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"Guess whose been on the gin?" Camilla! | |||
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"Guess whose been on the gin?" Would it be you by any chance | |||
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"ask me anything" What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" This always comes up and I still don't know the answer  | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer "You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?" 😁 | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁"I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question² | |||
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"What gin ?" Aldi geyson morello | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²"Am I an apple?  | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?" cheetah | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? "No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar | |||
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"So in little house on the prairie, what’s the price of cheese?" Depends what cheese | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar "... have another gin. 🍑😏 | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah" ❌ | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah ❌" what is it then | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah ❌" It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣 | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏"thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah ❌ It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣" an ostrich | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement "😁 I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah ❌ It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣" Oh, I always stay for a cwtch afterwards 🤣 | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement
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I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier "Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it | |||
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"ask me anything" Will a man ever be able to swim faster than a shark ? | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement
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I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it"Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! | |||
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"ask me anything What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah ❌ It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣 Oh, I always stay for a cwtch afterwards 🤣" Yeah, yeah... so you say 🤥 | |||
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"ask me anything Will a man ever be able to swim faster than a shark ? " Depends how fast the shark is | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement
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I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it
Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! "That's why I don't know I only drink white rum | |||
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"ask me anything Will a man ever be able to swim faster than a shark ? Depends how fast the shark is" Great answer you win that one | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement
😁
I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it
Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! That's why I don't know I only drink white rum"Dark rum in cola is a black drink that matches my aesthetic. 😌 Plus I like it. 😁 | |||
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"ask me anything What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer
You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"
😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²
Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar
... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement
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I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it
Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! That's why I don't know I only drink white rum
Dark rum in cola is a black drink that matches my aesthetic. 😌
Plus I like it. 😁"never have I tasted dark rum, might be the time to give it ago | |||
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"Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea? " stupid, your only going to fall off and break your neck | |||
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"🤔 You?" would you like to ask me a question | |||
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"Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea? stupid, your only going to fall off and break your neck "Yes you're right and sensible. I'll tell her at the time of inputting my height, I was wearing stilts, therefore not a fib.  | |||
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"Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea? stupid, your only going to fall off and break your neck
Yes you're right and sensible. I'll tell her at the time of inputting my height, I was wearing stilts, therefore not a fib. "5ft 10 isn't short just wear cuban heels | |||
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"Same here Hun 😘" I hear you and everyone has fuckedl of to bed | |||
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"Same here Hun 😘I hear you and everyone has fuckedl of to bed" not everyone | |||
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