FabSwingers.com forum: Farts

By *upersonic Sam OP Man
11 weeks ago

wigan

When you are alone do you deliberately take a whiff? Asking for a friend

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
11 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Too right I do! Got to know that the effort 💨 has been worth it 🤣

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
11 weeks ago

wigan

"Too right I do! Got to know that the effort 💨 has been worth it 🤣"

You have to squeeze, pffft, amateur 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I take a good sniff under the duvet when farting in bed (answering for a friend of course 🙂) ...

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By *tr8MrEMan
11 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

"When you are alone do you deliberately take a whiff? Asking for a friend

I cup it and let the cat have a whiff 🤣🤣

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By *ucka39Man
11 weeks ago

Newcastle

I remember when I farted in bed with the ex and she said leave it in the covers and did I listen sharing is caring 😂 didn't go down well

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By *peedyGMan
11 weeks ago

Telford

Used to take protein shakes regularly.... nothing like it honestly lol.

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
10 weeks ago

La La Land

"Used to take protein shakes regularly.... nothing like it honestly lol."

Protein shake farts are the worst!!

Not that I'd know anything about them, obvs

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By *ife NinjaMan
10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Try it in the bath. Evil 😬

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Chichester

"When you are alone do you deliberately take a whiff? Asking for a friend

You should fart in bath go under water and breach the surface fart bubble with your nose

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By *upersonic Sam OP Man
10 weeks ago

wigan

"Try it in the bath. Evil 😬"

Concentrated bum kiss bubbles

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By *odie_mdTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Glasgow

Anyone who says they dont sniff their own bouquet is a born liar lol xx

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By *aron Van WinkleMan
10 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

I can’t help it, I always go to my small bathroom to fart.

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By *ife NinjaMan
10 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Try it in the bath. Evil 😬

Concentrated bum kiss bubbles

I'm hazarding a guess there's science involved....is Hannah Fry on here? 🤞🤓

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
10 weeks ago

Chichester

When I was a late teen and did some season work in curry’s. The guys in fridge section used to fart in the display refrigerators so you got a whif with customers when showing them the units

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By *peedyGMan
10 weeks ago

Telford

"Used to take protein shakes regularly.... nothing like it honestly lol.

Protein shake farts are the worst!!

Not that I'd know anything about them, obvs

Of course not, we all know women don't fart

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
10 weeks ago

La La Land

"Used to take protein shakes regularly.... nothing like it honestly lol.

Protein shake farts are the worst!!

Not that I'd know anything about them, obvs

Of course not, we all know women don't fart

We secrete beautiful 'love puffs' of Chanel

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By *oodmessMan
10 weeks ago

yumsville

I was going to post this the other day but as it's descended, I'll have to be honest. The worst I had was having to leave to room or should I say bed. It comes to something when it's not embarrassment but a threat to life. She simply sore, asked if something had died and tried filtering it with the duvet tog. My response was 'nope', as I legged it.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
10 weeks ago

ashford

Of course! Have a good sniff! And b proud!

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By *hortieWoman
10 weeks ago

Northampton

"When I was a late teen and did some season work in curry’s. The guys in fridge section used to fart in the display refrigerators so you got a whif with customers when showing them the units "

Fucking hell.. spat me coffee out !!!!!!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
10 weeks ago

walsall

"When I was a late teen and did some season work in curry’s. The guys in fridge section used to fart in the display refrigerators so you got a whif with customers when showing them the units "

Priceless….

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