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By *he Filthy Gorgeous Ones OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Sorry I can’t make the meet today because my Grandma just died.

(For the 100th time)

What is the best excuse that you have been given.

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I was really late once because I couldn't find matching footwear.

Does that count?

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By *he Filthy Gorgeous Ones OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Cheltenham

As long as you took your socks off when you did eventually meet.

(Please don’t say that they were not matching as well)

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"As long as you took your socks off when you did eventually meet.

(Please don’t say that they were not matching as well) "

Wait...

People take their shoes off?

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By *tlanshiaWoman
11 weeks ago

Chatham

He was putting petrol in the car at the petrol station and his bank card stopped working lol

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
11 weeks ago

Basingstoke

His kid's hamster died

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

I'm not a single man but, I did once cancel the day before a meet because I accidently shaved half an eyebrow off.

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By *nnocenceExpiredWoman
11 weeks ago

Birstall

What you actually get them giving an excuse and not just ghost you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"His kid's hamster died"

RIP Fluffy, we will always remember you. ❤️

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By *he Filthy Gorgeous Ones OP Couple
11 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"I'm not a single man but, I did once cancel the day before a meet because I accidently shaved half an eyebrow off."

Left or right eyebrow.

It does matter.

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

"I'm not a single man but, I did once cancel the day before a meet because I accidently shaved half an eyebrow off."

Not so much lowbrow as no brow.🤭

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

"I'm not a single man but, I did once cancel the day before a meet because I accidently shaved half an eyebrow off."

You should have shaved both eyebrows off. That would have been a conversation starter 😂

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

"He was putting petrol in the car at the petrol station and his bank card stopped working lol"

I told you not to tell anyone

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
11 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"His kid's hamster died

RIP Fluffy, we will always remember you. ❤️"

That was a night that should never have been missed out on! 😏

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By *oughmanMan
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"I'm not a single man but, I did once cancel the day before a meet because I accidently shaved half an eyebrow off.

Left or right eyebrow.

It does matter."

Right.

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By *udesentientMan
11 weeks ago

Leeds

"Sorry I can’t make the meet today because my Grandma just died.

(For the 100th time)

What is the best excuse that you have been given.

A x

Truth is a lot of single men lie about wanting to meet couples when they are really just looking for a quick fix. So they chat up, hoping the Mrs will play alone.

I've also had a couple (in an old account) that refused to have a social meet, refused to have me get a taxi to the meet (cos they don't want me knowing their address, apparently they are important people), just wanted to pick me up, fuck and drop me back off. Totally unsafe, especially in the wake of the jeffrey dahmer episode. I called quits.

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By *eoBloomsMan
11 weeks ago

Springfield

"[Eyebrow Removed by poster at 02/05/25 21:57:01]"

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By *oughmanMan
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

I would have to be dying myself to miss a meet that had been sent up mutually. It's totally bizarre to me. The worst that happened to me? Just plain didn't show up and ghosted.

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By *enatton2Couple
11 weeks ago

West Midlands

Genuinely never had a single guy drop out. A couple and a single female have let us down at the last minute though

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
11 weeks ago

Next Door

No excuses just 👻👻👻👻👻

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"[Eyebrow Removed by poster at 02/05/25 21:57:01]"

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

My daughter takes my social free time but we can fuck

My flat my car was/is on fire and room mate just called.

I thought you weren't real.

You weren't going to fuck anyways..

Too many to even flashback to try to remember the lies about.. I'm just glad they saved me the favours

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

"[Eyebrow Removed by poster at 02/05/25 21:57:01]

I hope you took a photo for prosperity.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

I once had a single woman from here bail on me because and I'm not taking the piss here. She had a dream and in the dream, I was apparently not like what she envisioned? Even though we had done a few video calls beforehand? Fuck knows.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

"No excuses just 👻👻👻👻👻"

Where are the Ghostbusters when you need them

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By *enelope2UWoman
11 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"No excuses just 👻👻👻👻👻

Where are the Ghostbusters when you need them"

I used to post my ghost busters status.. it was QUITE A FEW! IT got comical the amounts

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By *exyScientistsCouple
11 weeks ago

Castlebar

He went to the gym instead...

(Just sent me a video of him in the gym at the time we'd arranged to meet) Then said maybe he could do the next day...🙄 💩

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By *exxyyDy11Man
11 weeks ago

North West

"He went to the gym instead...

(Just sent me a video of him in the gym at the time we'd arranged to meet) Then said maybe he could do the next day...🙄 💩 "

He was after those gains in the gym 💪

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

Had a lie in and wank

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By *issmorganWoman
11 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

He had to cancel our social, as he needed to have his son that eve.

Not a problem, I understand life and family come first.

He displayed a new graphic verification a couple of days later, mentioning meeting the night we were due to.

Block.

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By *ineapplePixie69!Couple
11 weeks ago

Neverland/Wales

"I'm not a single man but, I did once cancel the day before a meet because I accidently shaved half an eyebrow off."

Omg, that me spit out my drink! 😅😅

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By *upanovaMan
11 weeks ago

Sheffield

I have never given an excuse.

I have always met.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

They forgot they were having a fight that night.

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By *heshireguy99Man
11 weeks ago

Northwich

I was cancelled once when I arrived in the street and messaged for the door number and was told I got there early than expected

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

The funniest I ever heard was a chef got trapped in the walk in fridge over night and had to the hospital next morning

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By *isser36Man
11 weeks ago

fylde Coast

I've never let anyone down , but have been completely ghosted by a meet myself, all arranged time, place, everything, night before confirmation was positive good to go....day of meeting...nothing no response...profile disappeared...gutted.

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By *dog1038Man
11 weeks ago

Altrincham

They brought their father!!! I know , obviously a deflection tactic but for the love of god!!! Ended up staying with the dad getting ousted. Still mates to this day ga ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Sorry I can’t make it, I’ve arthritis in my big toe.

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