I know the dimensions of mine

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By *carlettsWoman
11 weeks ago

Harpenden

"Guys, you’ve seen a profile but they only want a 7+ cock, so do you bother measuring it before you send a 1st message, or is your guess work pretty accurate?

I buy my tape measures from Temu. My penis is 13""

Do Temu do just a man inches version? X

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By *upersonic SamMan
11 weeks ago

wigan

I measured it as a young adult, back in the day before tinter-web the only way to know if you were normal down there was to compare yourself to what a medical book said was average or stare at other people at the urinal.

Top tip for making people feel uncomfortable, if you hold it by the tip at the urinal and stick your finger out, it looks to somebody's side eye like you are packing a 10 inch softy

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By *oughmanMan
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

No, it's always seed like a weird thing to do to me. It's what you've got, like it or not. Short of some medical tinkering there's not much you can do about it. I've always thought mine was rather average. I've not had any compliments or complaints. So good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I've got a tape measure tattooed on mine, so I can see the progress he's made over the years.

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By *an8iMan
11 weeks ago

Bilston

Everyone bloke measures there old fella if they say no its either smaller than they thought or there telling porkie pie's

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"i'm sure sometime in their life every male has measured how long and how thick is cookies just out of interest"

Is it a big cookie?

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By *avexxMan
11 weeks ago

cheshire

i tend to ignore profiles asking for 7 inch plus

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By *ikesEmBigMan
11 weeks ago

Bromley

I find it highly unlikely or incredibly rare that no bloke does this. Although "mileage" may vary

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Nah. Fuck it. They'll get what I'm giving 🤓

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By *ikesEmBigMan
11 weeks ago

Bromley

"Nah. Fuck it. They'll get what I'm giving 🤓"
tbf its not like you can change it

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By *ife NinjaMan
11 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Nah. Fuck it. They'll get what I'm giving 🤓tbf its not like you can change it"

I'm just glad it still works 😬🤓

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Had a few ladies want to measure mine

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By *omeones GrumpMan
11 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Never bothered to measure it

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

Of course, including desperate efforts trying to wrap non bendy metal ones around it

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By *ikesEmBigMan
11 weeks ago

Bromley

"Of course, including desperate efforts trying to wrap non bendy metal ones around it

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watch out. They can hurt when they withdraw

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By *tr8MrEMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

I've been told I'm big, but never measured, I just consider myself above average

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By *otsossieMan
11 weeks ago

Chesterfield

The penis begins at the Bumhole, right?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
11 weeks ago

Bromley

"The penis begins at the Bumhole, right?"
no, the top of the bum crack

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By *r SmartypantsMan
11 weeks ago

London- Liverpool Street

I use the ruler printed on the side of the sky remote.

About 12 inches these days, even with the new smaller remotes they have these days. 🤣

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By *otsossieMan
11 weeks ago

Chesterfield

I’ve been selling myself short

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By *eformed_CharactersCouple
11 weeks ago

round and about

Is there a correct way to measure it wonder, from the top? Underneath?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
11 weeks ago

Bromley

"I’ve been selling myself short"
it'll be a surprise for them then

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By *ikesEmBigMan
11 weeks ago

Bromley

"Is there a correct way to measure it wonder, from the top? Underneath?"
i think it's meant to be from the base topside

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By *ora the explorerWoman
11 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

First thing I’d do if I had one!

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By *oodmessMan
11 weeks ago

yumsville

"Is there a correct way to measure it wonder, from the top? Underneath?"

I can hear the rummaging of a junk draw right now

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By *otsossieMan
11 weeks ago

Chesterfield

"i think it's meant to be from the base topside"

That’s going to be the shortest possible distance so yeah.

But where’s the fun in that?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Chichester

I take a depth stick to make sure the cunt is actually deep enough though to Handle my god like flesh spear of David. (Complete with halo )

One thing wanting big cocks another bring to tight for them or bottoming out

First world struggles I know

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By *xfordjohnMan
11 weeks ago

Oxford

I measured mine when I first joined. I don't think it's shrunk since then.

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By *aron Van Winkle OP Man
11 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"First thing I’d do if I had one!"

I can give you one to measure if you want? 🤷‍♂️

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